Hey, I kept reading all these "Ask Blah-Blah Questions" fanfics, so I thought I'd try one...I'll make more for different sections, so here's...ASK LING XIAOYU!
Xiaoyu: *Sits down and waves to camera* Hi!
Black Phoenix: Welcome to the Stupid Show with Cloud Strife! Sadly, he's in Gold Saucer racing chocobos...Ahh well, I'm taking over! HAHAHA!
Xiaoyu: Oh...So it should be the Stupid Show with Black Phoenix instead?
Black Phoenix: Ahh...no. This show isn't stupid, so why call it that? Any ideas?
Xiaoyu: Uhh...How about-
Black Phoenix: Thought so. Well, this first letter comes from...
Please Review! Ask Away, Please! Or else I owe Cloud my Black Chocobo, Zula!
Zula: Wark.
Xiaoyu: *Sits down and waves to camera* Hi!
Black Phoenix: Welcome to the Stupid Show with Cloud Strife! Sadly, he's in Gold Saucer racing chocobos...Ahh well, I'm taking over! HAHAHA!
Xiaoyu: Oh...So it should be the Stupid Show with Black Phoenix instead?
Black Phoenix: Ahh...no. This show isn't stupid, so why call it that? Any ideas?
Xiaoyu: Uhh...How about-
Black Phoenix: Thought so. Well, this first letter comes from...
Please Review! Ask Away, Please! Or else I owe Cloud my Black Chocobo, Zula!
Zula: Wark.
