Black Phoenix: I am proud to announce that we will have our Commercial day!
All: YAY!
Black Phoenix: First thing's first. Xiaoyu, tonight's questions please!
Xiaoyu: Alright! This one's from michelle...YOU AGAIN?! You're our top reviewer! You get another slurpie! *hands michelle a slurpie* Now, michelle asks...
Hey! Real cool... Please continue for the sake of all Ling Haters!!! Mwahahahaha!! Oh, yeah, and Ling, what's your deepest, darkest secret???
Xiaoyu: LING...HATERS?! Black Phoenix over here uses me ALL the time!
Black Phoenix: That's actually MOST of the time...
Xiaoyu: Ack, who cares? She's a LING LOVER, NOT HATER!
Black Phoenix: That didn't sound right...
Xiaoyu: Anyway...My deepest darkest secret? Uhh...well...erm...
Black Phoenix: She-
Xiaoyu: Shut it! Next question is from-
Black Phoenix: SHE LOVES STEVE, JIN, AND HWOARANG AND IS GOING OUT WITH ALL OF THEM! I swear I saw her go into Steve's apartment that one night and-
Xiaoyu: NOOOOO!!!!
Steve: That was the best!
Jin: You and...him?!
Hwoarang: Why you and that little bastard?!
Xiaoyu: Erm...I uhh...
Black Phoenix: She and Steve ::whispers to both Jin and Hwoarang what she and Steve did::
Jin: YOU WHAT?!
Hwoarang: YOU HAVE LOST YOURS TO...HIM?!
Both: NOOOO!!!
Steve: Yep, she lost THAT game! Hehe...Sorry blokes!
Xiaoyu: Alright, I admit it...I used both you and Jin in Tekken 4 and lost both times against Steve...
Jin: How could you?!
Hwoarang: After all I gave you?! All those nights of your pleasure! Y'know, the times I let you WIN?!?!
Xiaoyu: THEN I slept with him.
Jin: Mef, that's forgivable...YOU WHAT?!?!
Hwoarang: *points at Steve* You took away her virginity!!
Black Phoenix: MOVING ON!!
Xiaoyu: I agree! Next is from The Great Daryl...
This is getting better and better! And thanks for the slurpee! Now Mistress Firestar has a question
Firestar: can you say this three times fast?
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE
Xiaoyu: She smells sea bells by the tea store...
Black Phoenix: She sells bee spells by the pea snore...ZZZ
Xiaoyu: WAKE UP! *kicks Black Phoenix* Now, NEXT! NextBigThing1...
*Hey, I don't care that you used Jaxles. He likes it when other people put him in their stories so he can get more popularity. Which I might add, is the stupidest thing in the world.
Jaxles: Nuh-uh! It's the perfect way!!!! You should try it sometime.
*Dude, I've already done what I need to do to become famous!
*Anyway, here's a question....
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck, when seven is considered a lucky number?
*NBT1*
Xiaoyu: How should I know? I guess, different superstition beliefs, I guess. Anyway, whenever Anna looks at herself in the mirror, it breaks!
Anna: HEY!
Xiaoyu: Later! Now, next is Kukkaistytot.
Good story! Where did you download those endings? Questions:
1. What do you think about Kazzy and Anna?
2. Could you think Nina and Bryan as a couple?
Black Phoenix: Thanks!
Xiaoyu: Hrm...
1. Bad mix. Glad for Jun and Kazzy so there's Jin-Jin! =^.^=
2. No, but possible. Besides, I guess according to Steve's ending, Nina is Steve's mom...can't see a dead guy as the daddy though...if so, shouldn't his sex drives be dead too?
Bryan: HEY!
Black Phoenix: I got the endings at http://members.aol.com/deathcom5/index.html.
I went there earlier today and didn't see the Intros and Movies link anymore...hmmm...
Xiaoyu: Last one for tonight is Forevermore!
Where did you download the tekken4 endings ?
Ask Xiaoyu what character she hates most and why
Good story
Black Phoenix: Okay then...What Forevermore said.
Xiaoyu: There are a few...Heihachi for wearing a diaper when he fights, Ganryu for wearing PURPLE diaper when he fights and for eating my lunch 11 months in a row, and BLACK PHOENIX for TELLING EVERYON MY DEEP DARK SECRET!!!
Steve: Wanna do that again, babe?
Xiaoyu: Not now Steve!
Steve: Okay then. *sips his tea and eats his crumpet* ::chokes:: Help...
Black Phoenix: What? I'm just giving the readers what they want...
Xiaoyu: *fumes* here! Let me take over! *hands over headphones*
Black Phoenix: WOO-HOO! *singing opening of Fushigi Yuugi*
Xiaoyu: Sheesh, she's terrible...
Black Phoenix: #...MUGEN E TO HIRAKE FUSHIGI YUUGI!!!#
Xiaoyu: Man, she sucks...Well, I guess we do the commercials next chapter...
Black Phoenix: *humming the tune of Exporation Space (Yes, EXPORATION not EXPLORATION) by Cosmic Gate*
Xiaoyu: I hope you remember the groups! Black Phoenix sure didn't! Her notes...*shuffles cards* Ah, she's happy to have the same lunch with her boyfriend, hates school because her classes have loud people, and will write more on DW3 Game Switch. 'Till next time...
All: Ja ne!
Steve: I'm...still...choking...
A/N: That Mef thing with Jin...Don't mind that. I say it all the time instead of "whatever" for some reason...Also, I have nothing against Steve. He's actually one of my faves. =^.~=
All: YAY!
Black Phoenix: First thing's first. Xiaoyu, tonight's questions please!
Xiaoyu: Alright! This one's from michelle...YOU AGAIN?! You're our top reviewer! You get another slurpie! *hands michelle a slurpie* Now, michelle asks...
Hey! Real cool... Please continue for the sake of all Ling Haters!!! Mwahahahaha!! Oh, yeah, and Ling, what's your deepest, darkest secret???
Xiaoyu: LING...HATERS?! Black Phoenix over here uses me ALL the time!
Black Phoenix: That's actually MOST of the time...
Xiaoyu: Ack, who cares? She's a LING LOVER, NOT HATER!
Black Phoenix: That didn't sound right...
Xiaoyu: Anyway...My deepest darkest secret? Uhh...well...erm...
Black Phoenix: She-
Xiaoyu: Shut it! Next question is from-
Black Phoenix: SHE LOVES STEVE, JIN, AND HWOARANG AND IS GOING OUT WITH ALL OF THEM! I swear I saw her go into Steve's apartment that one night and-
Xiaoyu: NOOOOO!!!!
Steve: That was the best!
Jin: You and...him?!
Hwoarang: Why you and that little bastard?!
Xiaoyu: Erm...I uhh...
Black Phoenix: She and Steve ::whispers to both Jin and Hwoarang what she and Steve did::
Jin: YOU WHAT?!
Hwoarang: YOU HAVE LOST YOURS TO...HIM?!
Both: NOOOO!!!
Steve: Yep, she lost THAT game! Hehe...Sorry blokes!
Xiaoyu: Alright, I admit it...I used both you and Jin in Tekken 4 and lost both times against Steve...
Jin: How could you?!
Hwoarang: After all I gave you?! All those nights of your pleasure! Y'know, the times I let you WIN?!?!
Xiaoyu: THEN I slept with him.
Jin: Mef, that's forgivable...YOU WHAT?!?!
Hwoarang: *points at Steve* You took away her virginity!!
Black Phoenix: MOVING ON!!
Xiaoyu: I agree! Next is from The Great Daryl...
This is getting better and better! And thanks for the slurpee! Now Mistress Firestar has a question
Firestar: can you say this three times fast?
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE
Xiaoyu: She smells sea bells by the tea store...
Black Phoenix: She sells bee spells by the pea snore...ZZZ
Xiaoyu: WAKE UP! *kicks Black Phoenix* Now, NEXT! NextBigThing1...
*Hey, I don't care that you used Jaxles. He likes it when other people put him in their stories so he can get more popularity. Which I might add, is the stupidest thing in the world.
Jaxles: Nuh-uh! It's the perfect way!!!! You should try it sometime.
*Dude, I've already done what I need to do to become famous!
*Anyway, here's a question....
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck, when seven is considered a lucky number?
*NBT1*
Xiaoyu: How should I know? I guess, different superstition beliefs, I guess. Anyway, whenever Anna looks at herself in the mirror, it breaks!
Anna: HEY!
Xiaoyu: Later! Now, next is Kukkaistytot.
Good story! Where did you download those endings? Questions:
1. What do you think about Kazzy and Anna?
2. Could you think Nina and Bryan as a couple?
Black Phoenix: Thanks!
Xiaoyu: Hrm...
1. Bad mix. Glad for Jun and Kazzy so there's Jin-Jin! =^.^=
2. No, but possible. Besides, I guess according to Steve's ending, Nina is Steve's mom...can't see a dead guy as the daddy though...if so, shouldn't his sex drives be dead too?
Bryan: HEY!
Black Phoenix: I got the endings at http://members.aol.com/deathcom5/index.html.
I went there earlier today and didn't see the Intros and Movies link anymore...hmmm...
Xiaoyu: Last one for tonight is Forevermore!
Where did you download the tekken4 endings ?
Ask Xiaoyu what character she hates most and why
Good story
Black Phoenix: Okay then...What Forevermore said.
Xiaoyu: There are a few...Heihachi for wearing a diaper when he fights, Ganryu for wearing PURPLE diaper when he fights and for eating my lunch 11 months in a row, and BLACK PHOENIX for TELLING EVERYON MY DEEP DARK SECRET!!!
Steve: Wanna do that again, babe?
Xiaoyu: Not now Steve!
Steve: Okay then. *sips his tea and eats his crumpet* ::chokes:: Help...
Black Phoenix: What? I'm just giving the readers what they want...
Xiaoyu: *fumes* here! Let me take over! *hands over headphones*
Black Phoenix: WOO-HOO! *singing opening of Fushigi Yuugi*
Xiaoyu: Sheesh, she's terrible...
Black Phoenix: #...MUGEN E TO HIRAKE FUSHIGI YUUGI!!!#
Xiaoyu: Man, she sucks...Well, I guess we do the commercials next chapter...
Black Phoenix: *humming the tune of Exporation Space (Yes, EXPORATION not EXPLORATION) by Cosmic Gate*
Xiaoyu: I hope you remember the groups! Black Phoenix sure didn't! Her notes...*shuffles cards* Ah, she's happy to have the same lunch with her boyfriend, hates school because her classes have loud people, and will write more on DW3 Game Switch. 'Till next time...
All: Ja ne!
Steve: I'm...still...choking...
A/N: That Mef thing with Jin...Don't mind that. I say it all the time instead of "whatever" for some reason...Also, I have nothing against Steve. He's actually one of my faves. =^.~=
