Black Phoenix: Thanks for all your reviews! I had just recently watched Lord of the Rings and...erm...

Xiaoyu: SHE LIKES LEGOLAS!

Black Phoenix: SHUT IT! Besides, I also rented OTHER THINGS! Like, an anime called Spriggen...SAWEET! Legolas...Hm...His name reminded me of Lego Land!

Xiaoyu: Well, thanks to Black Phoenix's constant whining, we have a few guest stars with us today. One of them being Legolas. Also starring Steve Fox, Dante Sparda, Kazuya Mishima, Jin Kazama, and Winter Olympics Gold Medalist Apolo Anton Ohno. Well, let's welcome our guests!

All guest stars walk out on stage and sit down in their chairs.

Xiaoyu: Welcome all!

All: Hi!

Black Phoenix: Legolas, Jin, Steve, Apolo...Dante...TODAY'S THE BEST DAY EVER! The greatest thing that's ever happened to me ever since school started!! *tearz*

Xiaoyu: ANYWAY, moving onto our questions. Oh! Any of the guest stars wanna read the letters?

All: ME! ME! ME! PICK ME!

Kazuya: PICK ME!

Legolas: (shoots an arrow at Kazuyas butt) Pick me!

Kazuya: (turns into Devil)

Dante: OMIGOD! A BEING FROM HELL! (takes out Alastor)

All fight...

Xiaoyu: SETTLE DOWN! Listen, I'll put all of your names in this...beanie and draw names! Agreed?

All: Agreed.

Emi: My beanie!

Xiaoyu: Okay...*shakes hat* Okay..first is...Jin.

Jin: Yay. Actually, I don't wanna read. I jes' wanna eat my Mokujin Donuts.

Xiaoyu: Okay then...*draws a name* First to read is...Apolo.

Apolo: Cool. This letter's from NextBigThing1. He writes:

Okay, questions, questions....

Hmm.....

Okay, Ling, here's a normal question for once: Why do you love panda bears?! Of all things, a damn panda bear?!!! Please, I'd much rather give Jaxles a hula-hoop just to see what he could do wiht it!!!!

Love,

*NBT1*

Zhuge Liang: I do believe he means "with".

Black Phoenix: GO THE HELL AWAY!

Zhuge Liang: Watcha gonna do? Turn me into a newt?

Black Phoenix: *turns him into a newt* My fic, my rules.

Apolo: *shudders* I wonder what you do to your bishounen...

Black Phoenix: Oh, you wanna know?

Apolo: NONONO! Just a thought!

Black Phoenix: 'Kay.

Apolo: *wipes forehead* Whew!

Jaxles: (with a hula hoop) Hey! Watch me everyone! See me perform a great feat! Using this hula hoop, I shall be THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

All: *not paying attention*

Jaxles: Aww...Come on! WATCH MEEEE!!!

All: *still not paying attention*

Jaxles: Fine! I know when I'm not wanted! I'll try next door...It's Your Big Break! *leaves*

Xiaoyu: Well, to let you know, I ran into a baby panda when I was younger! It was all alone, so I took it home and took care of it! But then my mom found out, so I took it to the zoo. The panda did fine, and had little pandas. My panda, Xiongmao, which means panda in Chinese, is one of her offspring-

Black Phoenix: #Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Open wide and they'll shove in their meaning of life! Can't make it work your way. Thanks but no thanks!#

Xiaoyu: Not THAT Offspring! I mean offspring, like babies!

Black Phoenix: Coincidence! I'm listening to the song right now!

Xiaoyu: Mef, who cares? ANYWAY, the zookeeper told me that they were gonna give that one up because they didn't have enough room at the zoo for her. I told them that I would take care of it. Naturally, they let me keep her!

Dante: Why? Cause you're a whiny little brat?

All: HAHAHAHA!!

Xiaoyu: *fumes* *goes over to Dante and punches him in the face...hard...then kicks him in his...manhood...*

Dante: *high pitched voice* BITCH!!!

Xiaoyu: There. And, pandas are NOT bears. They just look like them. *draws name* Next is...Hmm, well whaddya know? Steve! *hands him letter*

Steve: Thanks, love. This one's from Light ^-^...

I'd love to have some Tekken 4 endings.
Where d'ya get them?
Please tell me!! I hafta know!!

Xiaoyu: Deathcom Multimedia...You can check chapter 5 for the link. *draws name* Next is...Hmm...Jin...Ready yet?

Jin: Yep.

Xiaoyu: Here. *hands him letter*

Jin: Thanks...Lillian writes:

HAHAHAHAA!!! I think that Jin/Hwoarang commercial was the best! I mean, the others were funny too but this one....*lol*!!

Jin: Thank you!

Xiaoyu: They got to eat donuts before and after the commercial...I was hungry that day...'Kay...next is from Kukkaistytot...oh yeah! Next is...*draws name* Dante...*grits teeth*

Dante: Heh-heh...This is from Kukkaistytot...

Thanks for those endings! They were really good!

And we wanna ask both of you Black Pheonix and Xiaoyu:

1. What do you think Jin's voice in Tekken 4? We think that it's way too low (darn it!)but what do you think?

2. And what's going on between Nina and Steve?? Are they mother and son or something like that...?

Zhuge Liang (still a newt): *takes out a wipey board with wipey markers* I do believe they mean "Phoenix".

Black Phoenix: *puts Zhuge Liang in a fish tank*

Xiaoyu: Hrm...
1. Low, but kinda cool in a way...not bad though...
2. Check out the ending...it says that Steve is Nina's son. Weird, ne?

Black Phoenix: Uhh...
1. Makes him sound mysterious...nothing like his original voice you hear through fighting...Hey, it's still good!
2. Like Xiaoyu said, check out the ending. It'll say it on the computer screen Steve reads. I couldn't believe it at first, but it's true...

Xiaoyu: Next is...Kazuya?! NO FAIR!

Kazuya: All's fair in love and war...and this seems more like a war to me...ON LIVE NATIONAL, no, GLOBAL TELEVISION!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! *ahem* This is from Denise-chang...

Hey, cool fic. (Actually, I'm just too tired to login) Ok, here are my questions:
1. In Tekken 4, why does Xiaoyu keep showing off her purple panites...???
2. How'd she grow humungous teeth in just 2 years?!
Great fic again.=)

Kazuya: HAHAHAHA!!! They'll never know!!!

Xiaoyu: Well...
1. That's how a dress works...it shows off panties...
2. Kazuya got on my computer, went to Paint, loaded the Tekken 4 picture I took before it was loaded into the game, and he messed with the teeth...

Black Phoenix: She just wants a certain British boy to see her undies...hehe...

Steve: !!!

Xiaoyu: How would you know?! You don't even wear dresses! Much less a skirt!

Black Phoenix: Well...They're too girlish! Besides, it means I can't sit or walk in my "cool" way!

Xiaoyu: Yeah, like a guy?

All: OOOHHH!!!

Black Phoenix: Actually...yeah! Last is for...*draws out last name* Legolas! Wai!

Legolas: *reads letter* This last letter for tonight is from Forevermore.

These are two quetsions for Ling

1. Who is the ugliest Tekken character?

2. which characters do you like besides yourself?

I think the save Mokujin's Donuts should win
Good story

Legalos: I think Forevermore means "question".

Black phoenix: Not you too!

Legalos: Forgive me.

Black Phoenix: Sure!

Xiaoyu: Ummm...
1. I got a few...Ganryu, Heihachi, Combot, Mokujin, Tetsujin, and Paul.
2. No duh! Steve, Hwoarang, Jin, and Panda!

Paul: Why me?!?! Lotsa people use me!

Xiaoyu: I know, but polls say your are one of the ugliest.

Paul: Damn!

Black Phoenix: Time to get persona with Apolo! He's a Gold Medalist in Figure Skating-

Apolo: SPEED skating!

Black Phoenix: Same thing! Fine, Speed Skating! His birth date is 5/22/82, born in Seattle, 5'8", 165 lbs., shoe size 9, scars in his upper left eyebrow and left inner thigh, his cat's name is Tiggie, nickname's Chunkie, lives in Colorado Springs, Colorado, and uses briefs for working out and boxers for going out.

Apolo: Lemme guess...All About Apolo, huh?

Black Phoenix: Yep! Great book, Chunkie!

Kazuya: Why Chunkie?

Black Phoenix: When he was a kid, he was a but on the chunky side and he loved eating...

Apolo! HEY!!! *puts hand over Black Phoenix's mouth*

Black Phoenix; MMFFMMFMM, MFFMMFMM...MFFMFM!!! =^.^=

Kazuya: Wha?

Xiaoyu: She's an idiot. Now that that's done, we need more votes for our commercials. Once we reach 30, we'll begin our awards show thing. Glad you all liked the commercials!

Black Phoenix: *out of Apolo's grasp* Thanks! Well, things haven't been going well for me at school. I was hit by Frisbees in science, my friends got their lunches changed because of the lunch unevenness (GRRR!!!), I got 14th chair in my band section...14 out of 22 Alto Saxes..., and my schedule has been changed TWICE because of class unevenness...DAMMIT!!! MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!! *fumes* Well, I still call Zeus and write notes to my friends...and yes, I bought All About Apolo at a bookfair in my little sister's school...Ack, well, life sucks, so deal with it, I guess.

Legalos: That's sad.

Black Phoenix: Yep. So ANYWAYS...I'll try writing more for DW3 Game Switch over in the Romance of The Three Kingdoms section, which is over in Books. I'll think up more fics and stuff, so watch out world!!! 'Till next time...

All: Ja ne!

Quote for tonight: Easy come, easy go.
~Cowboy Bebop