Xiaoyu and Black Phoenix: Konnichi wa!

Jin: Or Konban wa!

Kazuya: Or ohayo!

Hwoarang: Or Ahnyoung-haseyo!

Black Phoenix: Kumusta!

All: GREETINGS!

Black Phoenix: I'M SOOO sorry for the lack of updates! My computer crashed and I had to reinstall it!

All: BOO!

Black Phoenix: But be happy now, since my creative Tekken Juices are up and running again!

All: WOOO!

Xiaoyu: All right then! Now, our first question for tonight is from Tiger Lily!

hmm...antoher question...After you drink Dr. Pepper, why does your tummy feel all jumpy?

toodles!

-Rika

Xiaoyu: I really don't know...OH JAXLES!!!

Jaxles: *shuffles out from his box* Now what, your Hyperness?

Xiaoyu: After you drink Dr. Pepper, why does your tummy feel all jumpy?

Jaxles: Hmmm...*drinks Dr. Pepper* WHOA! I think they put special additives in this one! Oh crap, I've got the runs! *rushes to the nearest bathroom*

Xiaoyu: I think it'll only happen to Jaxles...the poor fool...

Black Phoenix: *drinks Dr. Pepper* Whoa man...are there jumping beans in my belly? Hello, little beans! Let's count you and see! One, two, three! WHEE!

Xiaoyu: She's delusional...Now she's rhyming like some idiot from Sesame Street or something...Anyway, next question is from makaveli esco...

Lol, good fic...very funny ^_^ Anywhos, I have a question for Xiaoyu: Who raps better, Jin or Hworang? Or...you? o_O And what do you think of Goten on DBZ??

Xiaoyu: Me, of course! I'm better than these slackers anyday! #One, two, three, fo-our! Ed's gonna score mo-ore!#

All: ...

Xiaoyu: C'mon, it's Ed! Cowboy Bebop?

Jin: I'm more for Gensomaden Saiyuki.

Hwoarang: Me too.

Kazuya: Ninja Ressurection! HELL YEAH!

Black Phoenix: Mef, I don't care.

Jin and Hwoarang: We are betta...RAPPAAHHS!

Fan girls: WOOO!

Jin: Here's a song we call "Hole-y O Tones."

Hwoarang: 'Bout donuts, aight? Here we go! (beat box) #We jes' sittin', watchin' M-T-V, when all of a sudden I'm feelin' HUN-GRY. So I ask Kazama for mah fav'rite treat, but he bursts back, "Boy, you gonna get yo ASS beat!#

Jin: A few kicks and punches, here and there, I swear our teeth were flyin' everywhere! The holey-o snack went on the windowsill...Oh my God, that bird took it...get me an Advil...#

Hwoarang: #Then we all broke down, cried like wussies, and if you think we gay, then yo all a bunch of (BLEEP)!#

Jin: #We broke a few teeth, broke a few bones.#

Jin and Hwoarang: #All in all, those are our holey-o tones.#

All: WOO!

Xiaoyu: Yeah! For that second question, Goten is an adowable witlle kid! Yay! Now our next question is from Denise Chang!

Black Phoenix: Didja hafta sound like a little kid?

Xiaoyu: Yes I did!

Oh, gosh that was SOO funny! I really liked it, especially...~mmph~ hahaha...so I'm sure by now you're annoyed, being that I review every single chapter! Hmm...questions for Xiao...

1. Why do you like wearing your hair that way?

2. Have you ever considered wearing it down?

3. Why do you wear purple undies? ~hehe...sorry 'bout that~

Xiaoyu: I'm not at all annoyed! Black Phoenix however...she's just boring.

Black Phoenix: (sarcastically) Woot.

Xiaoyu: Well, anyway...

1. It fools my opponents!

2. Yeah, but at least it won't puff up like Black Phoenix's when it's down.

3. If I wore pink entirely, you'd think I was a Barbie.

Black Phoenix: My hair's ALWAYS poofy when it's untied! That's why I ALWAYS wear it in a ponytail like Mirai Trunks! See the bangs! *points at the bangs*

Xiaoyu: ...hey Jin, Hwa, what's with that BLEEP thing? You actually called them that?

Hwoarang: Yeah, but let's just say that it's another word for cat, only in an offensive way.

Xiaoyu: Oh...

Heihachi: I can rap too! *takes out Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and a box* (wraps a present)

Jin: Ojisan, that's WRAP, not RAP!

Heihaci: That's what I said!

Jin: We mean rap SINGING, not wrap PRESENTS!

Heihachi: Oh ok! I get it! *puts on sunglasses and bling-bling* #Old man Hei in da house-#

Black Phoenix: SECURITY!

Dante: Coming! *throws Heihachi off a cliff*

Black Phoenix: Arigato!

Dante: No prob! *goes backstage*

Xiaoyu: Next we have asbarbie300!

hi i'm back!!!!i still have lots and lots of questions.

question 1:hwooarang are you still going to be my boyfriend.

question 2:ling do you have any brothers or sisters.if you do are they annoying.

question 3:hwoarang what would you do if you caught yourself singing dora the explorer 's theme song in public?

question 4:ling all my friends think julia looks better then you what do you think about that.they think you look fat.hahahahaha.

question 5:all my friends say hwoarang looks way better then jin except one(the 9 year old).i personaly think hwoarang looks better so what do you think?

question 6:hwoarang is your hair natrualy red.i love the hair color!!!^^

BYE FOR NOW.

Hwoarang: I dunno, I'll hafta ask Myung first.

Xiaoyu: No, but Black Phoenix is kinda my sister...ish. She's annoying.

Black Phoenix: Am not!

Xiaoyu: Her sister is.

Black Phoenix: Damn right! Look at her, playing Dynasty Warriors 4...I can beat her! She thinks she's all good...OOH! =.=

Hwoarang: I'd shoot myself. Singing in public... *sighs and shakes his head*

Xiaoyu: . They're fat! OO! Just kidding! I'm better looking than Julia!

Julia: Hey!

Xiaoyu: Kidding! We both look good!

Julia: yeah! Boys line up at our doors!

A line of boys are...lined up to Nina

Nina: Who should I shoot first?

Boys: Me! Me! Not you, pick me!

All: ...

Xiaoyu: I don't care, I like Steve!

Steve: Hey, love. *eats a crumpet* ::CHOKE:: Help...

Jin: What? Korea looks better than... *points at himself* KAZAMA?!

Hwoarang: HAHA! Let the people have what they want...ME! HAHAHA!!!

Myung: Oh yeah!

Jin: *wails on Hwoarang's ass*

Hwoarang: *retaliates*

Xiaoyu: HWA-HWA!

Hwoarang: *stops fighting* What?

Xiaoyu: You need to answer her last question!

Hwoarang: *sits down* It's not natural. Look closely and you'll see black roots. LOOK AT MY PICTURE! Glad you love the hair! ^_^

Jin: *sits down* ^_^

Hwoarang: Why are you happy?

Jin: Black Phoenix gave me a donut!

Hwoarang: Oh. *cough*Queer!*cough*

Xiaoyu: Next question's from NextBigThing1!

*Sorry, BP, but I had to bail Jaxles out.

Jaxles: WHOO HOO! I LOVE YOU, NBT1!! (hugs NBT1)

*Ahhhh, get offa me, damnit! (slaps Jaxles)

Jaxles: You really don't know how much I appreciate it. Do I still hafta go to court?

*So sorry to say, but you do.

Jaxles: Crap....

*And what kind of question was that last chapter, Jaxles?! The answer is at the beginning of the damn story, dumbass.

Jaxles: Okay, lemme try again. (thinks)

Jaxles: All right, Black Phoenix, here's a good question: Why didn't you help me outta my refrigerator when Jin and NBT1 did what they did in the Lunch Money story?! Don't you care about meeeeee?! At least I agreed to play a part in this damn fic, I should get something in return....

*Note that he said "something". If I were you, BP, I'd give him a Tae Kwon Do hat. I don't know if those exist but just make it anyway....

*NBT1 & Jaxles*

Black Phoenix: Mef, you needed a new house, so I let you stay there. Besides, if I was in the Lunch Money story, I would try to be with Jin the entire time! *wink wink*

Jin: *gulp* *blush*

Black Phoenix: *giggle* Now, I'll agree with NBT1. *takes out a black Taekwon Do hat and her white Korean bandanna* Take your pick.

Jin: I wanna play! I pick the hidden option!

Black Phoenix: ...Heh?

Jin: Y'know, those RPG's have secret hidden options in the text.

Black Phoenix: ...OOOHHH!! Here! The secret hidden option is this "fun" box!

Jin: Oh no...

Black Phoenix: Mags galore! Here we have "Girl Next Door" from FF8, Cosmo, and more! I don't read these nasty books, so have fun!

Jin: *takes Cosmo, reads Kama Sutra* !!!

Xiaoyu: GET A ROOM!

Jin: Okay! *grabs Black Phoenix by the hood, choking her*

Black Phoenix: GWAAH!

(both go backstage)

Xiaoyu: Hmmm...It was just a figure of speech. Oh well, last question's from Forevermore!

Well, ask Ling

who is her favourite Tekken 4 character???

Xiaoyu: I like Me, Myself, I, Steve, Jin, Hwoarang, Julia, Lee, Steve again, Marshall Law, Kazuya, Uncle Lei, Panda, Christie, and Violet! I know he's Lee, but I don't care! He's still cute!

Black Phoenix: *comes out from backstage, looking very unkempt* He's 48!

Xiaoyu: So? You think so too!

Jin: *comes out from backstage, also not looking presentable* You think my uncle's hot?!

Black Phoenix: Not really.

Jin: Oh, okay.

Hwoarang: What happened? Let it all out? Eh? Eh? *nudge, nudge*

Jin: Hell no! She's 14! We were having a war in her dressing room and-

Hwoarang: It must've been a "hot" battle!

Jin: We turned over tables, threw stuff around-

Hwoarang: WOO!

Jin: You sick freak! WE PLAYED WAR!!!!

Hwoarang: WOOOO!!!

Black Phoenix: *slaps Hwoarang* Sick bastard! Look at the security camera!

(screen)

Black Phoenix: Heehee! Now what?

Jin: Uhh...

Black Phoenix: *seductively* Close your eyes...

Jin: *gulp* *blush*

Black Phoenix: *goes behind Jin and grabs his pants*

Jin: Oh God...

Black Phoenix: *pulls his pants down really fast* HAH! You've been pantsed!

Jin: Why you! OOF! *trips* (pulls up his pants) *grabs a nearby pillow and hits Black Phoenix square in the face*

Black Phoenix: Hey! *throws a powder puff*

Jin: *turns over a table and hides behind it*

Black Phoenix: *hides behind a couch*

::both throw random objects at each other::

(back to the stage)

Hwoarang: I didn't know you could lift AND throw an anvil!

Black Phoenix: Hey, I work out.

Jin: Told ya. WAR.

Hwoarang: Sorry.

Kazuya: Hey! She's bad-ass! Marry my pansy of a son and make him a bad-ass like me!

Black Phoenix: Sorry. I'm too young and I'm still in school.

Kazuya: Drat. Who cares? He can help with homework!

Jin: DAD! I'm not a pansy!

Kazuya: Shut up, you!

Jin: *shuts up*

Kazuya: Okay, then. Marry Jin!

Black Phoenix: No.

Kazuya: Yes.

Black Phoenix: No.

Kazuya: Yes.

Black Phoenix: No!

Kazuya: Yes!

(an hour later)

Black Phoenix: NO!

Kazuya: YES! And a free bottle of Surge!

Black Phoenix: Done!

Kazuya: Good! Jin, meet me in my office. We shall discuss your wedding and ways of becoming like me.

Jin: Dead?

Kazuya: No, but keep that up, you will be.

Jin: *gulp*

Black Phoenix: Okay, let's wrap this up.

Xiaoyu: Bye-bye!

Black Phoenix: Ingat ka! (Tagalog for farewell to you and take care!)

Kazuya and Jin: Sayonara!

Hwoarang: Ahnyoung!

Dante: 'Til next time...

All: Ja ne!

Black Phoenix: Ahh..I missed this fic! Sorry for the lack of updates, but my computer was down since early November, and I got it fixed around February or something. I had to reinstall it, so I lost all the fics I've been working on! Well, I'm working on new cosplay for this year. I'm Zhao Yun (Dynasty Warriors 4) and my sister's Da Qiao (same game). I've been busy working on "3 Star Dynasty" over in the Dynasty Warriors section! New fics from me (which I have to retype...ugh...):

"The Young and the Helpless"- Devil May Cry

"Pop Princess Yuna"- Final Fantasy 10

"Middle School Nightmare"- Dynasty Warriors

"My Resting Place"- Resident Evil

"President Evil"- Resident Evil

Yup, yup. Well, I'm also working on manga, so...yeah. Later! Oh! My new site on brinkster will be up! Thanks Usara for the layout!

Black Phoenix =^.~=

Quote for tonight: "War is cruel. The crueler it is, the faster it ends." -My Kuya Francis (Yep. My eldest cousin...Damn you and you Lancer!)