Black Phoenix: I'm sorry I haven't reviewed. I was in the Philippines for my vacation! I played LOADS of Tekken 4...

Xiaoyu: I'm the best!

Black Phoenix: Yeah! You AND Jin!

Xiaoyu: YAY! Well, our first question comes from...michelle! Here's what she writes:

Hi Black Phoenix. Um, hi Zula. Listen, can you ask Ling Xiaoyu this?

Question: Do you ever play sports???

Well...that's all for now... Heehee...Please update soon. I'm craving for the next chapter.

P.S. I'm not a Xiaoyu fan either! If you want to, you can check my fics out... I make Xiaoyu an idiot in them... In my humor fics, of course.

Well, see ya around, Black Phoenix.

michelle WaS here (sorry... you must be getting annoyed)

Black Phoenix: Actually, I'm not annoyed at all. Just happy you wrote a review, michelle.

Xiaoyu: I ain't no idiot! Anyway, I play soccer, basketball, uhh...fight, and Blitzball.

Black Phoenix: Uhhh...Blitzball?

Xiaoyu: Yeah! When you're gone, I sneak into your room, grab the PS2 and set it up in your mom's room, and play Blitzball!

Black Phoenix: So THAT'S what happened to all that Gil! So much wasted for salaries...

Xiaoyu: Yup. Next question is from KazuyaFan1:

Here's a ?: Ling, what's your favorite brand of ketchup?

Xiaoyu: Uhhh...it's ketchup...ummm...I guess Heinz ketchup to answer your question, KazuyaFan1.

Kazuya: I have a fan!

Xiaoyu: Good to know. Security!
(Jin and Hwoarang walk out)

Jin: Dad, this ISN'T the Jerry Springer Show. Try next door.

Kazuya: Oh, alright...

(Jin and Hwoarang grab Kazuya and throw him out the window)

Black Phoenix: Thanks Jin! Hwoarang! *starry eyed*

Jin: Later. *waves* (goes backstage)

Xiaoyu: Anyway, onto the next question. This one's from The Digimon Queen.

Lol, sounds funny. like some sort of "ask Ashley" thing..

Question: Why do I dedicate songs to Videogame and Anime characters?

Xiaoyu: Ask Ashley eh? All that's an old show, but still good. Most of the original people are gone now... As for your question...I have no clue. Inspiration or something maybe?

Black Phoenix: OO! I know NextBigThing1! Azn-Ac (my cousin) and I ALWAYS read his fics and print 'em out! He loves the Why Law Bounces fic! Look Daddy, I'm Bruce Lee!

Xiaoyu: Kikai, stop.

Black Phoenix: Hey! Where'd you learn my family's nickname for me?

Xiaoyu: Unnamed sources. *thumbs up to Jin* Anyway, the next question's from NextBigThing1. He writes:

Heh heh heh, here's a question: If a batter hits a baseball out of the stadium, and the ball goes all the way around the world, reenters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it an out or a home run?

*NBT1*

Black Phoenix: Uhhh...*scratches head* I don't know much of baseball...except outs, balls, hit by the pitch, strike, steal, home run, fouls, and blah.

Xiaoyu: Oh boy, I wish Jin could help, but he's on his break. (monitor comes on)

Jin: Okay Mr. Donut! Prepare for the ultimate penalty! Those donuts that rise against me and have no sprinkles shall drown! Hwoarang, prepare the pool of death!

Hwoarang: You want decaf?

Jin: With cream, please.

Hwoarang: Here. *hands cup of coffee*

Jin: Thank you. *ahem* NOW! Any last words? (as donut) Eat me! (as himself) Gladly! ::dunks donut into coffee and takes a bite:: Yum, cream filled.

Xiaoyu and Black Phoenix: BWAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Xiaoyu: Anyway ::wipes tear:: answer NextBigThing1's question. Hmmm...I'll guess...a home run that went out?

Black Phoenix: I say an out that ran home.

Xiaoyu: What are you thinking?!

Black Phoenix: Happy Gilmore! Aren't you too good for your home? That's your home! Don't you wanna go home?

Xiaoyu: And where exactly is the baseball's home?

Black Phoenix: Beats me, it just sounded right.

Xiaoyu: Oyyy...Last question for tonight...Prin Diddy asks:

Teehee. This sounds cute. And I'm such a sucker for ling fics :0)

Question: Okay, so I've been seeing this guy for awhile and he's such a sweetie but lately he's been pressuring me to have sex. I've never even thought about that and I don't feel I'm really ready but he keeps pressuring mr and it's making me feel pretty upset. So what is the sound of one hand clapping?

Black Phoenix: This should go to Sally or Maury or even Jenny Jones! Xiaoyu?

Xiaoyu: Hmm...tell him that you're not ready and how he makes you feel. If that doesn't work, either work something out with him (I hope not sex!) or just forget the guy. For the one hand clapping...uhh...one hand clapping makes me feel alone on the show...at least we have loyal fans here.

Black Phoenix: That means I don't have to give up Zula!

Cloud: (on PHS) Damn you and your reviews...

Black Phoenix: Later! (hangs up)

Xiaoyu: Thanks for the reviews and please ask questions! If we get enough, around 20 or more, we'll have a vote on which Tekken characters of your choice get to perform a commercial of our choice! Or maybe we'll let them make their own commercial!

Black Phoenix: Four characters to a group please! There will be four groups competing against each other. So as you review, please insert your votes after your question, or before. I don't care!

Xiaoyu: Don't be afraid to ask questions, and uhh...you'll probably get to see them act their stupidest! So...

Xiaoyu and Black Phoenix: Please REVIEW!!!