Black Phoenix: SOOOO sorry for the lack of updates! I've been extremely busy with tournaments, school, Tekken 4, and my older cousin's funeral! Mahal na Mahal kita, kuya AJ...

Xiaoyu: Sad, really...

Black Phoenix: Yes. Now we should move on to tonight's questions. First is from Denise-chang. OO, sorry, that's your line, Xiao.

Xiaoyu: Yeah, Now, first question's from Denise-chang...

YAYYYYY!!!!!!! This is such a good fic. I hope FF.net doesn't trash it. I have another question for Xiaoyu:

*Hey, if you could be another video game character, who would you want to be?*

=)

Xiaoyu: I would REALLY like to be Lei-Fang from Dead or Alive 2/3! She has cute clothes! I also wanna be Jill Valentine from the Resident Evil series! She's cool! She has a gun, different weapons, and cool clothes! Next one is from asbarbie300...

Hi I'm asbarbie300 a adorable 10 year old.
I have a few questions.

1.xiaoyu would you mind if I call you ling?

2.ask hwoarang would he be my boyfriend.

3.xiaoyu do you watch dragon ball z?

4.xiaoyu do you think trunks is cute?

5.xiaoyu would you jin and hwoarang mind coming to a pajama party.

well good bye for now.exspect to here from me soon. bye

Xiaoyu: Well, asbarbie,

1. Ling-Ling is fine.
2. He says only if he could be the Ken doll...then he laughed and choked on a donut.
3. Yes!
4. Yes!
5. I don't mind! I love parties! We'll see if Hwoarang wears chocobo print boxers! XD

Black Phoenix: Cool...I heard Jin wears Dragon print boxers.

Xiaoyu: Interesting...Next question's from Khali!

Yay! Slurpie!!!

Now then, Question: Who's the cutest guy in Tekken? I think Hwoarang is. Tae-kwon-do is the best. Also, what is your favorite fighting technique. (I personally like dwit-cha-gi [back kick]) Thank you for your time and slurpies!!!

Xiaoyu: Glad you like the slurpie! I have lots. I like Jin, Hwoarang, and Steve. Hmmm...I know who would like Taekwon Do more than you...and it's not Hwoarang...

Black Phoenix: Yo.

Xiaoyu: Yes, her. My favorite fighting tech is Front Layout/ Back Layout! I do flips in the air!

Black Phoenix: I personally like the twist kick(where you twist your foot outwards to kick someone on the outside), Axe kick (basically a drop kick like Hwoarang's), and Hunting Hawk! I can already the first two kicks! Side kick and back kick!

Xiaoyu: That's nice...Now, next question's from White Boomerang.

This is just getting better! HA HA! This time I have a question for Xiaoyu :
1. Why do you like fighting?
2. Which part of "Alien Saga" is your favourite?
Fight for this fic!

Xiaoyu: Hmmm...
1. 'Cause it's fun. Plus, I can prove to the world that girls are more than preps that worry 'bout how "perfect" they're looks are and stuff like that! We can fend for ourselves!
2. I really don't know...

Black Phoenix: Yeah...I know whatcha mean.

Jaxles: Good evening, Black Phoenix.

Black Phoenix: ???

Jaxles: Ever since Zhuge Liang crashed onto my house, I have become a sophisticated, and educated person.

Black Phoenix: Wha?

Jaxles: As you can see, I'm polite! I assure you, I no longer yell out profanities as I have in the past.

Hwoarang: Give ''em a Vanilla Coke, that might help.

Black Phoenix: Okay. *gives Jaxles a Vanilla Coke*

Jaxles: *drinks the coke* Whoo! What the hell was that! *looks down* Oh my God! WTH am I wearing?! A Fancy shmancy rich guy suit?! *looks over at his box* OH MY GOD! MY BOX IS....CLEAN!!! DDAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs around wildly*

Hwoarang: Told ya it'd help.

Black Phoenix: Yeah.

Xiaoyu: Now! Next question's from chandavatika.

I hope this fic doesn't go down, because I have another question:

Why does Julia wears such short shorts in her Tekken 4 ending?

Xiaoyu: She's a skank. JUST KIDDING! She's one of my best friends! She finds it comfy, and she gets a tan on her legs while wearing something fashionable! A two in one deal!

Julia: Yes, VERY comfy!

Xiaoyu: Next question's from Tiger5913:

*is an avid Xiaoyin fan - came up with the name pairing*

Xiaoyu! What's up, my Chinese sister? ^_~ I have a couple of questions I'd like to ask: would you mind if I killed Hwoarang? 'Cause I hate reading fics that pair poor you up with that freak, as well as poor Jin getting put with him too. Some people are sick. Oh yeah, how's sex with Jin? LoL, I'm such a pervert. :P Go Xiaoyin!

Xiaoyu: O.o...Oh my...I really wouldn't mind if you killed Hwoarang, but that might make Black Phoenix mad. Y'see, she used to like Hwa-hwa until she got her sights set on Jin-Jin. and also, her best friend Myung's going out with Hwa-Hwa. So that would just mess things up.

Hwoarang: Come on! I'm sexy!

Myung: Yes you are!!!

Xiaoyu: ...SO anyways...How's sex with Jin? I really dunno...that really IS a perverted question...ask Black Phoenix about that one.

Black Phoenix: He's good.

Xiaoyu: There you go.

Jin: Hmm...yes, B.P.'s good...at playing Tekken 4 too.

Black Phoenix: ...

Xiaoyu: NOW enough of perverted thoughts! I know what both of you are thinking!

Jin: Then what?

Xiaoyu: You, Jin-Jin, are thinking of a night with Black Phoenix.

Jin: That was half right. I was thinking of spending the night at Black Phoenix's so we can play Tekken 4 and practice for her tournament.

Xiaoyu: Oh. And YOU, Black Phoenix, were thinking the same thing?

Black Phoenix: Half wrong there. You had the first thought right for me. A night with Jin-Jin.

All: !!!

Black Phoenix: What? You all act like you have no fantasies of your own! Come on Xiao, fess up! Who do you want to spen your life with?

Xiaoyu: *mumbles*

Black Phoenix: It sounded like Steve!

Xiaoyu: *mumbles* That's because it IS Steve...

All: !!!

Xiaoyu: ENOUGH ALREADY WITH YOUR SICK MINDS! Next question's from Denise-chang...again!

Wahhhh!! You're going to make this fic disappear??? NOOOOO!!!! that's so mean of ff.net to have this new rule.

Xiaoyu, did you say you read a lot of Jin/Julia fics? If so, can you read mine? =)

Supercool fic. Keep up the good work!

Xiaoyu: Yes I do and will!

Black Phoenix: I won't take it down. Just pray that FF.net doesn't.

Xiaoyu: Next question's from Jes.

Unfortunately, due to the nature of this chapter, we'll have to bear witness to my more serious side.I'm extremely pissed with how the bosses of ff.net have been running this site the past few months. Used to, we were free to write whatever we wanted, but now it seems like every week they're putting more and more restrictions to our creativity. They're no longer allowing us to have fun with our writing, and that's bullcrap. I say we all send an e-mail demanding that they put things back the way they were. And if they don't care enough about what their writers to take what we want into consideration, then to hell with it. I'm not going to be a part of a site that's going to be telling me what I can't do every 5 days. Jes has spoken.

Black Phoenix: Xiao, lemme handle this. Author to author thingie. I understand how you feel, Jes. I hate these new rules too. And to kinda save this fic, I might hafta change the summary and the title. All of a sudden, all of my favorite fics are disappearing, because of the new rules. And they're mostly blooper fics! Bloopers are indeed a fanfic, because you use your imagination into what happens backstage behind a game, movie, or book. Also, Ask Blah Blah fics are kinda a fanfic. Think of it like a talk show, where you get to interact with other authors and even make new friends! Besides, you put your imagination on what's happening onstage. These new rules are just BS, and if they give out more stupid rules, I will indeed get really pissed. If I knew where they lived, I'd go beat some sense into them.

Xiaoyu: (applause)

Black Phoenix: Just stating my point.

Xiaoyu: Next question's from NextBigThing1.

*Holy crap, that was better than allllll the other chapters!!!

Jaxles: Hey, NBT1, why does Black Phoenix always pick on me in every chapter??

*Gee, I dunno, maybe because yer an idiot.

Jaxles: Y'know, I think you're right....

*This was a pathetic review....

*NBT1 and Jaxles*

Xiaoyu: Kikai, why DO you pick on Jaxles every chapter?

Black Phoenix: I seriously don't know...

Jaxles: It's because I'm adorable!!

Black Phoenix: No you're not. Jin-Jin is.

Jaxles: Hmph! You'll see! One day, you'll come running to me and saying "I LOVE YOU JAXLES!!!" repeatedly!

Black Phoenix: *yawns* Yeah, whatever. I love Jin-Jin.

Jaxles: YOU'LL SEE!! *gets pushed off a cliff*

Black Phoenix: Thanks, Dante.

Dante: No prob.

Xiaoyu: Next question's from White Boomerang...again!

This is great and very funny! I liked Your fights with Ling best! I hope You'll write something soon!

Black Phoenix: Not exactly a question...Here's your chapter!

Xiaoyu: Now, lastly from The Great Daryl.

Hey, I'm glad you continued this fic. I'm also sad to see this one go, because of Fanfiction.net's new freakin' policy! THOSE BASTARDS! WHY!? WHY!!?? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, sorry. Got carried away. Anyway, I look forward for your next fanfic! Have a nice day!

Black Phoenix: No problemo, dude. I hate the rules too. Read the above with Jes.

Xiaoyu: That's enough for tonight!!

Black Phoenix: Yes, now to our...thing. My Taekwon Do tourney two weeks ago was a disaster for the Las Vegas team. We got beat by the people from California, and worse went for me. I was kicked TWICE really hard in the ribs, and they stopped aching two days ago. My older cousin, Albert Jerome Santos, or A.J., drowned in Manzanita Lake up in Reno. I had to skip school just to attend his funeral one Thursday morning here in Las Vegas. Sad? Yes. I turn 14 tomorrow! Yay! On Friday, since we have no school that day, we'll have my birthday party and a Tekken Tag/4 tournament. I'm buying the prizes with my own money! Oh! Halloween's coming up, so I'm making my own cosplay. I'm gonna be Hwoarang from Tekken 4. The white dobok. I also have to make Xiaoyu's Tekken 3 P1 outfit for my 5 year old sister. Now that that's taken care of, please R&R!!!