Black Phoenix: Ahh...since I didn't actually *slurp* get that much votes or anything, I have decided to just go on with the commercials...prolly in another fic...naaaahh. *slurp* Man, I love this slurpie! *SLUURP*

Xiaoyu: Ahh well, now onto our questions...Pokemon Hunter...

Black Phoenix: *spits out slurpie* I think I know who that is...*thinks* AHA! That fool...it's my friend/fellow Heihachi hater, JAKE!

Heihachi: What? Hate me? I'm shocked!

Kazuya: *turns on a switch that is connected to cables which are hooked up to Heihachi that shock him*

Heihachi: GWAAAAAH!!! *gets shocked*

Kazuya: Heh, heh...

Xiaoyu: Well, Pokemon Hunter asks:

Crikey! That was one of the best fanfic on the whole internet! One question...

WHY?!

Black Phoenix: That's because I'M so great! *beams*

Devil: *shoots laser beams at Black Phoenix before becoming Kazuya again*

Black Phoenix: Oww...

Kazuya: *whistles and shuffles his feet*

Xiaoyu: Because I'm so adorable! Right, Jin?

Jin: ...

Xiaoyu: RIGHT JIN?! *kicks his shin...or not...*

Jin: *high pitched voice* OWW! THAT WAS MY DING DONG YOU PEANUT BRAIN!

Xiaoyu: Whoops!

Hwoarang: Oh boy...Jin got "Mr. Happy" kicked...

Black Phoenix: Owies...I'm mad at my cousin, PJC...

Xiaoyu: Why? Because he didn't get you a Jin toy and instead got you Nina?

Black Phoenix: Why, yes! *kicks PJC in "Mr. Happy"*

PJC: OH S***!

Xiaoyu: Thank goodness it's censored! ^_^

Black Phoenix: Now, onto our next question...

Xiaoyu: Right! This one's from Jes. Jes asks:

Question 1: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

Question 2: If Heihachi falls down, and no one sees it, does he make a sound?

If you're gonna do a comercial, it should be Paul or one of the Mishimas advertising some kinda hair-gel. This is Jes, saying screw you and have a nice day.

Zhuge Liang: I do believe he means "commercial".

Black Phoenix: Zhuge Liang?

Zhuge Liang: Yes?

Black Phoenix: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO GO BACK TO THE ROTK SECTION?!

Zhuge Liang: *counts fingers* Three.

Black Phoenix: *fumes* Well then...STAY THERE AND HELP LU BU WITH "HIS" SPEECH PROBLEMS, NOT MY REVIEWERS!

Zhuge Liang: Fine then! *disappears off the stage*

Black Phoenix: MWAHAHA!!! *goes crazy* *destroys Lee's Ray-Bans*

Lee: My best pair!

Xiaoyu: Sorry, Kikai's having those day-before-school-starts craziness because she doesn't have a class with her boyfriend.


Gon: *holds up a sign that says "Awwww!"*
Audience: Awwww!

Xiaoyu: Too bad! That commercial idea is a good one! Thanks Jes! Well, our next question comes from...Jaxles?! What the...

Jaxles: Hiya!

Xiaoyu: Oh dear...Jaxles asks...

NBT1 finally gave me time to review stories so....

Ling, what color do Smurfs turn when they are feeling down?

P.S.:NBT1 enjoyed his Slurpee....

*Jaxles*

Xiaoyu: I really don't know what color they turn into...Ganryu ALWAYS ends up sitting on them! Worse, he ALSO kills them with a toxic, most hazardous gas!

Ganryu: I didn't do anything...*twiddles his thumbs* (Smurf imprints are visible on his fat-ass hiney)

Xiaoyu: I'm glad NBT1 enjoyed his slurpie. Black Phoenix's cousin, Azn-Ac says them Smurfs turn red...Hrm...

Meanwhile...

(Jin and Hwoarang are backed into a wall behind the stage)

Jin: *panicking* Hwoarang! What now?

Hwoarang: I've never tried to stop a rampaging Black Phoenix before!

Jin: *coolly and happily* How 'bout a donut? *holds out a donut to Hwoarang*

Hwoarang: This is no time to be eating donuts! We're backed into a wall , about to get pulverized by a 13 year old girl who wants us BADLY and all you can think of is eating a damn donut?! *grabs donut and throws it at Black Phoenix*

Jin: *slow motion* NOOOOO!!! *arm reaches for donut*

Black Phoenix: *catches donut in mouth, out of slow motion* *settles down* Yummy!

Jin: *gasp* That was my last don't you faggot!

Hwoarang: Bite me, donut boy!

Jin: *bites Hwoarang*

Hwoarang: OW Bunghole! I really didn't mean it!

(both fight)

Black Phoenix: That's enough! *munch* Now! Onto our last question! From The Great Daryl! The Great Daryl asks:

This is excellent! Now where's my slurpee?

Black Phoenix: *hands The Great Daryl his slurpie* Here ya go!

Xiaoyu and Black Phoenix: Come again!

Apu: That is my line! Praise Shiva I am in this story! Come again!

Black Phoenix: Now you can go away! *makes Apu disappear* Haha!

Nelson: That's my line! Haha!

Black Phoenix: My fic, my lines! *makes Nelson disappear* Booyaka!

Selphie (FF8): MY LINE!

Black Phoenix: Go away! *makes Selphie disappear* Wa-hey!

Xiaoyu: According to our charts you made TERRIBLY at home...

Black Phoenix: *pretends to act shocked* I didn't not make those *points at charts* MONSTROUS charts!

Xiaoyu: Hey, your signature in ink in the corner. *points at handwriting*

Black Phoenix: Someone forged it?

Jin and Hwoarang (who have stopped fighting): *snicker*

Jin: She sucks at drawings charts...

Xiaoyu: Anyway, back to what I was saying...*ahem* According to our horrible looking charts, we have grouped Tekken characters and their commercials. As they are ordered...

Ganryu: *jumps up and down* I want Michelle and Julia nude special please!

Xiaoyu: EWW!!! SECURITY!

(Jin and Hwoarang grab his arms and drag him out of the studio)

Ganryu: But-but!

Hwoarang: Shut up Ass-zilla. No one wants to see your fat-ass anymore...well, maybe in those commercials...

Xiaoyu: As our groups are ordered...
1. Paul, Kazuya, and Heihachi- Super Glue Hair Gel
2. Jin, Hwoarang, Mokujin- Mokujin Donuts (based on a sound file Jake and I did!)
3. Anna, Steve, and Lei- Don't pick up hitch-hikers.
4. Ganryu, Michelle, Christie, Eddy- Fat-Ass-Zilla Weight Loss/Puncture Program
5. Lee/Violet- Honda, Supra
6. Jun, Julia, Xiaoyu, Panda, (with a short scenario with F. Law)- Save the Forest
7. Marshall Law, Forest Law, Kuma- Sweet Ham Salmon
8. Bryan, Gun Jack, Combot- Special Edition Battle Bots
9. King, Armor King- "Special" Orphanage

Black Phoenix: Yes, well, I have decided those myself...since I didn't get much votes or anything...AND school starts tomorrow...yes...it's true...I DON'T have a class with my bf...*tearz* I called him up a few days ago and asked him what his schedule was. Waah! Ahh well, we have the same lunch! I had asked Azn-Ac about the lunch thing (since he's a freshman now and has left my middle school for good) and yes, we both have 3rd lunch. I'll probably write a fanfic in school...hmm...maybe a Xiaoyin or Xiaoyang. (Hey! Yin and Yang! Hehehe...I'll shut up now)

Hwoarang: You made up Xiaoyang, huh? For me and Xiaoyu?

Black Phoenix: Umm...yeah! Well, yes, I am rather pissed for not getting a Jin or Hwoarang toy, so, mostly during our entire chat, I kept typing JIN-JIN! for an idiotic reason. Anyway, I downloaded some Tekken 4 endings yesterday, so if you want any, lemme know!

King: Huh-huh. "Want any"

Black Phoenix: *throws keg of beer* And stay out! Well, I think I'll write the commercials tomorrow. And I'm Sorry NextBigThing1 for using Jaxles in his little bit there. Geez, gotta go! Please write more reviews and ask more questions! They shall be answered! Until next chapter-

Xiaoyu and Black Phoenix: Ja ne!