Disclaimer- I don't own Yu-gi-oh, although I wish I did, then I would be able to laugh at all those called Cid.

Lava- There you go. I turned it into a poem!

Joey- But dat poem don' make no sense.

Lava- Wha?

Yami- He means that poem doesn't make any sense.

Lava- Oh! That's not nice. *pouts*

Bandit Keith- I love it when you pout!

Everyone- O.o''

Lava- Since when did Bandit Keith have a crush on me?

Weevil- Since you decided that he was crazy and stupid.

Lava- Now I remember! Ahhh! It's a bug! *stamps on Weevil* Now I'll answer the reviews!

To Sia- *Gives a wrapped up gift (which turns out to be a clock radio)* It's just what you always wanted! Oooo *thinks* the princess could be Anzu! *evil smile* you have a map of Egypt? WOW! Yes you can blackmail Weevil, I mean would you want everyone to know if you went on a date with Anzu? (If you were a guy. ^^'') Anyway keep reading and thanks for the idea! *steals it* MWHAHAHAA!!!

To Xonnie- *Gives a wrapped up gift (which turn out to be socks)* everyone loves socks! Is it really that hard to find Serenity/Yami stories? Serenity's really the only decent girl in Yu-gi-oh! (Not offence to people who think otherwise) You'll see what happens to Keisotsu in the end if you keep reading! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Wait. I haven't thought of what happens to him yet.. *starts thinking* Anyway thankies for the review!

To Rage- *Gives a wrapped up gift (which turns out to be a hat made out of cheese)* Practical and fashionable! I usually start chapters for new stories then I can't be bothered to finish them, I have about 5 halves of chapters for new stories on my desktop that I haven't finished! You were preparing for an exam for seven YEARS? Oooo.. You must be really ready for it then.

Bakura- *walks in eating some donuts.*

Lava- Hey! All you Yu-gi-oh people are meant to be here when I do my author's note! *points to a list of rules* See 'No leaving until Lava says.'

Bakura- *shifty eyes* Well. err.. I brought donuts!

Lava- Yay! *runs over and shoves about ten in her mouth*

~~~Things Can Change~~~ By YamiLava

Yami and Serenity made their way to the meeting room where they had been told that the princess was waiting for them. When they reached the door Yami turned to Serenity.

"Don't worry about this. I will never love anyone except for you." He said looking deep into her eyes.

"I know." She forced a smile and looked away. But what if you do fall in love with her. I can't go through more pain Yami. Please just don't let me get hurt.

When Yami entered the room, all the advisers were sitting around the large table talking. Keisotsu was talking to a group of people who Yami didn't recognise. That must be the princess and her followers. as Yami walked fully into the room everyone went quiet.

"And here's the man I was telling you about. Princess Anzu (Lava- Thankies to Sia for the idea of Anzu being the princess, it mean I don't have to come up with a new character!) meet Pharaoh Yami." Keisotsu said silkily.

Anzu turned around to face Yami. (Lava- Oh come on. Everyone knows what she looks like, I don't have to describe her.*sighs*) Her short brown hair was wafting in the small breeze of the room and anybody could get lost in her eyes for hours as they were deep dark pools of water. Her face was cheerful and lively, almost like a child's and her body was adorned with many pieces of gold jewellery, making her look almost heavenly. She was wearing a long cream dress which was pleated at the end and was also flowing in the gentle wind.

"I'm very pleased to meet you!" Anzu said smiling. She curtsied. Serenity was standing in the doorway. She took one look at Anzu at her heart sank. How can I compete with her. She sighed. How could I have thought I could compete with a princess in the first place?

"As am I." Yami bowed. He turned around and saw Serenity, looking down at the ground.

"She will be staying for a month," Keisotsu said, "And after that we'll see how things are going." He winked to Anzu making her giggle and making Yami feel nauseous. (Lava- I'd feel nauseous too if a weird old guy winked at me and you could just imagine Anzu giggling at that.) I wonder if Serenity'll be alright with this, I can tell she's unhappy.

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So Anzu was staying for a month and her room was set up just down the corridor to Yami's. Yami was forced to spend all his time with Anzu, he knew that it was because of Keisotsu and he knew that Serenity was uncomfortable with it. Of course nobody had told Anzu that Yami liked and probably even loved his personal servant, so Serenity was dragged everywhere with them and forced to watch Anzu fling herself all over Yami like a rabbit on heat. (Lava- I don't really want to picture that but I can't think of any other way of putting it.)

One night Anzu and Yami were walking back from a feast that had been held in the palace. Thy stopped outside Yami's room.

"Yami-Wami," That was her nickname for him, Yami hated it almost as much as Serenity did. "Aren't you going to ask me back to your room?" She winked to him suggestively.

"What?" Yami was astonished. "Erm. not tonight, I'm too tired." He faked a yawn. Anzu pouted.

"Aww. at least let me have a goodnight kiss!" Without waiting for an answer, she grabbed his head and pulled it forward to hers. The kiss was rapid and strong, Anzu tried, but failed, to explore Yami's mouth as Yami kept it tightly sealed. He heard a door slam behind them. Serenity! Anzu finally broke off. "Night Yami-Wami!" And without letting Yami say anything, she ran off to her room.

Lava- I think there's a good place to leave it! Mean, evil Anzu!

Anzu- Hey! You were making do all that stuff!

Lava- Just because I'm the authoress doesn't mean I have control over everything! *shifty eyes*

Anzu- Yes it does!

Lava- *stuffs Anzu in a bag* what's that Anzu? I want to be fed to the lions? *muffles noises come from the bag* Okay! *throws her in a lion cage* Anyway, sorry it's so short.

Yami- *comes in gargling a bottle of mouthwash* YOU MADE ME KISS HER!

Lava- *coughs* It wasn't me. it was.. Him! *points to Seto*

Seto- Wha? *Gets strangled by Yami*

Yami- Yami-Wami? Couldn't you think of a more creative nickname?

Lava- I thought it brought out the stupid ness in Anzu. *smiles* Anyway, please review because the more reviews I get the more guilty I get for not updating so then I update faster because I can't take all the guilt! *Screams come from the lion's cage*

Everyone- O.o''