There in front of them, stood what seemed to be a rabbit with pink fur and
a small pokka dotted vest. Behind it stood their Ravenclaw friend's, Kaoku,
experimental plant/pet Mr.Yum-yum.
Kaoku had warned them about Mr.Yum-yum. Mr.Yum-yum was a giant Venus fly trap, who was 6'9" tall! Behind the rabbit and Mr.Yum-yum, there were mattresses nailed to the wall and there was stuffed animals galore! And to top it all off, almost everything was PINK!
Via gaped her mouth as she saw the plant drooling and watched as it snapped its mouth at them. Remus squinted at a card on the rabbit's vest. It read:
NAME- THE RABBIT
Remus looked confused and said aloud, "The rabbit's name is The Rabbit." Sirius gave Remus a weird look, as if he was staring at a talking wall. "THE Rabbit?" Sirius echoed as he dodged Mr.Yum-yum's snapping mouth. "Yeah, The Rabbit." Remus said as he tried to cast a freezing spell on one of Mr.Yum-yum's long vines. The Rabbit hopped over and gave them a giant bear hug. Leon gasped for air and tried to speak. "Too.tight.need.air!" Then The Rabbit let go.
"Welcome to Detention, but I don't like the sound of Detention so let's call it FunLand! I think I should give you all names!" The Rabbit said in a childish kind of way, as if they were 4 years old. "GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed in a group and the four Gryffindors all jumped for the door, but Mr.Yum-yum's vines caught each of them by the leg. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" They yelled as Via and Leon clawed the floor as they were being dragged. Mr.Yum-yum flipped them over and they landed on a light blue mattress.
Then when they thought it couldn't get worse.it did. The Rabbit hopped over to them and lifted Via up. He muttered something very quickly and her clothes were changed into a frilly green dress and her pitch black hair was tied back with a pink ribbon. "What the freak--" Via was cut off by The Rabbit's furry little finger. "No no no. We don't talk like that in FunLand!" He said FunLand as though it was actually fun.
The others could do nothing but watch as Via was slowly tortured with make- up and hair bows. "Lemme go you over-grown rabbit!" Via yelled as she struggled out of The Rabbit's grasp and landed on the mattress with the others with a THUD! Next The Rabbit tried to grabbed Leon but she bit it's hand and dove into the sea of stuffed animals, like she was a shark and the animals were her ocean.
The Rabbit soon forgot about Leon, the "shark" and grabbed Sirius. It shoved a child-like sailor's suit on Sirius and topped it all off with a sailor's hat. "Oy! You bloody rabbit! Get this outfit off me! And it itches!" Sirius said as he clawed himself, trying to give himself relief to the itching. The Rabbit laughed and dropped Sirius on the mattress next to Via. Via tried not to laugh, but Sirius could tell she was, because tears were already in her eyes.
"If you stop laughing, I won't say you look like a Powerpuff girl." Sirius barked at Via in a very annoyed tone.
"I do NOT look like a Powerpuff prat! Well at least I'm not a - REMUS!!" Via yelped as she pointed to The Rabbit behind Remus, lifting him up. Leon had somehow changed forms in the sea of toys and her ears perked up above the animals. Leon jumped out and bit The Rabbit's hand, making it release its hold on Remus.
"Naughty Naughty, little doggie." The Rabbit said as it struck Leon across the face, sending her to land in the stuffed animals.
"How is THAT nice and fun?" Via said standing up as Remus and Sirius went over to Leon. The Rabbit smiled as it slowly walked over to Via. "Now GWENNY, don't be like that. Be nice and happy. It's not my fault you have a mongrel as a friend. She needs a muzzle, don't you think?" The Rabbit said innocently and with that a muzzle appeared on Leon's snout.
"My name's Via.Via Stone, not. 'Gwenny'." Via said in a very shaky voice, seeing that The Rabbit probably had more magic than any one of them. "You are very like your name, Via. Just as tough and stubborn as stone. All you need to be now is.as hard as stone." The Rabbit said, smirking evilly. Via didn't notice what was going on until Remus's voice brought her back to reality.
"Via! Your leg!" Remus yelled as Sirius stared at her leg. Via looked down to see her right leg was stone! All the way from her ankle to her knee! Via gasped and tried to hit The Rabbit but somehow missed and fell. Then the detention door opened and there stood... Professor McGonagall.
Kaoku had warned them about Mr.Yum-yum. Mr.Yum-yum was a giant Venus fly trap, who was 6'9" tall! Behind the rabbit and Mr.Yum-yum, there were mattresses nailed to the wall and there was stuffed animals galore! And to top it all off, almost everything was PINK!
Via gaped her mouth as she saw the plant drooling and watched as it snapped its mouth at them. Remus squinted at a card on the rabbit's vest. It read:
NAME- THE RABBIT
Remus looked confused and said aloud, "The rabbit's name is The Rabbit." Sirius gave Remus a weird look, as if he was staring at a talking wall. "THE Rabbit?" Sirius echoed as he dodged Mr.Yum-yum's snapping mouth. "Yeah, The Rabbit." Remus said as he tried to cast a freezing spell on one of Mr.Yum-yum's long vines. The Rabbit hopped over and gave them a giant bear hug. Leon gasped for air and tried to speak. "Too.tight.need.air!" Then The Rabbit let go.
"Welcome to Detention, but I don't like the sound of Detention so let's call it FunLand! I think I should give you all names!" The Rabbit said in a childish kind of way, as if they were 4 years old. "GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed in a group and the four Gryffindors all jumped for the door, but Mr.Yum-yum's vines caught each of them by the leg. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" They yelled as Via and Leon clawed the floor as they were being dragged. Mr.Yum-yum flipped them over and they landed on a light blue mattress.
Then when they thought it couldn't get worse.it did. The Rabbit hopped over to them and lifted Via up. He muttered something very quickly and her clothes were changed into a frilly green dress and her pitch black hair was tied back with a pink ribbon. "What the freak--" Via was cut off by The Rabbit's furry little finger. "No no no. We don't talk like that in FunLand!" He said FunLand as though it was actually fun.
The others could do nothing but watch as Via was slowly tortured with make- up and hair bows. "Lemme go you over-grown rabbit!" Via yelled as she struggled out of The Rabbit's grasp and landed on the mattress with the others with a THUD! Next The Rabbit tried to grabbed Leon but she bit it's hand and dove into the sea of stuffed animals, like she was a shark and the animals were her ocean.
The Rabbit soon forgot about Leon, the "shark" and grabbed Sirius. It shoved a child-like sailor's suit on Sirius and topped it all off with a sailor's hat. "Oy! You bloody rabbit! Get this outfit off me! And it itches!" Sirius said as he clawed himself, trying to give himself relief to the itching. The Rabbit laughed and dropped Sirius on the mattress next to Via. Via tried not to laugh, but Sirius could tell she was, because tears were already in her eyes.
"If you stop laughing, I won't say you look like a Powerpuff girl." Sirius barked at Via in a very annoyed tone.
"I do NOT look like a Powerpuff prat! Well at least I'm not a - REMUS!!" Via yelped as she pointed to The Rabbit behind Remus, lifting him up. Leon had somehow changed forms in the sea of toys and her ears perked up above the animals. Leon jumped out and bit The Rabbit's hand, making it release its hold on Remus.
"Naughty Naughty, little doggie." The Rabbit said as it struck Leon across the face, sending her to land in the stuffed animals.
"How is THAT nice and fun?" Via said standing up as Remus and Sirius went over to Leon. The Rabbit smiled as it slowly walked over to Via. "Now GWENNY, don't be like that. Be nice and happy. It's not my fault you have a mongrel as a friend. She needs a muzzle, don't you think?" The Rabbit said innocently and with that a muzzle appeared on Leon's snout.
"My name's Via.Via Stone, not. 'Gwenny'." Via said in a very shaky voice, seeing that The Rabbit probably had more magic than any one of them. "You are very like your name, Via. Just as tough and stubborn as stone. All you need to be now is.as hard as stone." The Rabbit said, smirking evilly. Via didn't notice what was going on until Remus's voice brought her back to reality.
"Via! Your leg!" Remus yelled as Sirius stared at her leg. Via looked down to see her right leg was stone! All the way from her ankle to her knee! Via gasped and tried to hit The Rabbit but somehow missed and fell. Then the detention door opened and there stood... Professor McGonagall.
