CHAPTER 2: WE'LL SHOW YOU SPRING CLEANING!

SUMMARY: The other 8 Nazgul must come up with a way to change Lester before some Orcs come waltzing in and tip Sauron off about Lester's recent decorations. R&R be kind! **By the way no offense to homosexuals.

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All through the night and into the next day Wayne paced around his room thinking of ways to make Lester change his ways. Every now and then he would stop and rub his chin, mumbling to himself, then shake his head and start pacing some more. Meanwhile, the others sat in the dining hall thinking about what shade of pink Lester was painting the upper parts of the tower, that's where he's been for the last two days, humming phrases such as "I'm a geenie in a bottle" and "hit me baby one more time!" to himself, only confirming what the others already thought. That he was actually gay! Harry commented that he wondered how long he'd been like this and wondered what could've brought this on what those songs were because they'd never heard them before but they just didn't sound like things that a Nazgul should be singing.

At long last, Wayne came stomping out of his room with his index finger in air showing he had an idea (plus he was as hungry as two hobbits stuck in the Emyn Muil, which confused him because he had never heard of a hobbit - weird huh?!). Little did he know that Lester was making his way down to the dining room as well. In fact, they would meet at the same time.

Wayne was almost jogging now and could see through the doorway that Lester wasn't around so he continued his trip to the dining room, beginning to smile. Lester, preparing for another confrontation, tried to understand how Wayne was feeling. Wayne, now fully smiling, entered the room at the exact same moment that Lester did. The smile that was on his face quickly turned to no expression and Lester casually said, "Hi!" Wayne dropped his hand a turned around and went straight back to his room.

"Would you guys like to take a look upstairs?" Asked Lester. They all said "Sure" and "Why not?." Lester showed them up to the top room of the tower where he had painted the walls yellow with neon colored hand-prints and a bright blue sky on the ceiling complete with clouds and a big red eye near the corner. All of them quietly laughed and covered their mouths except for Harry who saw that this was seriously out of hand and Lester who was admiring the spots on the walls where he painted all of their names with glue and glitter as well as the peace signs on the floor. Harry told them to "lets go" and they all went down the stairs while he suggested they talk with Wayne about what to do, but Wayne had already began coming upstairs and met them half-way.

In unison they asked "what do you plan to do?." For a moment he stood their trying not to hyperventilate and finally said "I'm gonna kill that gay bastard right now! I'm the fucking king of the Nazgul now you, all seven of ya are gonna help me throw him off the damn tower or I'll throw you off too." Surprised, but moved by his angry speech, they all yelled "kill the gay bastard!" over and over again. Lester, who suspected something like this had previously commanded his horse to stand outside the window in some attempt to brake his fall if he was thrown or was forced to jump for his life.

Wayne and the others came in and surrounded Lester and told him to get this "shit" off of the walls or pay the price. Lester said that this was art and tried to come them but it greatly failed. They grabbed him and some yelled "Minas Morgul!" while Wayne kept repeating "we'll show you spring cleaning!" They threw him out of the window and crammed themselves up against it trying to see him die but to their surprise he was gliding! He was using his massive robes to sail down. Still this was not enough. He hit the horse causing the poor horses legs to break under the weight. For a while he lay there but soon got up and started to look around hoping no orcs had seen him. When the others upstairs saw he was okay the all began to curse.

Lester looked at the poor horse and saw his suffering and decided to put it down with his sword. Weeping, he cut the horses throat and realized he'd have to send an orc to Rohan to steal another damn horse. He looked up at the disgruntled faces in the window and flicked them off and gave them the "up yours" sign.