Black Phoenix: Hi all you lovely people!  I am proud to say that I'm gonna make more fics!

Audience: Yay!

Black Phoenix: But I'm sad to say that THIS fic might go down.

Audience: Boo!

Black Phoenix: Yes, well, I'm seeing all of my FAV fics, "Ask blah-blah" disappear 'cause of FF.net's new rule!  So keep asking away until it disappears!  It'll show that you have some support for this fic. 

Audience: YAY!

Xiaoyu: Black Phoenix also has started Ask Dante!.  It's over in the Devil May Cry section.  Now, onto tonight's questions…

Black Phoenix: And I'm sorry for the people who wanted guest stars…we're low on our budget, due to the high demand for donuts backstage…

Jin: Whoops…

Black Phoenix: Anyhoo, let's continue.

Xiaoyu: Okay, this one's from chandavatika:

I got a question for Xiaoyu:

What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?

Nice fic! ^.^

Xiaoyu: Well…they'll either look like U's or maybe just like our normal chairs, but with leg rests!

Black Phoenix: OOOOKKKAAAAYYYY…Hey!  Guess who's next?

Xiaoyu: Toxin Blackheart?

Black Phoenix: Yes!  Best friend since Kindergarten! HIEZ!!!

Xiaoyu: Freak…Anyway, Toxin Blackheart writes:

Cha cha cha!  Another great addition to the already great fic.  Heha…Mokujin Donuts, yeah…Awesome ficcie…Keep it up.

Xiaoyu: We'll last as long as we can before we get deleted off FF.net.  Thanks!

Black Phoenix: Yep…only soon…

Xiaoyu: Next is Denise-chang!  She writes:

Whoa thanks for the funny answer to my questions, "Ling" (Why do people call her Ling it's so stupid)Here are my questions again:

Even though there are so many Xiaojin or Hwoarang/Xiaoyu supporters, majority goes to the perverts who like the Jin/Hwoarang thing.  But many people also support Jin/Julia.  What do you think of THAT!?!

Hope you come up with a good answer.  TY! =)

Xiaoyu: Whoa, thanks!  My name is XIAOYU, not LING.  According to many simple facts, anyway.  In the game, if my name were Ling, it would show that on the bar up on top.  Secondly, according to the traditional Chinese way, last names are put FIRST!  Aherm, now to answer your question.  Hwoarang/Jin pairings are just SICK I tell you SICK!!  Hwoarang wants to BEAT Jin up, not BANG him up!

Hwoarang: O_o That's just disturbing…

Xiaoyu: Well, I read A LOT of Jin/Julia fics.  I find those more than the other pairings, actually.  I support those, just as long as they don't make me evil, like in one fic I found here…Anyway, I STRONGLY support Xiaoyin and Xiaoyang fics…'cause I'm the star!

Black Phoenix: Whatever…

Jin: Oh please…

Hwoarang: Like you're ever the star…*checks himself in the mirror*

Steve: Why can't there be a Steve/Xiaoyu pairing?!?!

Black Phoenix: Hey, lighten up. I read one…The rest were the other pairings…

Steve: NOOOO!!!

Xiaoyu: Yes…I'll support those too…Jin/Julia pairings are great, they also have great story plots and twists and stuff!  Recommended! ^.^ ;;;

Black Phoenix: Right…

Xiaoyu: Well, next we have Kukkaistytot:

Good chap!  We didn't notice that Steve says Nina's his mom… That video doesn't work so well in our computer.  And about Jin's voice, it's actually very good so sorry about that earlier Jinny-bunny =) Ahem!  Anyway here's a few questions for little Raindrop:

What's your favourite band / artist? Can you play any instruments? What have you done to your hair?  Meaning, they're so dense! *jealous* ;)

Xiaoyu: Well…

I like Linkin Park…thanks to Hwoarang…Kelly Osbourne…and some techno/ DDR artists: Smile.Dk, Naoki, Green Court, Bus Stop, Robert Miles, Cosmic Gate, and more! Yes, the flute.  Look at the Tekken 3 exclusive calendar.  It'll show me play the flute!  If you wanna see it, go to http://tekkenzaibatsu.com/  and click on Gallery.  It'll show a list of links to your left. I use Finesse!  No curling iron required!

Black Phoenix: I use Pantene Pro-V.

Steve: I use Suave, because I am!

Hwoarang: Herbal Essences all the way.

Jin: I use…L'oreal Kids shampoo…

All (except Jin):   .:o_O -Hwoarang:.   .:O.O -Xiaoyu:.   .:=O.O= -Black Phoenix:.  .:O_O -Steve:.

Jin: What?  Watermelon is a great scent!  No tears too!

Hwoarang: Those are for frickin' kids!

Jin: So?

Hwoarang: YOU'RE 21 DAMMIT!!!

Jin: …So?

Xiaoyu: Now, now children.  Don't fight!  Next Question's from NextBigThing1.

*Holy crap, that was amazingly funny!!!!  And poor Jaxles once again gets humiliated in front of thw whole world!!

Jaxles: hey, I thought I did a good job! (starts sobbing)

*God, will you shut up?!!!  *mutters* Big baby.

Jaxles: I heard that!!

*Uhhh, no you didn't!!!

*Here's a Q: Ling, why are you so damn weak?!!!  C'mon, even Jaxles could beat you up!!!

Jaxles: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult….

*NBT1*

Xiaoyu: *fumes* I'm not weak!  It depends what you call weak!  Black Phoenix uses me all the time!

Black Phoenix: And I'm hella good! *flashes peace signs*

Xiaoyu: Besides, I could kick your ass any day, Jaxles!

Jaxles: Bring it on! *punches the air*

Xiaoyu: Alright then! *goes to Art of Phoenix stance*

Jaxles: Come on! 

Xiaoyu: *does a Flower Power, Fire Dancer, and Lotus Twist and then does a Cross Lifting Palms, Rain Dance, Dark and Stormy, Fortune Cookie, X marks the Spot, then finishes off with a kick to the groin, a Cartwheel Left, and a kick to the ass*

Jaxles: Oww…

Xiaoyu: Told ya! 

Black Phoenix: Good show!

Audience: *applauds*

Xiaoyu: Thankies! ^.^

Jaxles: I've had enough of this humiliation!  *walks next door, to It's Your Big Break*  I'll sing Frank Sinatra!  At least I'll be appreciated!

Xiaoyu: Elvis has left the building…

Black Phoenix: Wai!  I know who's next!  Wai! =^.^=

Xiaoyu: Yeah, yeah.  Last question for tonight id from krap niknil, her dear cousin…

hi blackphoenix, r u ready for the tekken 4 tournament?  i really want to go there and try to play at Gameworks.  what's the latest? is jin kazama really alive?  can u tell what's on kazuya's eye, why is the other one red?  you know who am i…-=[J@Y$0n]=- your cousin here in the Philippines.

Black Phoenix: I'm soooo ready to kick your ass, Jayson! ^.^  We'll go to Gameworks later.  The latest?  Ummm…I'm making more fanfics, making a poster for Kuya PJ's  comic, Midnight Rush, playing Tekken 4, DDR, and more, and I'm continuing my comics, featuring you!  Yes, Jin's alive…

Jin: Yo.

Black Phoenix: Yep…still alive…Well, Kazuya's eye's red because he's got Devil genes in him, so when he turns into Devil, he has red eyes.  So, since his life depends on Devil now, since wants to become one with it, I guess is eye's red.

Kazuya: *red eye flashing* Damn straight!  I'm gonna kill my old man for doing this to me…

Heihachi: Uh-oh…I'm not your father!  Ummm…Darth Vader is!

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father…

Heihachi: NOOOOO!!!

Luke: Hey!  That's my line!  NOOOOO!!!

Darth Vader: Come to the Dark Side…where the camera won't see that we're on the wrong show…

Luke: Okay!

Darth Vader and Luke leave the studio

Black Phoenix: Yep.

Xiaoyu: Yep.

Black Phoenix: Yep.

Xiaoyu: Yep.

BOOS are heard from next door.

Jaxles: What?  You guys just don't appreciate my vocal skills!  I have the voice of a thousand a-*is hit by a soda can*

Audience member who threw the can: FROGS!  You have the voice of a thousand frogs!

Audience: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jaxles: I'm just not appreciated here! *goes away*

Black Phoenix: Yep.

Xiaoyu: Yep.

Hank Hill: Yep.

Jin: Yep.

Hwoarang: Yep.

Paul: BUUURRP!

All: EWWW!  *throws Paul out*

Paul: Long live the Alamo BEEEEEERRRRR!!!! *disappears into the night sky*

Hank Hill: Yep.  Well, I'm off.  Have a nice day! *leaves*

Black Phoenix: Yep.  Well, tonight, my friends are gonna have a DDR dance-off.  I'm waiting impatiently for Tekken 4 and I'm watching some episodes I recorded of Cardcaptors.  Ahhh…Yue…^#^  Well, I also went to my cousin PJC's house and watched some Cowboy Bebop episodes.  Hehe…F.Y.I., PJC is the one who wrote The Stupid Show With Cloud Strife over in the Final Fantasy 7 section.  I'm writing a new Tekken fic, so don't worry!  The loss of this fic won't be in vain!  In the words of Heero Yuy: I WILL SURVIVE!!!

Zhuge Liang: At least there are no typos, tonight.

Black Phoenix: ARGH!  I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE ROTK SECTION!!! *ties him onto a rocket and sends him FAR away…actually, to Jaxles's cardboard home.

Jaxles: Hey!  Get yer rocket offa my house!

Zhuge Liang: That's grammatically incorrect.  I do believe you mean, "Get YOU'RE rocket OFF OF my house!"  You really need to work on your spelling and grammar.

Jaxles: NOOOO!!!

Quote for tonight:

            "Oh God, when thou made Zhou Yu, why did thou make Zhuge Liang?"

                                                                     -Zhou Yu (Wu Kingdom)