MY INTERVIEW WITH DRACO MALFOY

Me: thanks a lot for letting me interview you today.

Draco: yes, it's perfectly fine to visit the little people once in a while.

Me: *under my breath* bitch

Draco: what was that?

Me: huh? Nothin!

Draco: okay fine, lets get on to the first question then, I haven't got all day

Me: okay, how is it like to play on the quidditch team for Slytherin?

Draco: well, it's all right considering I am the best player on the team

Me: *cough* cocky *cough*

Draco: I can't help it if I am good

Me: so anyways Draco, why have you always been picking on Harry, Hermione, and Ron?

Draco: *disgusted face* Potter? Oh that Harry thinks he's all cool, and Hermione? One word: mudblood! And Ron, hopefully he can afford to come to Hogwarts next year.

Me: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THEM!!!!!

Draco: what are you going to do about it?

Me: *gets up* bring it on, or what are you going to do, go tell your daddy?

Draco: I came here to be asked questions, not to be yelled at by some filthy, bitchy muggle!

Me: *punches Draco in his face* yeah.. What now, ya fucker?

Police officer chases after me: hey come back!

Me: OH SHIT!!!!!!