And here's the next chapter but before you read it I have a few announcements.
Ahem.
First- I have mock GCSE's coming up in a week so i'm not going to have much time to write.
Second- I now have an online journal so if you want to know how the fanfics are coming on I suggest you go there. There's a link to it on my web site.
Third- In case any of you are wondering why I haven't updated of Sun and Shadows for a while it's because that I started writing it with only a vague idea of what's going to happen. Now, however, I have to start planning a bit (waves her note book) i'm writing basic out lines for every chapter and I've still got a long way to go. I've got and ending sorted out but I just have to decide what i'm going to put in the middle. If you want to know how it's coming on, check the journal every now and then.
Forth- Reviews!
Silveriss - It's only a lot of females, Rahab. I hate small children and I am defiantly female.
Oh, you like Levi and Tor? Yay!
What's the little squirt going to get into? Now that would be telling. (looks smug)
Silvawen the Elf Crumpet - Meh, i'm not going to do a proper response to you, because I'll see you on Monday in purgatory (school)
Z-F Kat - Like I said to Silveriss: that would be telling.
Have you looked at the site? What did you think?
Fallen Templar - Thanks. Glad you like Levi and Tor, but I think they'll be taking a bit of a back seat in this one, it's not their story, it's the SR boys (and Pipehead's, of course)
Well, I've wasted you time enough, now on with the chapter!
*~*~*~*~*~*
Kain and co. run into the throne room. Zephon runs into the back of Dumah, therefor giving him yet another reason to beat the living daylights out of him. Well, he's a vampire so it wouldn't exactly be living daylights would it? Humm, dead night lights perhaps?
Melchiah: Woah! Woah! Hold up! Zephon has a night light!?
Zephon: What!? NO!
Melchiah: Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Zephon has a night light! Zephon's scared of the dark! Zephon's a baby!
Zephon: (red in the face, breathing heavily) I. Do. Not. Have. A. NIGHT LIGHT!
Melchiah: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wait until I tell Z-F Kat!
Zephon: You shall do no such thing!
Melchiah: Just you try and stop me! (blows raspberry at his elder brother)
Zephon then proceeds to attack his brother.
Levi: Hey, wasn't Dumah supposed to be beating up Zephon to begin with?
Yes, well, err, umm, DAMNIT! Rewind the fic back!
There is a bunch of static while the story is rewound back to:
et another reason to beat the, err, hell out of him.
Kain: Well, that was pointless.
Don't start that again Kain or I'll use author powers on you!
Kain: You can't kill me! I'm the hero and you're one of my fan girls so you won't do anything to me!
There are worse fates that death, Kain.
Kaino: Oh gods! Now she thinks she's the elder!
Levi: Err, Kaino?
Kaino: What did you just call me!?
Levi: You just might want to have a look there (points to Kaino's name)
Kaino: Why, what's goin. . . WHAT THE HELLS!!!!!!!
Rahab: You shouldn't have messed with the authoress, dad.
Kaino: Wretched woman! Change it back this instant!
Make me!
Kaino: I will not beg!
I'm not asking you to.
Kaino: Why must you humiliate me like this?
You do it to yourself.
Kaino: Change it back!
Silence.
Kaino: I said change it back!
Silence.
Kaino: Change it!!!
Silence.
Levi: Err, boss, is their something wrong?
Sniff, sniff.
Turel: What the hells?
Sniff, sniff.
Tor: Oh dear.
It's not as if I don't have feelings.
Raziel: Is everything all right?
I mean, I try to write fiction and then the characters start to yell at me. And it upsets me. Sniff, sniff.
Kaino: Did. I. Hurt her feelings?
Still sobbing quietly to herself.
Tor: Duh!
Kaino: God, I didn't realise she was taking it to heart. Sorry.
Sniff. You mean it?
Kaino: Of course.
Sniff. Thanks.
Kaino: Will you change my name back, please? I'll be nice.
Okay then.
Kain: Thanks.
Now on with the story! They run into the room and they can plainly see that there if no Pipehead. Kain dose, however, notice that his Pillar is now pink!
Kain: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY PILLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Rahab: He's not taking it to well is he?
Raziel: Nope.
Rahab: Well, it shows that the kid was here.
Raziel: In deed. Hehehehe.
Rahab: What?
Raziel: (points to the Pillar of Conflict) To bad Malek can't see that. He'd flip his helmet. Snort.
Rahab: Hahahaha. Hey dad, this'll cheer you up.
Kain: Boo-hoo-ho-wha? (sees where Rahab is pointing) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Muhahahahahahahahahahaha (cough gasp wheeze) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tor: Hey! Cool! A woman with half a face!
The group turn to have a look at where she's pointing and it turns out to be Ariel.
Levi: Ewwwwwww.
Kain decides to ask Ariel if she's seen the kid. And this has to be done delicately as she hates his undead guts.
Kain: Hey bone face! Seen a kid recently!
Ariel: (nastily) Even if I had I wouldn't tell you, you selfish bat bastard!
Kain: What nice cheek bones you have.
Ariel: Why thank yo- HEY!
Everyone else: Snigger.
Ariel: (folds her arms) Just for that comment im not going to tell you about the little girl.
Rahab: Ahh, so you did see a little girl?
Ariel: (flustered) What? No!
Melchiah: Then how did you know that it was a girl?
Ariel: Well-you see-err-Kain said it was a girl!
Kain: No I didn't!
Ariel: Yes you certainly did!
Kain: I think I can remember what I did and did not say, woman!
Ariel: You said girl!
Kain: I said kid!
Ariel: Girl!
Kain: Kid!
Ariel: GIRL!
Kain: KID!
While the two Balance guardians were arguing Levi was in his weredragon form, sniffing about while Tor was chatting Raziel.
Raziel: So Levi's a weredragon. What are you then? A werecat?
Tor: Close. I'm a fire elf from Tenier.
Raziel: (one eyebrow raised) An elf?
Tor: Fire elf. You know about evolution?
Raziel: Sure, i'm due for my next one in a couple of weeks. (A/N: Oh dear!
Raziel: Why, do you know something I don't!?
Never mind
Raziel: Oooooooooookay then)
Tor: Right, but on Tenier, elves evolved from cats. (A/N: You gotta admit, the elves are kinda like cats, right. The wonderful Orlando himself said so on the bonus footage at the end of Lord of the Rings.)
Raziel: Okay then. So what's he doing? (points to Levi)
Tor: He's trying to sniff out the kid.
Raziel: Is he having any luck?
Tor: I don't kn-
Levi: Eureka!
Kain: Well at least I can still-Wha?
Levi: I have the brat's scent!
Turel: EEP! (tries to jump out of the non-existent window again but is stopped by Rahab)
Raziel: Which way did it go!?
Levi: (points dramatically out of the door) This way!
Everyone follows Levi out of the room leaving Ariel to herself.
Ariel: Oh well, (gets out her mobile phone) Hi? I was thinking about adoption and.....
The group make their way back to the warp gate.
Kain: Okay then, how do we know which one she went through then?
Zephon: We could ask the authoress?
I'm not sure it's strictly allowed.
Kain: Hey, you tell us where the kid went and you can have Turel!
Well in that case. . .she went to the Chronoplast.
Kain: Okay then. (turns to Turel) Sorry about this but you're going to have to go with her.
Turel: Ooh. I don't mind at all. 1) I don't have to find the kid and 2) I get to go with the authoress!
Yippee! A giant hand appears and drags Turel out of the fic and into author land. We shall now only hear him in author notes.
Kain: Right then, onto the Chronoplast!
The group walk through the gate and end up just outside the Chronoplast. They can hear strange sounds coming from down the tunnel so they decide to investigate. They come across those little portal time star showy thingies, you know, the once near the end of SR where you see Raz killing Ariel and whole bunch of other crap. Anyway, they come to one of them and somehow Pipehead has managed to make it show the Magic Roundabout, which makes everyone for Nosgoth really confused.
Dumah: What the hell is that? A mop?
Zephon: That cow is pink. Cows should not be pink.
Melchiah: I don't know, I've seen some pink cows before.
Everyone stares at him for a few moments.
Rahab: -_- You painted it pink, didn't you?
Melchiah: ^_^ (nods happily)
Tor: Okay then, we know she's been here. Magic Roundabout is her favourite show.
Kain: So where do we go now?
Levi: Why don't we try that big door we passed earlier?
And so our little group make their way into the Chronoplast it's self. It's normally awe-inspiring atmosphere is somewhat spoiled by Pipehead. You see the demon child had got in and had somehow managed to get it working, the giant mobile spiny round thing on the ceiling was spinning round and round at a speed that makes you sick to look at it. Despite that fact that there was absolutely now way for her to have do this, Pipehead had somehow managed to climb up to the giant mobile spiny thing and was hanging from one of the branches (A/N: Is that the right word for it?) And was having the time of her young life.
Pipehead: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (A/N: Imagine frantic music playing in the back ground, like the music Lisa was playing in the Simpsons when Bart stole Grandpa's teeth and was spinning round on the ceiling fan, that's probably where I got the idea from.
Turel: Guardian of Tears dose not own and dose not claim to own the Simpsons, nor the Magic Roundabout)
Everyone: @_@
Kain: How the Pillars did she get up there!!?
Rahab: I have absolutely no bloody idea?
Levi: She's half Elf, a quater Siren and a quater Imp. She defies logic on a daily basics.
Dumah: (trying to kill Zephon quietly in the background)
Zephon: Gark! Argh!
Tor: (getting a little hypnotised by the giant mobile spiny thing as it keeps spinning around and around and around and around and around and around and around and arou. . . .
Turel: (pokes the hypnotise authoress) Guardian. Wake up!
I'm awake!)
Raziel: Don't worry, as soon as she throws up she'll come down.
Melchiah: (goes out to be sick and the sight of the giant mobile spiny thing)
However, before anyone can do anything, disaster strikes. Pipehead loses her grip on the giant mobile spiny thing and goes flying through the Chronoplast portal and is sent hurdling through the time streams to an unknown destination. You'll be pleased (or not so pleased) to know that this experience dose not traumatise her in anyway (Turel: She's warped enough as it is) she just found the sensation a little ticklish.
Kain: Oh drat!
Raziel: That's a very unusual swear, dad.
Rahab: What are we going to do now?
Melchiah: (coming back in) Well, we're going after it.
Raziel: What!? We don't know what time it leads to! It could take us to the future, to the end of Nosgoth.
Rahab: Would you rather wait for Nissa to come back?
The colour drains from the vampires already pale faces.
Levi: There is also the possibility that Blaise may come to claim her daughter.
Kain: (points dramatically) Through the Portal!
And so our group head through the time portal to an unknown destination in continuance of their quest.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Turel: They're not going to fall for your attempt to get them to pity you.
GoT: Oh shut up. I've got enough stress from school with out you giving me grief. Now, go and make me a cup of tea!
Turel: You can't make me make you a cup of tea.
GoT: Oh yes I can, I bought you fair and square at the auction! (Check out Demon Hunter Anamae's fic Bachelors of Nosgoth if you don't understand what I mean. Turel's mine! He's all mine! Mine! Muhahahahaha!)
Turel: Fine, I'll go make the tea! (walks out)
GoT: Now, when he comes back it's time for some stress relief. Eh-he-he-he-he! (say no more as I want it to remain a PG-13 rating)
Ahem.
First- I have mock GCSE's coming up in a week so i'm not going to have much time to write.
Second- I now have an online journal so if you want to know how the fanfics are coming on I suggest you go there. There's a link to it on my web site.
Third- In case any of you are wondering why I haven't updated of Sun and Shadows for a while it's because that I started writing it with only a vague idea of what's going to happen. Now, however, I have to start planning a bit (waves her note book) i'm writing basic out lines for every chapter and I've still got a long way to go. I've got and ending sorted out but I just have to decide what i'm going to put in the middle. If you want to know how it's coming on, check the journal every now and then.
Forth- Reviews!
Silveriss - It's only a lot of females, Rahab. I hate small children and I am defiantly female.
Oh, you like Levi and Tor? Yay!
What's the little squirt going to get into? Now that would be telling. (looks smug)
Silvawen the Elf Crumpet - Meh, i'm not going to do a proper response to you, because I'll see you on Monday in purgatory (school)
Z-F Kat - Like I said to Silveriss: that would be telling.
Have you looked at the site? What did you think?
Fallen Templar - Thanks. Glad you like Levi and Tor, but I think they'll be taking a bit of a back seat in this one, it's not their story, it's the SR boys (and Pipehead's, of course)
Well, I've wasted you time enough, now on with the chapter!
*~*~*~*~*~*
Kain and co. run into the throne room. Zephon runs into the back of Dumah, therefor giving him yet another reason to beat the living daylights out of him. Well, he's a vampire so it wouldn't exactly be living daylights would it? Humm, dead night lights perhaps?
Melchiah: Woah! Woah! Hold up! Zephon has a night light!?
Zephon: What!? NO!
Melchiah: Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Zephon has a night light! Zephon's scared of the dark! Zephon's a baby!
Zephon: (red in the face, breathing heavily) I. Do. Not. Have. A. NIGHT LIGHT!
Melchiah: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wait until I tell Z-F Kat!
Zephon: You shall do no such thing!
Melchiah: Just you try and stop me! (blows raspberry at his elder brother)
Zephon then proceeds to attack his brother.
Levi: Hey, wasn't Dumah supposed to be beating up Zephon to begin with?
Yes, well, err, umm, DAMNIT! Rewind the fic back!
There is a bunch of static while the story is rewound back to:
et another reason to beat the, err, hell out of him.
Kain: Well, that was pointless.
Don't start that again Kain or I'll use author powers on you!
Kain: You can't kill me! I'm the hero and you're one of my fan girls so you won't do anything to me!
There are worse fates that death, Kain.
Kaino: Oh gods! Now she thinks she's the elder!
Levi: Err, Kaino?
Kaino: What did you just call me!?
Levi: You just might want to have a look there (points to Kaino's name)
Kaino: Why, what's goin. . . WHAT THE HELLS!!!!!!!
Rahab: You shouldn't have messed with the authoress, dad.
Kaino: Wretched woman! Change it back this instant!
Make me!
Kaino: I will not beg!
I'm not asking you to.
Kaino: Why must you humiliate me like this?
You do it to yourself.
Kaino: Change it back!
Silence.
Kaino: I said change it back!
Silence.
Kaino: Change it!!!
Silence.
Levi: Err, boss, is their something wrong?
Sniff, sniff.
Turel: What the hells?
Sniff, sniff.
Tor: Oh dear.
It's not as if I don't have feelings.
Raziel: Is everything all right?
I mean, I try to write fiction and then the characters start to yell at me. And it upsets me. Sniff, sniff.
Kaino: Did. I. Hurt her feelings?
Still sobbing quietly to herself.
Tor: Duh!
Kaino: God, I didn't realise she was taking it to heart. Sorry.
Sniff. You mean it?
Kaino: Of course.
Sniff. Thanks.
Kaino: Will you change my name back, please? I'll be nice.
Okay then.
Kain: Thanks.
Now on with the story! They run into the room and they can plainly see that there if no Pipehead. Kain dose, however, notice that his Pillar is now pink!
Kain: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY PILLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Rahab: He's not taking it to well is he?
Raziel: Nope.
Rahab: Well, it shows that the kid was here.
Raziel: In deed. Hehehehe.
Rahab: What?
Raziel: (points to the Pillar of Conflict) To bad Malek can't see that. He'd flip his helmet. Snort.
Rahab: Hahahaha. Hey dad, this'll cheer you up.
Kain: Boo-hoo-ho-wha? (sees where Rahab is pointing) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Muhahahahahahahahahahaha (cough gasp wheeze) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tor: Hey! Cool! A woman with half a face!
The group turn to have a look at where she's pointing and it turns out to be Ariel.
Levi: Ewwwwwww.
Kain decides to ask Ariel if she's seen the kid. And this has to be done delicately as she hates his undead guts.
Kain: Hey bone face! Seen a kid recently!
Ariel: (nastily) Even if I had I wouldn't tell you, you selfish bat bastard!
Kain: What nice cheek bones you have.
Ariel: Why thank yo- HEY!
Everyone else: Snigger.
Ariel: (folds her arms) Just for that comment im not going to tell you about the little girl.
Rahab: Ahh, so you did see a little girl?
Ariel: (flustered) What? No!
Melchiah: Then how did you know that it was a girl?
Ariel: Well-you see-err-Kain said it was a girl!
Kain: No I didn't!
Ariel: Yes you certainly did!
Kain: I think I can remember what I did and did not say, woman!
Ariel: You said girl!
Kain: I said kid!
Ariel: Girl!
Kain: Kid!
Ariel: GIRL!
Kain: KID!
While the two Balance guardians were arguing Levi was in his weredragon form, sniffing about while Tor was chatting Raziel.
Raziel: So Levi's a weredragon. What are you then? A werecat?
Tor: Close. I'm a fire elf from Tenier.
Raziel: (one eyebrow raised) An elf?
Tor: Fire elf. You know about evolution?
Raziel: Sure, i'm due for my next one in a couple of weeks. (A/N: Oh dear!
Raziel: Why, do you know something I don't!?
Never mind
Raziel: Oooooooooookay then)
Tor: Right, but on Tenier, elves evolved from cats. (A/N: You gotta admit, the elves are kinda like cats, right. The wonderful Orlando himself said so on the bonus footage at the end of Lord of the Rings.)
Raziel: Okay then. So what's he doing? (points to Levi)
Tor: He's trying to sniff out the kid.
Raziel: Is he having any luck?
Tor: I don't kn-
Levi: Eureka!
Kain: Well at least I can still-Wha?
Levi: I have the brat's scent!
Turel: EEP! (tries to jump out of the non-existent window again but is stopped by Rahab)
Raziel: Which way did it go!?
Levi: (points dramatically out of the door) This way!
Everyone follows Levi out of the room leaving Ariel to herself.
Ariel: Oh well, (gets out her mobile phone) Hi? I was thinking about adoption and.....
The group make their way back to the warp gate.
Kain: Okay then, how do we know which one she went through then?
Zephon: We could ask the authoress?
I'm not sure it's strictly allowed.
Kain: Hey, you tell us where the kid went and you can have Turel!
Well in that case. . .she went to the Chronoplast.
Kain: Okay then. (turns to Turel) Sorry about this but you're going to have to go with her.
Turel: Ooh. I don't mind at all. 1) I don't have to find the kid and 2) I get to go with the authoress!
Yippee! A giant hand appears and drags Turel out of the fic and into author land. We shall now only hear him in author notes.
Kain: Right then, onto the Chronoplast!
The group walk through the gate and end up just outside the Chronoplast. They can hear strange sounds coming from down the tunnel so they decide to investigate. They come across those little portal time star showy thingies, you know, the once near the end of SR where you see Raz killing Ariel and whole bunch of other crap. Anyway, they come to one of them and somehow Pipehead has managed to make it show the Magic Roundabout, which makes everyone for Nosgoth really confused.
Dumah: What the hell is that? A mop?
Zephon: That cow is pink. Cows should not be pink.
Melchiah: I don't know, I've seen some pink cows before.
Everyone stares at him for a few moments.
Rahab: -_- You painted it pink, didn't you?
Melchiah: ^_^ (nods happily)
Tor: Okay then, we know she's been here. Magic Roundabout is her favourite show.
Kain: So where do we go now?
Levi: Why don't we try that big door we passed earlier?
And so our little group make their way into the Chronoplast it's self. It's normally awe-inspiring atmosphere is somewhat spoiled by Pipehead. You see the demon child had got in and had somehow managed to get it working, the giant mobile spiny round thing on the ceiling was spinning round and round at a speed that makes you sick to look at it. Despite that fact that there was absolutely now way for her to have do this, Pipehead had somehow managed to climb up to the giant mobile spiny thing and was hanging from one of the branches (A/N: Is that the right word for it?) And was having the time of her young life.
Pipehead: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (A/N: Imagine frantic music playing in the back ground, like the music Lisa was playing in the Simpsons when Bart stole Grandpa's teeth and was spinning round on the ceiling fan, that's probably where I got the idea from.
Turel: Guardian of Tears dose not own and dose not claim to own the Simpsons, nor the Magic Roundabout)
Everyone: @_@
Kain: How the Pillars did she get up there!!?
Rahab: I have absolutely no bloody idea?
Levi: She's half Elf, a quater Siren and a quater Imp. She defies logic on a daily basics.
Dumah: (trying to kill Zephon quietly in the background)
Zephon: Gark! Argh!
Tor: (getting a little hypnotised by the giant mobile spiny thing as it keeps spinning around and around and around and around and around and around and around and arou. . . .
Turel: (pokes the hypnotise authoress) Guardian. Wake up!
I'm awake!)
Raziel: Don't worry, as soon as she throws up she'll come down.
Melchiah: (goes out to be sick and the sight of the giant mobile spiny thing)
However, before anyone can do anything, disaster strikes. Pipehead loses her grip on the giant mobile spiny thing and goes flying through the Chronoplast portal and is sent hurdling through the time streams to an unknown destination. You'll be pleased (or not so pleased) to know that this experience dose not traumatise her in anyway (Turel: She's warped enough as it is) she just found the sensation a little ticklish.
Kain: Oh drat!
Raziel: That's a very unusual swear, dad.
Rahab: What are we going to do now?
Melchiah: (coming back in) Well, we're going after it.
Raziel: What!? We don't know what time it leads to! It could take us to the future, to the end of Nosgoth.
Rahab: Would you rather wait for Nissa to come back?
The colour drains from the vampires already pale faces.
Levi: There is also the possibility that Blaise may come to claim her daughter.
Kain: (points dramatically) Through the Portal!
And so our group head through the time portal to an unknown destination in continuance of their quest.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Turel: They're not going to fall for your attempt to get them to pity you.
GoT: Oh shut up. I've got enough stress from school with out you giving me grief. Now, go and make me a cup of tea!
Turel: You can't make me make you a cup of tea.
GoT: Oh yes I can, I bought you fair and square at the auction! (Check out Demon Hunter Anamae's fic Bachelors of Nosgoth if you don't understand what I mean. Turel's mine! He's all mine! Mine! Muhahahahaha!)
Turel: Fine, I'll go make the tea! (walks out)
GoT: Now, when he comes back it's time for some stress relief. Eh-he-he-he-he! (say no more as I want it to remain a PG-13 rating)
