After a nice, friendly pm from Duel Mistress K at Seibertron.com and the promise of her updating her fic, I'm now giving you the second chapter. One more thing, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! AS SOON AS YOU CAN, GO OUT TO SEIBERTRON.COM AND PLAY HEAVY METAL WARS! IT IS SO FUN AND EASY TO PLAY! It's now going to be harder for me to update my fics now that I'm playing.

I don't own Transformers Armada, so don't sue me!

The Legs Have a Mind of Their Own

Chapter Two

Jetfire suddenly jumped at them and started to breakdance right in front of them.

Scavenger was putting up quite a good fight aganist himself to keep from laughing. Hotshot wasn't doing so well himself, he kept smirking every few seconds. Sideswipe was a hopeless cause, he was already down on the floor holding himself, rolling around in laughter with energon leaking from his optics. Blurr was oviously allowing himself to laugh, probably because he had a faceplate on. Even though he was being silent about it, you could easily see that his optics were slanted upwards in the middle with energon threatening to come streaming out. He held his arms to his chest, shaking a bit and he kept looking down at Cobalt who had fallen of her hoverboard. She was now doing the same as Sideswipe, rolling on the ground in tears and laughter. Luckily, she still had the camera facing the two.

All because Jetfire was breakdancing with Optimus, comined, along for the ride. He now started doing the Micheal Jackson, taking steps to the side and hopping around in a complete circle every few steps, sending Sideswipe and Cobalt into more laughter. Then suddenly, he stoped dancing and stood infront of them.

"Ah, I can see that I have an audience," declared Jetfire.

"Oh great Primus how embarassing," mumbled Optimus.

"I bet you're wondering what I'm doing," stated Jetfire.

Cobalt and Sideswipe had now recovered enough to sit up. "Yes Jetfire, what exactly are you doing?" asked Optimus, sounding very annoyed.

"Well, keep recording Co, because I'm doing this." And he started to riverdance. "I saw this on what humans call televison and I thought it looked cool," Optimus was now flailing his arms around, trying not to lose any balance.

"WILL YOU STOP THAT, D*** IT JETFIRE!" Yelled Optimus. The others gasped at what their leader said and Jetfire stoped riverdancing.

"Uh oh, Optimus is going to pay for that," said Jetfire, powering up the thrusters on the bottom of his feet.

"I am?" and suddenly Jetfire started flying down the cooridor, causing Smokescreen and Red Alert to pop their heads out of the target room and look down the cooridoor. "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Come on mechs, to the control room!" shouted Cobalt and jumped back on her hoverboard.

"Why are we going to the control room?" asked Scavenger.

"To watch the security cameras, what else? Jetfire's to fast of a flyer for us to follow them!" and she sped off down to the control room. The four Autobot mechs followed her, followed by Smokescreen and Red Alert as they ran past.

The five kids who had seen everything on the balcony from down below were speechless. Several minutes later, them and their three minicons followed the Autobots to the control room to see more of what was going on.

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"JETFIRE, WILL YOU STOP NOW, PLEASE!"

Jetfire was taking Optimus for a ride head first down the cooridors of the base like a topedo, nearly missing corners and threatening to crash into the walls.

"OH NO WAY! THIS IS TOO FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Jetfire, almost crashing into another wall.

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JETFIRE?! PLEASE STOP!" now Optimus had energon flowing from his optics.

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A little short and I have the third already in progress. Basically I'ts late and I want to get back on Heavy Metal War. Don't worry, the third chapter will be up soon, I won't forget it.

Cobalt