Black Phoenix: Hi all! I just got back from Utah earlier and my sister's watching Osmosis Jones right now. She's only five, mind you. While on my trip, I was busy on my LONG Celebrity Deathmatch parody, Anime Rumble. It's been around since last year or so. This "episode" was Dynasty Warriors 3 stuff...hehe...Get Zhang He into the closet...Anyway, enough about that, this is the Tekken section, not Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Welcome to the Stupid Show with Black Phoenix!!!
Xiaoyu: We heard enough about you. Now, onto the questions! This one isn't really a question, I see...Hey Black Phoenix! It's for you.
Black Phoenix: Thanks...Hey! It's Yan! She writes:
yAnAy
hey ur da bezt! tyte review! da coolest! awesome!! terrific!!! ya know! u wanna read it even more! keep up da good job!!! da tyte job! da bezt of bezt!!! hehe :)
Black Phoenix: Thanks Yan! I'll see you at school third period next week! Anyway, Our next question comes from Save-My-Soul. Oops, sorry Xiaoyu. That's your job.
Xiaoyu: Thank you. Save-My-Soul writes:
Um Sup',
Hey Ling,Ping,Sing,Ding. Uh anyways so I wonder if you have read any of my fics and do you really have a crush on Kazuya?.
-Love from the Gurl who needs a soul.
Xiaoyu: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KAZUYA! Where did you hear such a crazy thing? And yes, I have read your fics. Pretty good is what I say! Well, back to that crush thing...I do not have a crush on Kazuya Mishima, but I do like Jin and Hwoarang...Unlike Black Phoenix...She has the weirdest fantasies every night...sort of...
Black Phoenix: Hey! Shut it!
Xiaoyu: One night, she has a dream of Jin and her anime-ish made up character, Akira. That's Black Phoenix's anime/game version of her, sort of. The next night it could be of Hwoarang! In one of her dreams, she and Jin were gonna do something naughty...
Black Phoenix: SHUT IT!
Xiaoyu: So They both bought LOADS of cherries, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Then they went to Hwoarang's house! Err...apartment. They were gonna do it in Hwoarang's room. So then while Hwoarang was sleeping, they dumped EVERYTHING on him, making him a giant Korean sundae!
Black Phoenix: Thanks for spoiling my plans...
Hwoarang: Say WHAT?!
Jin: Hey, not a bad idea...
Hwoarang: Shut up, Kazama.
Jin: Make me!
Hwoarang: Fine! *ties Jin up in a chair and puts tape in his mouth* Haha!
Jin: MMFMFFMMFMFMMF!! (I'll kill you, Korea!)
Hwoarang: Nya Nya!
Xiaoyu: She also has a crush on *ahem* (takes out LONG list) Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Xu Huang, Lu Xun, Wufei, Quatre, Brad (Zoids), Steve Fox?!
Steve: Me? I'm honored.
Black Phoenix: I did NOT write that!
Xiaoyu: Whatever. Toya (Ayashino Ceres), Ein or Hayate (Dead or Alive series), Yugo (Bloody Roar series), Bakuryu (Bloody Roar series), Zell, Irvine, Squall, Sanzo (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Gojyu (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Hakkai (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Trunks, Lee Chaolan?! AHHAHAHAAHA!! This list goes on and on!
Lee: Me? Wow, I have a fan! I AM better looking than Kazuya! *checks polls* Damn. Kazuya's leading by one...Who could have been voting for him when everyone FEARS him?
Jun: *whistles*
Black Phoenix: Geez, why don't you put it on a website or something?
Xiaoyu: I think I will! Thanks for the idea!
Black Phoenix: I was being sarcastic!
Xiaoyu: Too baaaaaaaaaad!
Black Phoenix: Well, what about your fantasies about Jann-Lee, eh?
Xiaoyu: Uh...uhh...I don't know what you're talking about!
Black Phoenix: Oh please! I can't get ANY sleep at night because you're always yelling his name out!
Xiaoyu: I do no such thing!
Black Phoenix: Yes you do. Here's a recording. *turns on recorder* "Jann-Lee! Jann-Lee! Oh Jann-Lee! Save me! Oh yes! That's the spot...now the other one...Yeah!
Audience: WOOT WOOT!
Jann-Lee: Oh my God! That's nasty!
Black Phoenix: Sounds naughty eh? Well, here's what it is on the Alpha-Catch. (Cowboy Bebop) Jann-Lee! Jann-Lee! Save me! (Heihachi gets kicked in the balls) Oh yes! (she's freed, points at the safe) That's the spot...(Jann-Lee pulls a lever, causing the first lock to unlock) Now the other one...(Jann-Lee pulls the other lever, causing the second lock to unlock, causing the safe door to open) Jann-Lee: Wow! Look at all those meat buns! Yeah! So...that's...where...they...went...(dies)
Jann-Lee: *wipes forehead* Whoo...That was close.
Xiaoyu: Our next question err...reply comes from michelle. (I remember ya!) She writes:
Yeah, right, Ling. Like you do play sports You don'y look it. Nice writing Black Phoenix. You should continue.
Black Phoenix: Thanks!
Zhuge Liang: And I do believe she means "don't".
Xiaoyu: Zhuge Liang? Strategist of Shu? If you people don't know Romance of the Three Kingdoms, try the games. Dynasty Warriors series, Kessen 2, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms series helps. Also, go read the novel. It's good.
Black Phoenix: Zhuge Liang? What the hell are you doing here?
Zhuge Liang: Well, I just thought I'd mosey on over to the Tekken section. Those three brothers, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu are a real group of idiots. Plus, they have yaoi pairings of Sima Yi and Zhang He. That isn't bad, but the Sima Yi x Zhuge Liang pairings are just terrible! I'm STRAIGHT! Anyway, I saw this fanfic and wondered if they asked any intelligent questions. Well, do they?
Black Phoenix: Actually, they do. Just read the stuff NextBigThing1 (or should I say, KazyuaFan1) writes and...HEY! You should be gone!
Xiaoyu: I do sports! Just look at Black Phoenix! She doesn't look like she does sports! But she does LOTS!
Black Phoenix: You're exaggerating it, Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: ...kickball, speedball (a mix of soccer and football), basketball, Blitzball, and Taekwon Do!
Hwoarang: Just like me! She even knows my name pattern, Hwa-rang! I do that in the Tekken 3 EMBU! Well, some of it.
Black Phoenix: Taekwon Do, yes. All others, yes. Soccer, no. I get hit in the head WAY too much. There's an add on to this letter, Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu: Okay! It's for you, Kikai.
Black Phoenix: HEY!
Xiaoyu: It says:
Hi Black Phoenix. Just forgot to mention something... I'm from the Philippines and yeah, thhere are a lot of arcades here swarming and bristling with Tekken 4. I play in arcades every weekend... How did you find the Philippines?
Zhuge Liang: I do believe she means "There".
Black Phoenix: Go back to the ROTK section and help Lu Bu with his speech problems!
Zhuge Liang: Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! *disappears*
Black Phoenix: Geez. Anyway, I found the Philippines quite pleasant, actually. I haven't been there in about ten years or so, so I really didn't remember much from there. I have SO MANY cousins! My cousin Jayson's cool. Oh! The malls are HUGE! I really like the Festival Supermall! That's where I spent about six hours or so on Tekken 4...so many challengers...Mabuhay! Salamat for reviewing, michelle!
Xiaoyu: That's nice! You used Me and Jin a lot!
Black Phoenix: Yup.
Xiaoyu: Next Question is from NextBigThing1 (I remember ya!) He writes:
HAHAHAHA!!! *ahem* Ling, here's another Q: If some stores are open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors??
*NBT1*
Xiaoyu: Simple, because if they have free slurpies, they can lock the doors and keep it all to themselves! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Black Phoenix: I like slurpies...
Xiaoyu: None for Jin or Hwoarang!
Black Phoenix: Yeah!
Xiaoyu & Black Phoenix: YAY!
Jin: That sucks.
Hwoarang: No fair!
Black Phoenix: Free slurpies to all who reviewed! *SLUUUURP* Anyway that's it! Keep those questions comin'! Also, I may have confused you all on the commercial thing, so I have decided that you can vote on what product you would like to see the Tekken Crew perform in a commercial! The top six will be chosen, written on strips of paper, put into a hat, and be picked for a group of four Tekken fighters to perform. I have cranked it down to fifteen reviews so you won't wait long, or so I hope. Fifteen reviews will reward you with Tekken Crew and Commercial Performance Day! Think of it as Who's Line Is It Anyway? with Tekken characters in it! I'm thinking of a cool way to write my disclaimer, since I forgot to write my old ones in...
Xiaoyu: What a weenie!
Black Phoenix: Shut it! Anyways, I gotta say good night, or my head will roll...I will be uhh...executed at my mom's hands (with my own swords too!) if I don't go to bed...
"You're in good hands...you're in my hands."
- Gan Ning (Dynasty Warriors 3)
Black Phoenix: I wouldn't wanna hear my mom say that...*gulp*
Xiaoyu: We heard enough about you. Now, onto the questions! This one isn't really a question, I see...Hey Black Phoenix! It's for you.
Black Phoenix: Thanks...Hey! It's Yan! She writes:
yAnAy
hey ur da bezt! tyte review! da coolest! awesome!! terrific!!! ya know! u wanna read it even more! keep up da good job!!! da tyte job! da bezt of bezt!!! hehe :)
Black Phoenix: Thanks Yan! I'll see you at school third period next week! Anyway, Our next question comes from Save-My-Soul. Oops, sorry Xiaoyu. That's your job.
Xiaoyu: Thank you. Save-My-Soul writes:
Um Sup',
Hey Ling,Ping,Sing,Ding. Uh anyways so I wonder if you have read any of my fics and do you really have a crush on Kazuya?.
-Love from the Gurl who needs a soul.
Xiaoyu: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KAZUYA! Where did you hear such a crazy thing? And yes, I have read your fics. Pretty good is what I say! Well, back to that crush thing...I do not have a crush on Kazuya Mishima, but I do like Jin and Hwoarang...Unlike Black Phoenix...She has the weirdest fantasies every night...sort of...
Black Phoenix: Hey! Shut it!
Xiaoyu: One night, she has a dream of Jin and her anime-ish made up character, Akira. That's Black Phoenix's anime/game version of her, sort of. The next night it could be of Hwoarang! In one of her dreams, she and Jin were gonna do something naughty...
Black Phoenix: SHUT IT!
Xiaoyu: So They both bought LOADS of cherries, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Then they went to Hwoarang's house! Err...apartment. They were gonna do it in Hwoarang's room. So then while Hwoarang was sleeping, they dumped EVERYTHING on him, making him a giant Korean sundae!
Black Phoenix: Thanks for spoiling my plans...
Hwoarang: Say WHAT?!
Jin: Hey, not a bad idea...
Hwoarang: Shut up, Kazama.
Jin: Make me!
Hwoarang: Fine! *ties Jin up in a chair and puts tape in his mouth* Haha!
Jin: MMFMFFMMFMFMMF!! (I'll kill you, Korea!)
Hwoarang: Nya Nya!
Xiaoyu: She also has a crush on *ahem* (takes out LONG list) Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Xu Huang, Lu Xun, Wufei, Quatre, Brad (Zoids), Steve Fox?!
Steve: Me? I'm honored.
Black Phoenix: I did NOT write that!
Xiaoyu: Whatever. Toya (Ayashino Ceres), Ein or Hayate (Dead or Alive series), Yugo (Bloody Roar series), Bakuryu (Bloody Roar series), Zell, Irvine, Squall, Sanzo (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Gojyu (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Hakkai (Gensomaden Saiyuki), Trunks, Lee Chaolan?! AHHAHAHAAHA!! This list goes on and on!
Lee: Me? Wow, I have a fan! I AM better looking than Kazuya! *checks polls* Damn. Kazuya's leading by one...Who could have been voting for him when everyone FEARS him?
Jun: *whistles*
Black Phoenix: Geez, why don't you put it on a website or something?
Xiaoyu: I think I will! Thanks for the idea!
Black Phoenix: I was being sarcastic!
Xiaoyu: Too baaaaaaaaaad!
Black Phoenix: Well, what about your fantasies about Jann-Lee, eh?
Xiaoyu: Uh...uhh...I don't know what you're talking about!
Black Phoenix: Oh please! I can't get ANY sleep at night because you're always yelling his name out!
Xiaoyu: I do no such thing!
Black Phoenix: Yes you do. Here's a recording. *turns on recorder* "Jann-Lee! Jann-Lee! Oh Jann-Lee! Save me! Oh yes! That's the spot...now the other one...Yeah!
Audience: WOOT WOOT!
Jann-Lee: Oh my God! That's nasty!
Black Phoenix: Sounds naughty eh? Well, here's what it is on the Alpha-Catch. (Cowboy Bebop) Jann-Lee! Jann-Lee! Save me! (Heihachi gets kicked in the balls) Oh yes! (she's freed, points at the safe) That's the spot...(Jann-Lee pulls a lever, causing the first lock to unlock) Now the other one...(Jann-Lee pulls the other lever, causing the second lock to unlock, causing the safe door to open) Jann-Lee: Wow! Look at all those meat buns! Yeah! So...that's...where...they...went...(dies)
Jann-Lee: *wipes forehead* Whoo...That was close.
Xiaoyu: Our next question err...reply comes from michelle. (I remember ya!) She writes:
Yeah, right, Ling. Like you do play sports You don'y look it. Nice writing Black Phoenix. You should continue.
Black Phoenix: Thanks!
Zhuge Liang: And I do believe she means "don't".
Xiaoyu: Zhuge Liang? Strategist of Shu? If you people don't know Romance of the Three Kingdoms, try the games. Dynasty Warriors series, Kessen 2, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms series helps. Also, go read the novel. It's good.
Black Phoenix: Zhuge Liang? What the hell are you doing here?
Zhuge Liang: Well, I just thought I'd mosey on over to the Tekken section. Those three brothers, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu are a real group of idiots. Plus, they have yaoi pairings of Sima Yi and Zhang He. That isn't bad, but the Sima Yi x Zhuge Liang pairings are just terrible! I'm STRAIGHT! Anyway, I saw this fanfic and wondered if they asked any intelligent questions. Well, do they?
Black Phoenix: Actually, they do. Just read the stuff NextBigThing1 (or should I say, KazyuaFan1) writes and...HEY! You should be gone!
Xiaoyu: I do sports! Just look at Black Phoenix! She doesn't look like she does sports! But she does LOTS!
Black Phoenix: You're exaggerating it, Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: ...kickball, speedball (a mix of soccer and football), basketball, Blitzball, and Taekwon Do!
Hwoarang: Just like me! She even knows my name pattern, Hwa-rang! I do that in the Tekken 3 EMBU! Well, some of it.
Black Phoenix: Taekwon Do, yes. All others, yes. Soccer, no. I get hit in the head WAY too much. There's an add on to this letter, Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu: Okay! It's for you, Kikai.
Black Phoenix: HEY!
Xiaoyu: It says:
Hi Black Phoenix. Just forgot to mention something... I'm from the Philippines and yeah, thhere are a lot of arcades here swarming and bristling with Tekken 4. I play in arcades every weekend... How did you find the Philippines?
Zhuge Liang: I do believe she means "There".
Black Phoenix: Go back to the ROTK section and help Lu Bu with his speech problems!
Zhuge Liang: Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! *disappears*
Black Phoenix: Geez. Anyway, I found the Philippines quite pleasant, actually. I haven't been there in about ten years or so, so I really didn't remember much from there. I have SO MANY cousins! My cousin Jayson's cool. Oh! The malls are HUGE! I really like the Festival Supermall! That's where I spent about six hours or so on Tekken 4...so many challengers...Mabuhay! Salamat for reviewing, michelle!
Xiaoyu: That's nice! You used Me and Jin a lot!
Black Phoenix: Yup.
Xiaoyu: Next Question is from NextBigThing1 (I remember ya!) He writes:
HAHAHAHA!!! *ahem* Ling, here's another Q: If some stores are open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors??
*NBT1*
Xiaoyu: Simple, because if they have free slurpies, they can lock the doors and keep it all to themselves! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Black Phoenix: I like slurpies...
Xiaoyu: None for Jin or Hwoarang!
Black Phoenix: Yeah!
Xiaoyu & Black Phoenix: YAY!
Jin: That sucks.
Hwoarang: No fair!
Black Phoenix: Free slurpies to all who reviewed! *SLUUUURP* Anyway that's it! Keep those questions comin'! Also, I may have confused you all on the commercial thing, so I have decided that you can vote on what product you would like to see the Tekken Crew perform in a commercial! The top six will be chosen, written on strips of paper, put into a hat, and be picked for a group of four Tekken fighters to perform. I have cranked it down to fifteen reviews so you won't wait long, or so I hope. Fifteen reviews will reward you with Tekken Crew and Commercial Performance Day! Think of it as Who's Line Is It Anyway? with Tekken characters in it! I'm thinking of a cool way to write my disclaimer, since I forgot to write my old ones in...
Xiaoyu: What a weenie!
Black Phoenix: Shut it! Anyways, I gotta say good night, or my head will roll...I will be uhh...executed at my mom's hands (with my own swords too!) if I don't go to bed...
"You're in good hands...you're in my hands."
- Gan Ning (Dynasty Warriors 3)
Black Phoenix: I wouldn't wanna hear my mom say that...*gulp*
