MY INTERVIEW WITH DRACO
MALFOY
Me: thanks a lot for letting me interview you today.
Draco: yes, it's perfectly fine to visit the little people once in a while.
Me: *under my breath* bitch
Draco: what was that?
Me: huh? Nothin!
Draco: okay fine, lets get on to the first question then, I haven't got all day
Me: okay, how is it like to play on the quidditch team for Slytherin?
Draco: well, it's all right considering I am the best player on the team
Me: *cough* cocky *cough*
Draco: I can't help it if I am good
Me: so anyways Draco, why have you always been picking on Harry, Hermione, and Ron?
Draco: *disgusted face* Potter? Oh that Harry thinks he's all cool, and Hermione? One word: mudblood! And Ron, hopefully he can afford to come to Hogwarts next year.
Me: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THEM!!!!!
Draco: what are you going to do about it?
Me: *gets up* bring it on, or what are you going to do, go tell your daddy?
Draco: I came here to be asked questions, not to be yelled at by some filthy, bitchy muggle!
Me: *punches Draco in his face* yeah.. What now, ya fucker?
Police officer chases after me: hey come back!
Me: OH SHIT!!!!!!
Me: thanks a lot for letting me interview you today.
Draco: yes, it's perfectly fine to visit the little people once in a while.
Me: *under my breath* bitch
Draco: what was that?
Me: huh? Nothin!
Draco: okay fine, lets get on to the first question then, I haven't got all day
Me: okay, how is it like to play on the quidditch team for Slytherin?
Draco: well, it's all right considering I am the best player on the team
Me: *cough* cocky *cough*
Draco: I can't help it if I am good
Me: so anyways Draco, why have you always been picking on Harry, Hermione, and Ron?
Draco: *disgusted face* Potter? Oh that Harry thinks he's all cool, and Hermione? One word: mudblood! And Ron, hopefully he can afford to come to Hogwarts next year.
Me: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THEM!!!!!
Draco: what are you going to do about it?
Me: *gets up* bring it on, or what are you going to do, go tell your daddy?
Draco: I came here to be asked questions, not to be yelled at by some filthy, bitchy muggle!
Me: *punches Draco in his face* yeah.. What now, ya fucker?
Police officer chases after me: hey come back!
Me: OH SHIT!!!!!!
