Forgot to do this last time. I don't own Monsters INC. either. I do, however, own Levi and Tor.
Now, reviews!
Light in dark places - Yes, small children are cute. They drive you sane-
Levi: Wait a minute? They drive you sane?
GoT: Well, i'm already at the insane end of the stick so people are now driving to the other end.
Levi: That made absolutely no sense.
GoT: Like this fic, so bugger off! As I was saying. Kids drive you sane but they're just to darn cute and you have to beware of the really cute ones, they're the ones that are most evil.
Fallen Templar - I don't think they'll ever forget this little interlude. Awww. Thankee. (dose happy squirm)
Z-F Kat - Thank you and here's the next chappy.
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Kain and his group are huddled miserably in Dumah's fortress right next to the furnace. As Dumah is attempting to end his little brothers un-life it's up to Raziel to try and get the furnace going.
Kain: (after Raziel has tried to get the thing to work for about the fifth time) Oh, just go out and get Dumah to turn it on.
Raziel: No! I shall not be defeated by this mere machine! You never know, this may come in handy one day. Oh, there we go!
Raziel had final managed to get the furnace to work and nearly toasted Rahab, who had been standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Rahab: YEHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH! (runs round in a little circle)
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Rahab: (sulkily) Not funny.
Melchiah: Seriously, how are we going to find the kid?
Kain: (thinks for a moment) I think we're going to have to call reinforcements.
Rahab: Like who?
Raziel: Not one of the girls, they'll just tell Niss or Blaise.
Kain: (gets out the mobile Nissa gave him last Christmas and dials a number) (A/N: Yes, I know the wouldn't have Christmas in Nosgoth but this is my story so Ner!) Hello. Yes it's Kain. Fine, how's yourself? Right. Good. Look, just shut up a minute, will you? I need some help. I'll tell you when you get here? Yes. Uh huh. Right, meet you at the Dumahim warp gate. And bring that girlfriend of yours. Right. See you. (puts phone away) Okay, I've got us some back up?
Rahab: Who?
Kain: You'll see. Go and fetch your brothers, if they haven't killed each other. (Rahab leaves)
Raziel: Do you think we should tell him he's named after a biblical prostitute?
Kain: Where the hells did you find that out.
Raziel: Nissa told me.
Melchiah: What's a prostitute?
Kain: (whispering) Well, don't tell the poor lad. He's warped enough as it is.
Rahab: (entering with his brothers) So, what do we do now?
Kain: Over to the warp gate!
The group go out into the storm and wander over to the warp gate and wait (A/N: Ooh! That rhymed!
Kain: Simple things
What the hells are you doing in the author note!?
Kain: Making you make the story go faster, I have a village to level, you know!
By taking to me you're just making this author note longer
Kain: Well-you see-umm-oh bugger!)
After ten minutes have gone by
Raziel: (looking at the inactive warp gate) Err, I though you said they were only going to be a few minutes, dad?
An hour later
Rahab: I'm booooooooooooooooored! (gets slapped by Kain)
Five hours later
Zephon: This is silly, why aren't they here yet?
A really long time after that
Dumah: Why aren't you making them come?
Im not going to let them come till Kain apologises for interrupting me during my author note!
Melchiah: Daaaaaaaaaad. Just apologise to her.
Kain: (angrily) No! I did not become ruler of Nosgoth by apologising to begrudged fan fiction authors!
Suite yourself.
An embarrassingly long time later
Kain: Nope. Not apologising.
The kid will be grown up with her own children by now later
Kain: NO!
Grandchildren time period later
Kain: Fine. Sorry!
Say it like you mean it!
Kain: (subdued) I'm sorry. Forgive me?
That's better. You're forgiven. The door comes to life and a lanky vampire with silvery blond hair and blue eyes is spat out. He goes flying across the room and splats against the far wall.
Lanky vampire: Yeowch! Bugger! That hurt!
The vampire slides down the wall and lands in a crumpled heap on the floor. Then a young woman with cat ears, long black hair and orange eyes comes flying out of the gate. The warp gate shuts behind her. She goes flying across the room and is caught by Dumah.
Dumah: Well, hello.
Woman with cat ears: Eww! Get off me! (slaps Dumah and he drops her)
Kain: Levi. Tor. Good to see you again.
Levi: (picking himself off the floor) Hi Kain. What did you want help with then?
Tor: Hello.
Raziel: (staring at Levi) That's Levi? Levi as in Prince Leviathan Levi?
Kain: Yes, why?
Rahab: Well, from what you and Nissa told us, we'd expected him to be a little more. . .well. . .imposing.
Levi sighs and shuts his eyes. There's a flash of blue light and where a young vampire had been standing there was an eight foot tall weredragon with blue scaly skin, large bat wings, sliver horns and claws, webbed hands and feet and a long, powerful tail with a fin at the end.
Levi: (in a growing voice) Is this what you were expecting?
Rahab: (in a tight little voice) yes.
Levi returns to his vampire form.
Tor: Honey, I wish you wouldn't scare people like that.
Levi: Well, they asked for it.
Raziel: (to Tor) I guess you must be Tor, right?
Tor: Yup, i'm Tor. The red mage.
Melchiah: That's fire magic right?
Tor: Yup. (everyone edges away from Tor)
Levi: I ask you again Kain. What did you want us for?
Kain explained the situation to them.
Levi: So basically you want us to help you catch Pipehead before my cousin comes back?
Kain: Yes.
Tor: Wait one moment.
Levi and Tor go over into a corner and start to have a huddled conversation, occasionally glancing over at the overlord and his sons.
Zephon: What are they saying?
Rahab: I don't know.
Melchiah: Ask Turel, he's got huge ears.
Raziel: Yeah, Turel what are they- (notices that the place is Turel-less) Where's Turel?
Kain: Oh gods, did we lose him?
Dumah: I think the last time I saw him was at the Sanctuary.
Raziel: Is he still there?
Meanwhile, back at the Sanctuary of the Clans Turel was slowly waking up. Upon waking up fully he had a moment of panic when he realised her couldn't hear anything. A few moments later he realised it was because someone had stuffed his ears full of rocks. It took him a few minutes to get the stuff out and his ears still hurt after it had all been removed. He sat up.
Turel: Oh, I had such a hideous nightmare. I dreamt that demon child Pipehead came to Nosgoth and. . .
Turel suddenly spots a terrible site. The ghostly spectre Ariel was sitting on Kain's throne telling Pipehead fairy tales.
Ariel: And then Prince Charming married the Ugly Sister and went back to his father's castle leaving Cinderella feeling forlorn and destitute with the remaining ugly sister and her wicked step mother where she eventually committed suicide after years of mental abuse. The end. (A/N: This is Nosgoth, remember?)
Turel decides to make an escape by a telaportation spell.
Back at Dumah's place, Tor and Levi have come to an conclusion.
Levi: Okay, we'll help.
Kain: (dose happy dance) Thank you!
At that moment Turel teleports in. He then throws himself, sobbing, at his father.
Kain: Where the hells have you-ggugh!
Turel: Daddy! It's terrible! That-that-that demon child was there! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kain: Get off me! (shoves Turel into Raziel)
Raziel: Argh!
Levi: Where?
Turel: (looks up, still sobbing) (calmly) Oh, hello Levi, Tor. (goes back to sobbing) ina, ina, ina throne room.
Kain: But, it ran off, didn't it?
Zephon: I though it might have hidden behind one of the Pillars.
Kain: (angrily) Then why didn't you say anything before we went tramping all over Nosgoth!?
Zephon: Well, you didn't ask.
Kain goes for his second youngest but Dumah gets there first, never one to miss a chance to beat up his little brother.
Tor: (while Dumah is beating the crap out of Zephon) Okay, then I guess we'd better go to the throne room place then.
Levi: Right (make to leave then stops) err, Kain, you haven't told us who these people are?
Kain: These people are my sons, you already know Turel. The bald guy in yellow is my youngest, Melchiah.
Melchiah: (waves)
Kain: The guy in grey who is getting beaten up is my second youngest, Zephon and the dude betting him up is my third eldest Dumah.
Dumah: Hola! (goes back to kicking Zephon's arse)
Kain: And the boy in blue is Rahab. He's the smart one.
Rahab: Gutten tag.
Kain: And last but not least, Raziel, my first born and favoured son.
Raziel: (bows and kisses Tor's hand) The pleasure is mine.
Tor blushes. Levi scowls.
Tor: Ohh, well then we'd better get going.
Tor walks over to the warp gate.
Tor: Okay, what's the symbol for this throne room place.
Kain: The swirly one.
Tor: Alrighty then.
Tor finds the right symbol and walks through the gate followed by everyone else. Dumah has to drag Zephon because he has knocked him out.
Back in the throne room Pipehead suddenly looks up for Ariel's lap and her eyes flash dark green for a moment. She turns to the spectre.
Pipehead: Gotta go now Wiel.
Ariel: You have to go? Why?
Pipehead: People here to get me.
Ariel: Ooh, all right then.
Ariel puts the child down on the floor and kisses her on the cheek. Pipehead wanders off out of the throne room. Ariel watches her go.
Ariel: Humm. Melchiah likes kids, right?
Pipehead meanwhile wanders out of the room and goes over to the warp gate. She then steps onto the little sun symbol and scrolls through the destinations until she comes to one she likes, one whose symbol is shaped like a clock. She then toddles through and the warp gate shuts behind her. A few seconds after she has gone the warp gate activates again and Kain and his group come through.
Kain: Quickly! To the Sanctuary!
The group as one run like the buggery towards the Sanctuary, completely unaware of how close they had been to catching the wayward brat.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Moebius: Argh! What is that demon child going to do to my beautiful Chronoplast!?
GoT: Oh, wouldn't you like to know. Muhahahahahahahaha!
Ahem. Before if forget you need to check out this new and really cham site http://www.chronoplast.net/ it's only just opened but the BO1 section is the best I've ever seen. Can't wait for the rest of it to come up. I think I'll put a link to it on my site.
(hugs Levi and Tor) what did you think of my original characters, i'm going to write an original fic about them but I just wanted to introduce them and see what you people think of them.
See you in the next chapter. And don't forget to review.
Now, reviews!
Light in dark places - Yes, small children are cute. They drive you sane-
Levi: Wait a minute? They drive you sane?
GoT: Well, i'm already at the insane end of the stick so people are now driving to the other end.
Levi: That made absolutely no sense.
GoT: Like this fic, so bugger off! As I was saying. Kids drive you sane but they're just to darn cute and you have to beware of the really cute ones, they're the ones that are most evil.
Fallen Templar - I don't think they'll ever forget this little interlude. Awww. Thankee. (dose happy squirm)
Z-F Kat - Thank you and here's the next chappy.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Kain and his group are huddled miserably in Dumah's fortress right next to the furnace. As Dumah is attempting to end his little brothers un-life it's up to Raziel to try and get the furnace going.
Kain: (after Raziel has tried to get the thing to work for about the fifth time) Oh, just go out and get Dumah to turn it on.
Raziel: No! I shall not be defeated by this mere machine! You never know, this may come in handy one day. Oh, there we go!
Raziel had final managed to get the furnace to work and nearly toasted Rahab, who had been standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Rahab: YEHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH! (runs round in a little circle)
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Rahab: (sulkily) Not funny.
Melchiah: Seriously, how are we going to find the kid?
Kain: (thinks for a moment) I think we're going to have to call reinforcements.
Rahab: Like who?
Raziel: Not one of the girls, they'll just tell Niss or Blaise.
Kain: (gets out the mobile Nissa gave him last Christmas and dials a number) (A/N: Yes, I know the wouldn't have Christmas in Nosgoth but this is my story so Ner!) Hello. Yes it's Kain. Fine, how's yourself? Right. Good. Look, just shut up a minute, will you? I need some help. I'll tell you when you get here? Yes. Uh huh. Right, meet you at the Dumahim warp gate. And bring that girlfriend of yours. Right. See you. (puts phone away) Okay, I've got us some back up?
Rahab: Who?
Kain: You'll see. Go and fetch your brothers, if they haven't killed each other. (Rahab leaves)
Raziel: Do you think we should tell him he's named after a biblical prostitute?
Kain: Where the hells did you find that out.
Raziel: Nissa told me.
Melchiah: What's a prostitute?
Kain: (whispering) Well, don't tell the poor lad. He's warped enough as it is.
Rahab: (entering with his brothers) So, what do we do now?
Kain: Over to the warp gate!
The group go out into the storm and wander over to the warp gate and wait (A/N: Ooh! That rhymed!
Kain: Simple things
What the hells are you doing in the author note!?
Kain: Making you make the story go faster, I have a village to level, you know!
By taking to me you're just making this author note longer
Kain: Well-you see-umm-oh bugger!)
After ten minutes have gone by
Raziel: (looking at the inactive warp gate) Err, I though you said they were only going to be a few minutes, dad?
An hour later
Rahab: I'm booooooooooooooooored! (gets slapped by Kain)
Five hours later
Zephon: This is silly, why aren't they here yet?
A really long time after that
Dumah: Why aren't you making them come?
Im not going to let them come till Kain apologises for interrupting me during my author note!
Melchiah: Daaaaaaaaaad. Just apologise to her.
Kain: (angrily) No! I did not become ruler of Nosgoth by apologising to begrudged fan fiction authors!
Suite yourself.
An embarrassingly long time later
Kain: Nope. Not apologising.
The kid will be grown up with her own children by now later
Kain: NO!
Grandchildren time period later
Kain: Fine. Sorry!
Say it like you mean it!
Kain: (subdued) I'm sorry. Forgive me?
That's better. You're forgiven. The door comes to life and a lanky vampire with silvery blond hair and blue eyes is spat out. He goes flying across the room and splats against the far wall.
Lanky vampire: Yeowch! Bugger! That hurt!
The vampire slides down the wall and lands in a crumpled heap on the floor. Then a young woman with cat ears, long black hair and orange eyes comes flying out of the gate. The warp gate shuts behind her. She goes flying across the room and is caught by Dumah.
Dumah: Well, hello.
Woman with cat ears: Eww! Get off me! (slaps Dumah and he drops her)
Kain: Levi. Tor. Good to see you again.
Levi: (picking himself off the floor) Hi Kain. What did you want help with then?
Tor: Hello.
Raziel: (staring at Levi) That's Levi? Levi as in Prince Leviathan Levi?
Kain: Yes, why?
Rahab: Well, from what you and Nissa told us, we'd expected him to be a little more. . .well. . .imposing.
Levi sighs and shuts his eyes. There's a flash of blue light and where a young vampire had been standing there was an eight foot tall weredragon with blue scaly skin, large bat wings, sliver horns and claws, webbed hands and feet and a long, powerful tail with a fin at the end.
Levi: (in a growing voice) Is this what you were expecting?
Rahab: (in a tight little voice) yes.
Levi returns to his vampire form.
Tor: Honey, I wish you wouldn't scare people like that.
Levi: Well, they asked for it.
Raziel: (to Tor) I guess you must be Tor, right?
Tor: Yup, i'm Tor. The red mage.
Melchiah: That's fire magic right?
Tor: Yup. (everyone edges away from Tor)
Levi: I ask you again Kain. What did you want us for?
Kain explained the situation to them.
Levi: So basically you want us to help you catch Pipehead before my cousin comes back?
Kain: Yes.
Tor: Wait one moment.
Levi and Tor go over into a corner and start to have a huddled conversation, occasionally glancing over at the overlord and his sons.
Zephon: What are they saying?
Rahab: I don't know.
Melchiah: Ask Turel, he's got huge ears.
Raziel: Yeah, Turel what are they- (notices that the place is Turel-less) Where's Turel?
Kain: Oh gods, did we lose him?
Dumah: I think the last time I saw him was at the Sanctuary.
Raziel: Is he still there?
Meanwhile, back at the Sanctuary of the Clans Turel was slowly waking up. Upon waking up fully he had a moment of panic when he realised her couldn't hear anything. A few moments later he realised it was because someone had stuffed his ears full of rocks. It took him a few minutes to get the stuff out and his ears still hurt after it had all been removed. He sat up.
Turel: Oh, I had such a hideous nightmare. I dreamt that demon child Pipehead came to Nosgoth and. . .
Turel suddenly spots a terrible site. The ghostly spectre Ariel was sitting on Kain's throne telling Pipehead fairy tales.
Ariel: And then Prince Charming married the Ugly Sister and went back to his father's castle leaving Cinderella feeling forlorn and destitute with the remaining ugly sister and her wicked step mother where she eventually committed suicide after years of mental abuse. The end. (A/N: This is Nosgoth, remember?)
Turel decides to make an escape by a telaportation spell.
Back at Dumah's place, Tor and Levi have come to an conclusion.
Levi: Okay, we'll help.
Kain: (dose happy dance) Thank you!
At that moment Turel teleports in. He then throws himself, sobbing, at his father.
Kain: Where the hells have you-ggugh!
Turel: Daddy! It's terrible! That-that-that demon child was there! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kain: Get off me! (shoves Turel into Raziel)
Raziel: Argh!
Levi: Where?
Turel: (looks up, still sobbing) (calmly) Oh, hello Levi, Tor. (goes back to sobbing) ina, ina, ina throne room.
Kain: But, it ran off, didn't it?
Zephon: I though it might have hidden behind one of the Pillars.
Kain: (angrily) Then why didn't you say anything before we went tramping all over Nosgoth!?
Zephon: Well, you didn't ask.
Kain goes for his second youngest but Dumah gets there first, never one to miss a chance to beat up his little brother.
Tor: (while Dumah is beating the crap out of Zephon) Okay, then I guess we'd better go to the throne room place then.
Levi: Right (make to leave then stops) err, Kain, you haven't told us who these people are?
Kain: These people are my sons, you already know Turel. The bald guy in yellow is my youngest, Melchiah.
Melchiah: (waves)
Kain: The guy in grey who is getting beaten up is my second youngest, Zephon and the dude betting him up is my third eldest Dumah.
Dumah: Hola! (goes back to kicking Zephon's arse)
Kain: And the boy in blue is Rahab. He's the smart one.
Rahab: Gutten tag.
Kain: And last but not least, Raziel, my first born and favoured son.
Raziel: (bows and kisses Tor's hand) The pleasure is mine.
Tor blushes. Levi scowls.
Tor: Ohh, well then we'd better get going.
Tor walks over to the warp gate.
Tor: Okay, what's the symbol for this throne room place.
Kain: The swirly one.
Tor: Alrighty then.
Tor finds the right symbol and walks through the gate followed by everyone else. Dumah has to drag Zephon because he has knocked him out.
Back in the throne room Pipehead suddenly looks up for Ariel's lap and her eyes flash dark green for a moment. She turns to the spectre.
Pipehead: Gotta go now Wiel.
Ariel: You have to go? Why?
Pipehead: People here to get me.
Ariel: Ooh, all right then.
Ariel puts the child down on the floor and kisses her on the cheek. Pipehead wanders off out of the throne room. Ariel watches her go.
Ariel: Humm. Melchiah likes kids, right?
Pipehead meanwhile wanders out of the room and goes over to the warp gate. She then steps onto the little sun symbol and scrolls through the destinations until she comes to one she likes, one whose symbol is shaped like a clock. She then toddles through and the warp gate shuts behind her. A few seconds after she has gone the warp gate activates again and Kain and his group come through.
Kain: Quickly! To the Sanctuary!
The group as one run like the buggery towards the Sanctuary, completely unaware of how close they had been to catching the wayward brat.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Moebius: Argh! What is that demon child going to do to my beautiful Chronoplast!?
GoT: Oh, wouldn't you like to know. Muhahahahahahahaha!
Ahem. Before if forget you need to check out this new and really cham site http://www.chronoplast.net/ it's only just opened but the BO1 section is the best I've ever seen. Can't wait for the rest of it to come up. I think I'll put a link to it on my site.
(hugs Levi and Tor) what did you think of my original characters, i'm going to write an original fic about them but I just wanted to introduce them and see what you people think of them.
See you in the next chapter. And don't forget to review.
