AT TEH BGINNG OF HARYS SUMER HE WAS VARY BORED11!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH DURSLEYS WERE AVOIDNG HIM B/C OR HARYS STRANGA POW3RS111!!1 OMG WTF LOL THOS3 POWERS HAD HURT DUDL3Y LAST SUM3R AND DA DURSLAYS W3RA NOT R3ADY FOR ANOTHER HURT

IM SO SO SO BORED SADE HARY

W3L!1!1 LOL GO AWAY SADE DUDLAY WHO WAS NOW THIN AND HANDSOM3

FIEN!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL SADE HARY!!11! WTF LOL HE W3NT UPSTARES 2 WRIET A LETAR 2 SIRIUS

DAAR11!1! SIRIUS

I CANT WATE FOR 6TH YEAR!!!!! OMG WTF HOW R U?!???! OMG WTF LOL EAT ANY INFEST3D RATS LAETLY???!!! HAHA!11! WTF LOL JUST KIDNG111!1 WTF LOL DUDLAY IS THIN AND HANDSOM3 NOW!!111!11 WTF LOL HAHA1!11 OMG WTF TAHT WASNT A JOKA11!1 LOL H3 ALSO HAS 2 HAEV TU2RS NOW CAUS3 HES SO STUPID!!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THERE COMNG DA11!!1! OMG DORBL RANG AND HARY W3NT DOWNSTARES

TWO!111111 LOL GIRLS 3NT3RED111111!! OMG WTF TEH FIRST HAD BRIGHT BLUE HARE IN A BIG PONYTALE!111! WTF H3R 3YES WERE DAAD BLAK AND COAETD WIT MAEKUP!111!11 OMG SHA WAS A SK8R GIRL AND WOR3 A WHIET SLEVALAS COLAERD SHIRT AND R3D TEI!111!!1 LOL HAR SKIRT WAS SHORT AND RADPLADE AND SHE WORA 2RN FISHNETS AND BLAK BOTS!1!1!!! OMG SHA HELD A SKAETBOARD

IMM!!1!11! WTF LOL MINJONET WIND CLAUSH SHE DA11!1111 WTF LOL SACOND GIRL HAD LONG LUXORIOUS CURLY COTON CANDY PINK HARE AND A SMILNG HAPY ARE OF DEMONIC-SEMNG-BUT SH3 WASNT DEMONIEC-R3D 3YAS!1!11 WTF SHA WORE A FLUFY BLU3 JUMPER AND BLAK LEGNGS

HI1!!11 OMG LOL IMM BLUA BR3NA CLAUSH SHE SADE

HI!!!!!1 OMG HARY AND DUDLAY SADE

BLU3111111 OMG LOL AND MINJONAT AND DUDLEY W3NT OF 2 STUDY

IM SAD HARY SADE QUEITLY 2 HIMS3LF AND A CHARE1!11!! OMG WTF LOL DA CHARE IGNORAD HIMSALF!1!! OMG LOL HARY WOKED D3SOLAETLY 2 HIS ROM

TWO!!!11! OMG HOURS L8R DUDLAYS STUDY SESION WAS OVAR!11!11!! OMG WTF LOL HARY HAARD HIM SAY GODBY3 2 BLUA AND MINJONAT

I11!!! OMG WTF LOL WISH BLU3 AND MINJONET WERE HERE THOUGHT HARY1!!! OMG WTF HE START3D 2 CRY!11! WTF LOL HARY WAS LONELY

DO111! OMG LOL NOT CRY SADE MINJONET1!!! WTF BLU3 AND I R H3RE

HARY!!!11 OMG WTF GAEZD IN2 MINJON3TS SILVARY 3YES!111!1!1 OMG LOL WATE11111!! WARENT UR EY3S BLAK BFORE

Y3AH???!!?? OMG WTF LOL W3R3 MATMORPHMAGI SADE BLUE!1!!!! DO U KNOW 2NKS?!!!!! WTF LOL SHES OUR MUM

W3RA1!1111! OMG WTF LOL M3MBRS OF DA U MERICAN ORDAR OF TEH PHOENIX!1!1 OMG WA WATCH DAATH 38R ACTIVITY IN TEH USA!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF MINJON3T 2 HARYS HAND AS SHA SPOKA

OUR!1!! NU MISION IS 2 G3T U 2 DA NU UK ORDER HEADQUART3RS111111!1 OMG OP3N TEH VORTAX MIN

MINJONET1!11! DRAW A CIRCLA IN DA MIDLE OF TEH ROM!1!1 WTF IT TURNED BLAK AND SHA JUMPAD IN

WHERE!11!11!! OMG WTF R WE GONG?!?!?!? OMG ASKAD HARY

BLUE11!!! LOL GRAB3D HARYS HAND1!1!1 OMG WTF AS THEY JUMPED IN SHE YALAD ANOTHAR DIEMNSION

SORY!!1111 LOL ITS SO SHORT111!1! LOL REVEIW PLZ1!!!!1!1 OMG WTF