Here goes the second scene of Soul Reaver 2...between a manically depressed Raziel and a Rastafarian Moebius.

Disclaimer: I don't own LoK and I like Bob Marley music, but I'm not Rastafarian. A lot fo Moebius' lines are lyrics from Bob Marley's songs...if you listen to his music you'll recognise them, especially the ones that don't make much sense.

Moebius

Well mon! How you feeling now? You ready to go out and get Kain?

(Raziel attempts to summon the Reaver, but Moebius' staff glows and the Reaver vanishes)

Raziel

Dude! Where's my reaver!

Moebius (Looking mystified)

Where's ya reaver dude?

Raziel

Dude, where's my Reaver?

Moebius

Where's your reaver dude?

Raziel



Screw this. I'll use the good ol CLAWS! (He pins Moebius against the wall, the Timestreamer's neck between Raziel's two claws)

Moebius

No, mon! I don't know how this happened mon! This staff, see, it make me de big fish and de vampire de small fish! But I donna want to hurt you! Let's get together and feel alright, mon! We can be good friends.

Raziel

Moebius, I know you're a bitch. And you are gonna GET IT NOW! (He pulls back his other claw) I should tear your head off right here and NOW!

Moebius

(Laughs) Well, maybe Jah want you to. (His expression changes to an evil grin) But you will not do it, mon.

Raziel

Watch me...

Moebius

I am de time streamer, and I can see everything that jah people do, Raziel...no, you won't kill me, because Kain does that in thirty years.

Raziel

(Let's him go, disgustedly)



How do you know my name? You been PEEKING IN ON ME while I was TAKING SHOWERS?

Moebius

No, mon. When you were a Sarafan priest, you were a good mon. I knew you then. Do you remember when we used to all sit in the Sarafan fortress? And then Zephon would make de fire light, and it was burning through de night? Well...good friends we've had and good friends we've lsot along the way. But you don't need to be lovin' me now to work with me.

(He walks to the doors of the room, and they open. He walks out and Raziel follows him.)

(They step out into a big room. It is octagonal. On the walls are portraits of six guardians from long ago, being slaughtered by the ancient vampire Vorador. In the middle of the room is a basin filled with water.)

Raziel

Hey, where are we?

Moebius

We're in the old castle of the Sarafan, mon! But...the Sarafan have been long gone, blowin into de wind like dust. Now only me and jah few people that still follow me are trying to carry on their old crusade.

Raziel

(Looking at the portraits around the room)

This is Vorador? He's kinda ugly.

Moebius

(Disgustedly) Yeah mon. He's a demon! He killed off six of the guardians right here! In this room! They were killed right before Jah eyes...

Raziel

(Suspicious) How did YOU get away then?

Moebius

Well, freedom came my way one day, and I started out of town, yeah. I was not there when it happend, mon. The circle, mon, we were torn apart. Only me and two others lived through it.

Raziel

That's so nice. (Turns on Moebius angrily) Now, I'm not stupid. I'm not just going to believe whatever you tell me. You're a pathological liar!

Moebius

(offended) Mon, who has been saying these bad things about me? I know, I don't expect to be justified by the laws of men...but it was Kain who told you these thing, yes? Kain is the demon that betrayed you! You cannot trust him!

Raziel

Well...maybe you're right...but I still don't trust you.

Moebius

Look at this mon. (He waves his staf and the candles around the basin light up. They look in and see a reflection of Kain standing at the pillars.) See, mon, how he's waiting there for you! You can take him out of there right now! Rise, you falling fighter and take your stand again! You can strike him down in Jah name! But first, you need to get out of here. I know that the soldiers cannot hurt you, but try not to kill off to many of Jah army. I will come back to you later when you have done this, Raziel! ( He vanishes)

OK. That's chapter two. I now have three pieces up on fanfiction.net, so I probably won't be updating each one as often. Although chapter 3 of the vampire story should be up soon...I already have 50 pages of that story written, I just need to type them.

Cheers! Hope you enjoyed...and remember to read Nosgoth Times!