*I already knew the answers to these but oh well
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF
Me: hello Dobby thank you so much for letting me come and interview you Dobby: oh it's no problem at all Me: ok, my first question is...who are you working for? Dobby: not telling! Me: now I didn't come all the way down here for nothing, you are going to tell me or there are going to be consequences Dobby: NOPE! Me:*getting frustrated* okay I will ask you again and you better answer me! Dobby: no! Me: OKAY BITCH, THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH!!!! *get's up to kick the living crap out of the little runt* Camera man: Melisa! Please control your self until after the show! Me: *sits back down and tries to calm myself* Okay Dobby, why have you been trying to get Harry to not go to Hogwarts? Dobby: it's confidential Me: OH, BULL SHIT! Dobby: WELL I'M NOT TELLING! Me: DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY FART KNOCKER! Dobby: oh, pipe down you BITCH! Me: *turning red and becoming furious* WHY YOU LITTLE GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT HEADED RETARD!!!*gets up and chases Dobby around to try and catch him* Dobby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!! Me: That's all for today folks, I gotta go and beat the shit out of a little rat, see ya next time!
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF
Me: hello Dobby thank you so much for letting me come and interview you Dobby: oh it's no problem at all Me: ok, my first question is...who are you working for? Dobby: not telling! Me: now I didn't come all the way down here for nothing, you are going to tell me or there are going to be consequences Dobby: NOPE! Me:*getting frustrated* okay I will ask you again and you better answer me! Dobby: no! Me: OKAY BITCH, THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH!!!! *get's up to kick the living crap out of the little runt* Camera man: Melisa! Please control your self until after the show! Me: *sits back down and tries to calm myself* Okay Dobby, why have you been trying to get Harry to not go to Hogwarts? Dobby: it's confidential Me: OH, BULL SHIT! Dobby: WELL I'M NOT TELLING! Me: DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY FART KNOCKER! Dobby: oh, pipe down you BITCH! Me: *turning red and becoming furious* WHY YOU LITTLE GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT HEADED RETARD!!!*gets up and chases Dobby around to try and catch him* Dobby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!! Me: That's all for today folks, I gotta go and beat the shit out of a little rat, see ya next time!
