I decided to make this part another chapter instead of having it on the
second chapter. I hope you like it DMK (I'm sure you will.) Have fun.
I don't own Transformers Armada so don't sue me!
The Legs Have a Mind of Their Own
Chapter Three
"JETFIRE, WILL YOU STOP NOW, PLEASE!"
Jetfire was taking Optimus for a ride head first down the cooridors of the base like a topedo, nearly missing corners and threatening to crash into the walls.
"OH NO WAY! THIS IS TOO FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Jetfire, almost crashing into another wall.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JETFIRE?! PLEASE STOP!" now Optimus had energon flowing from his optics.
"ONLY IF YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING FOR ME!" Jetfire yelled back.
"OKAY, WHATEVER IT IS I'LL SAY IT! NOW WHAT IS IT?!"
"NUH UH, NOT TELLING YET, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
"JJJJJEEEEETTTTTFFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Optimus as they almost ran into another wall.
***
"Here we are, pictures from every angle of the base in excellent video and audio," sung Cobalt as she pulled up the cameras on the monitors. "Scavenger, could I get a copy of this footage later?"
"I guess so, why do you want them?"
"I'd like to edit them in to the footage already on my camera."
"I guess it can work, what are you going to do with it?" asked Blurr.
"Well I was thinking that in the event that you need something dire to be done, you could have a few copies for blackmail, if that's okay."
"Well I wouln't take it but you might ask Jetfire when he's not busy," replied Scavenger, pointing at the screen that had Optimus crying out.
"JETFIRE, WILL YOU STOP NOW, PLEASE!" cried Optimus.
"OH NO WAY! THIS IS TOO FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JETFIRE?! PLEASE STOP!"
"ONLY IF YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING FOR ME!"
"Why does he want Optimus to say something for him?" wondered Red Alert.
"Well, I'm guessing from this scenario, it's something funny that Optimus would never say unless put under this situation," answered Cobalt.
"I think you're right, that seems to be the only logical theory," he replied.
"OKAY, WHATEVER IT IS I'LL SAY IT! NOW WHAT IS IT?!"
"NUH UH, NOT TELLING YET, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
"JJJJJEEEEETTTTTFFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
***
The five kids and the three minicons are running down to the control room.
"What's going on?" asked Carlos.
"I'm not exactly sure Carlos," replied Rad.
"Why was Jetfire combined with Optimus? And why were they dancing?" questioned Alexis.
"Not sure, well probably find out once we get thereaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" shouted Billy as Jet Convoy flew over and down the cooridor. "Oh s*** that was too close!"
"JETFIRE, BE MORE CARFULL!" yelled out Prime as they passed over the kids heads.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY BILLY?!" yelled Alexis.
"Nothing Alexis," he replied.
"NOTHING MY BUTT! I HEARD VERY WELL WHAT YOU SAID! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!" and she ran after him faster, the others catching up behind.
"HEY GUYS, I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST! WAIT FOR ME!" yelled Fred who was struggiling behind them, the others didn't slow down as they ran into the control room.
***
As Cobalt and the Autobots watched the crazy antics on the monitors, the kids ran into the control room and up next to Cobalt.
"What's going on?" asked Rad.
"Jetfire has taken over Optimus' legs for some reason. We think it's to make Optimus say something he would probably never say under any other curcumstances," she replied.
"But what could he want Optimus to say?" wondered Smokescreen.
"I wear pink frilly underpants." Everyone looks at Cobalt strange. "What? Just a thought," she takes a can of Coke with a strange looking device out of her pocket, removes the device and drinks it.
"Hey Cobalt," Alexis whispered to her.
"Yes?"
"What was that you took off of the can?"
"Anti fizz device I made."
"Oh."
"Cobalt, can I have a can of soda?" Billy asked her.
"Sure, I have another one," said Cobalt, smiling and threw him another can that did not have an anti fizz device on it.
He caught it. "Thanks," and started to open it; it gave a hissing noise.
"Get behind me quickly Alexis," Cobalt whispered hastetly and pulled Alexis behind her just as Billy opened the can. As he opened the can, it fizzed and sprayed all over him, Cobalt and the rest of the kids with the acception of Alexis; as for she was blocked from it by Cobalt.
"Billy! Wha'd you do that for?!" yelled Carlos.
"Sorry, didn't know it would fizz."
"Hey guys, look at the monitor, somethings happening," exclaimed Rad.
Something was happening. Jetfire made a wrong turn into a dead end and was heading strait for a wall.
"I'LL STOP ONCE YOU SAY 'I WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS!'"
Cobalt imeadiately spit out her drink upon hearing this. "How did you know?" asked Alexis.
"I didn't. The guess as I said was just a guess," they turned back to the monitor.
"ALRIGHT! YOU WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS!"
"NO, I DON'T WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS, YOU DO!"
"I DO NOT!"
"YOU DO TOO!" as they neared the end of the cooridor, there was a shaft that lead straight up and Jetfire took it.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL SAY IT!" Optimus now had his optics shut off.
Jetfire sped for the top which happened to lead outside above the mountain. As he flew outside, he saw the entire army of Decepticons stationed to earth standing in the rain near the opening he just flew out of.
***
Everyone in the control room was in shock.
***
"How could they have known of our attack Sir?" exclaimed Thrust.
"It doesn't look like they did." stated Starscream.
"I--WEAR--PINK--FRILLY--UNDERPANTS!!" yelled Optimus as loud as he could.
"What the heck?" exclaimed Cyclonus as Jetfire unlinked from Optimus and he fell down the shaft. Jetfire after transforming back into robot mode shut off his thrusters and fell down the shaft along with Optimus; the top of the shaft was equipped with heavly strong steel and locked themselves after he jumped. The Decepticons warped back to their base, utterly stunned.
Optimus fell onto the floor below him with a crash as Jetfire slowed his descent with his thrusters and landed beside him. "JETFIRE, WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?!" Prime yelled at him.
"No meaning at all," and he ran behind him and zapped his head with something.
***
"What was that he just zapped Optimus with?!"
As if he could hear him, Jetfire turned to the security camera, held up the device he zapped Optimus with and replied, "A memory altering device. Erases all memory of everything from a set time; doesn't remember a thing."
"Ugh, where am I? What am I doing here?" Prime mubles groggly.
***
Later that day, Cobalt was walking to Jetfire's quarters with a disk in her hands. Knocking on the door, Jetfire opens it and looks down. "Hey Co, what's up?"
"I've got something for you, want to see it?"
"Yeah, come in," and she walks in. "What is it?" she hops up onto his desk.
"It's a video I made today."
"Okay, let's play it," he opened a disk drive and she put the disk in. He played it and Optimus and him were standing at the warpgate; music started to play. Below Jetfire, it said starring Jetfire as himself; below Optimus, it said starring Optimus as himself and the days crazy events started to play. "Wow Co, I didn't know you made this, it's great!"
"You can keep this too, I have a copy for myself on my computer as well." They watched Jet Convoy run down the cooridor.
***
It's done! Yay, finally! I actually forced myself to finish this instead of playing Heavy Metal War like I wanted. This acutally has a moral to it.
Moral: If you're a robot that transforms and combines with another robot that forms your legs, stay on good terms with them or something like this can happen only with dire consequences.
Okay, I'm out!
Cobalt
I don't own Transformers Armada so don't sue me!
The Legs Have a Mind of Their Own
Chapter Three
"JETFIRE, WILL YOU STOP NOW, PLEASE!"
Jetfire was taking Optimus for a ride head first down the cooridors of the base like a topedo, nearly missing corners and threatening to crash into the walls.
"OH NO WAY! THIS IS TOO FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Jetfire, almost crashing into another wall.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JETFIRE?! PLEASE STOP!" now Optimus had energon flowing from his optics.
"ONLY IF YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING FOR ME!" Jetfire yelled back.
"OKAY, WHATEVER IT IS I'LL SAY IT! NOW WHAT IS IT?!"
"NUH UH, NOT TELLING YET, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
"JJJJJEEEEETTTTTFFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Optimus as they almost ran into another wall.
***
"Here we are, pictures from every angle of the base in excellent video and audio," sung Cobalt as she pulled up the cameras on the monitors. "Scavenger, could I get a copy of this footage later?"
"I guess so, why do you want them?"
"I'd like to edit them in to the footage already on my camera."
"I guess it can work, what are you going to do with it?" asked Blurr.
"Well I was thinking that in the event that you need something dire to be done, you could have a few copies for blackmail, if that's okay."
"Well I wouln't take it but you might ask Jetfire when he's not busy," replied Scavenger, pointing at the screen that had Optimus crying out.
"JETFIRE, WILL YOU STOP NOW, PLEASE!" cried Optimus.
"OH NO WAY! THIS IS TOO FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS JETFIRE?! PLEASE STOP!"
"ONLY IF YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING FOR ME!"
"Why does he want Optimus to say something for him?" wondered Red Alert.
"Well, I'm guessing from this scenario, it's something funny that Optimus would never say unless put under this situation," answered Cobalt.
"I think you're right, that seems to be the only logical theory," he replied.
"OKAY, WHATEVER IT IS I'LL SAY IT! NOW WHAT IS IT?!"
"NUH UH, NOT TELLING YET, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
"JJJJJEEEEETTTTTFFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
***
The five kids and the three minicons are running down to the control room.
"What's going on?" asked Carlos.
"I'm not exactly sure Carlos," replied Rad.
"Why was Jetfire combined with Optimus? And why were they dancing?" questioned Alexis.
"Not sure, well probably find out once we get thereaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" shouted Billy as Jet Convoy flew over and down the cooridor. "Oh s*** that was too close!"
"JETFIRE, BE MORE CARFULL!" yelled out Prime as they passed over the kids heads.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY BILLY?!" yelled Alexis.
"Nothing Alexis," he replied.
"NOTHING MY BUTT! I HEARD VERY WELL WHAT YOU SAID! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!" and she ran after him faster, the others catching up behind.
"HEY GUYS, I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST! WAIT FOR ME!" yelled Fred who was struggiling behind them, the others didn't slow down as they ran into the control room.
***
As Cobalt and the Autobots watched the crazy antics on the monitors, the kids ran into the control room and up next to Cobalt.
"What's going on?" asked Rad.
"Jetfire has taken over Optimus' legs for some reason. We think it's to make Optimus say something he would probably never say under any other curcumstances," she replied.
"But what could he want Optimus to say?" wondered Smokescreen.
"I wear pink frilly underpants." Everyone looks at Cobalt strange. "What? Just a thought," she takes a can of Coke with a strange looking device out of her pocket, removes the device and drinks it.
"Hey Cobalt," Alexis whispered to her.
"Yes?"
"What was that you took off of the can?"
"Anti fizz device I made."
"Oh."
"Cobalt, can I have a can of soda?" Billy asked her.
"Sure, I have another one," said Cobalt, smiling and threw him another can that did not have an anti fizz device on it.
He caught it. "Thanks," and started to open it; it gave a hissing noise.
"Get behind me quickly Alexis," Cobalt whispered hastetly and pulled Alexis behind her just as Billy opened the can. As he opened the can, it fizzed and sprayed all over him, Cobalt and the rest of the kids with the acception of Alexis; as for she was blocked from it by Cobalt.
"Billy! Wha'd you do that for?!" yelled Carlos.
"Sorry, didn't know it would fizz."
"Hey guys, look at the monitor, somethings happening," exclaimed Rad.
Something was happening. Jetfire made a wrong turn into a dead end and was heading strait for a wall.
"I'LL STOP ONCE YOU SAY 'I WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS!'"
Cobalt imeadiately spit out her drink upon hearing this. "How did you know?" asked Alexis.
"I didn't. The guess as I said was just a guess," they turned back to the monitor.
"ALRIGHT! YOU WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS!"
"NO, I DON'T WEAR PINK FRILLY UNDERPANTS, YOU DO!"
"I DO NOT!"
"YOU DO TOO!" as they neared the end of the cooridor, there was a shaft that lead straight up and Jetfire took it.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL SAY IT!" Optimus now had his optics shut off.
Jetfire sped for the top which happened to lead outside above the mountain. As he flew outside, he saw the entire army of Decepticons stationed to earth standing in the rain near the opening he just flew out of.
***
Everyone in the control room was in shock.
***
"How could they have known of our attack Sir?" exclaimed Thrust.
"It doesn't look like they did." stated Starscream.
"I--WEAR--PINK--FRILLY--UNDERPANTS!!" yelled Optimus as loud as he could.
"What the heck?" exclaimed Cyclonus as Jetfire unlinked from Optimus and he fell down the shaft. Jetfire after transforming back into robot mode shut off his thrusters and fell down the shaft along with Optimus; the top of the shaft was equipped with heavly strong steel and locked themselves after he jumped. The Decepticons warped back to their base, utterly stunned.
Optimus fell onto the floor below him with a crash as Jetfire slowed his descent with his thrusters and landed beside him. "JETFIRE, WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?!" Prime yelled at him.
"No meaning at all," and he ran behind him and zapped his head with something.
***
"What was that he just zapped Optimus with?!"
As if he could hear him, Jetfire turned to the security camera, held up the device he zapped Optimus with and replied, "A memory altering device. Erases all memory of everything from a set time; doesn't remember a thing."
"Ugh, where am I? What am I doing here?" Prime mubles groggly.
***
Later that day, Cobalt was walking to Jetfire's quarters with a disk in her hands. Knocking on the door, Jetfire opens it and looks down. "Hey Co, what's up?"
"I've got something for you, want to see it?"
"Yeah, come in," and she walks in. "What is it?" she hops up onto his desk.
"It's a video I made today."
"Okay, let's play it," he opened a disk drive and she put the disk in. He played it and Optimus and him were standing at the warpgate; music started to play. Below Jetfire, it said starring Jetfire as himself; below Optimus, it said starring Optimus as himself and the days crazy events started to play. "Wow Co, I didn't know you made this, it's great!"
"You can keep this too, I have a copy for myself on my computer as well." They watched Jet Convoy run down the cooridor.
***
It's done! Yay, finally! I actually forced myself to finish this instead of playing Heavy Metal War like I wanted. This acutally has a moral to it.
Moral: If you're a robot that transforms and combines with another robot that forms your legs, stay on good terms with them or something like this can happen only with dire consequences.
Okay, I'm out!
Cobalt
