"I win!" said Legolas, as he proceeded to do his happy dance.

"Shut it, no you did not. I beat you. I can run faster!" said Haldir indignantly.

"You shut it. Age before beauty...!"

"Well- I- never! What- but- no! I'M THE PRETTIEST ELF!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!"

"YES I DO!"

"OH YEAH PUNK!?! WHO HAS MORE FAN GIRLS??!" In the back ground Laurin, Cassie, Colleen, and SBGRL started shrieking 'LEGOLAS!' 'I LOVE YOU!' and things that fan girls scream.

Legolas smiled.

"What now biznatch? What now?"

"Shut up Legolas...."

"Oh, is Haldir upset because I beat him twice?"

"I can still run fester than you Legolas."

"Whatever. Hey, look!" and with that Legolas gave an excited squeal.

Level seven was.. . the water room! It was filled with hot tubs and Jacuzzis and spas, saunas, pools, diving board- all the good stuff. And to their positive delight, a bar.

"A SPA!" shrieked Haldir. Before Legolas could say anything Haldir was already through the door.

Legolas was left standing alone because, though he did not tell anyone, he was still upset with Haldir.

Out of nowhere what seemed like a thousand fan girls came out of nowhere. In front were the Patil twins, Cho, and Pansy.

"Hi Legolas!" they giggled loudly.

"Er, hello."

"HE SAID HELLO!" they began to giggle more furiously.

Legolas, with his amazing elf powers, out ran then to the far side of the room. There he found....

....Gollum.

"Gollum! Buddy! Pal! Friend! How are you?"

"Sssh! Stinking elfs gollum gollum leaves us alone."

"Don't be silly. Hey what're you doing? Do you realize you're fishing in a pool?"

"Quiet nasty elfs. Gollum knows what we are doing...precious..."

Gollum was squatting near the end of what looked like a pool with rocks around it and a few lily pads in it. Legolas' attention was drawn towards a small whimper.

"Dobby-dobby is scared sir. Dobby does not like Gollum sir." Gollum hissed and Dobby gave a weak smile and laugh and went back to whimpering and wringing his hands. As if on cue, Gollum pulled out a large, silver fish and screeched with delight. Dobby ran away whimpering.

"You can't eat that!" said Legolas.

"Whys not?" hissed Gollum.

"Because it's a wire hanger."

"Dratted elfs..." And Gollum cast aside the hanger.

"So that's when I single-handedly defeated a whole ARMY of orcs...with nothing but my BARE HANDS!!!" came a robust voice behind Legolas. He quickly turned around to see Aragorn, with Arwen in the nearest hot tub together.

"Aragorn! Brother! How are you?"

"Why, err, Legolas! Fine, I'm fine!"

"And Arwen," Legolas quickly turned his attention to the Elvin Princess, "As radiant and beautiful as ever." As he kissed her hand in a very rico-suave way.

Aragorn cleared his throat a few times, while Arwen smiled and laughed at Legolas.

"Yes?" asked Legolas with a look that said "Oh shut up you namby-pamby."

"Legolas, prepare to DIE!!!!" Aragorn lunged at Legolas, and with his magical elf powers, he ended up in the tub next to Arwen while Aragorn fell down through a handy laundry chute. How handy. (I think I used that joke already...)

"Legolas!" Arwen said indignantly, "You're making elves look bad!" and she stormed out of the tub and into a waiting elevator. Wait, what elevator? Exactly. What? Oh, never mind.

Legolas felt like he was about to pout when he remembered the D-A-I-Y-E spa and pranced off to join Haldir.

Except Haldir wasn't there.

"Haldir?"

"He went outside."

"Who're you."

"Your mom."

"What? No you're not. My mother is thousands of years ols. And certainly not here."

"Your mom wasn't here last night."

"What? Of course not! Stop this!"
"You stop it!"
"You started it!"
"Your mom started it!"

"HEY!"
"Your mom started it last night!"

"STOP!"

"OOO! BURN!!"

"I hate you."

"You can't hate me."

"Why not?"

"Because you love me."

"No I don't. Legolas doesn't just love anybody."

"But you love me!"

"Who ARE YOU?!?"

Just then a light flicked on.

"HALDIR!!! SURPRISE!!!"

Legolas looked at him all blasé-like. "I hate you."

"Oh, Legolas, don't say that. Let's go get a daiquiri."

"Only if you pay and I get one of those nifty umbrella thingies."

"OK fine."

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Cassie- oh man, what great ideas. It's been so long I cant remember which ones i used. oh wait, I haven't really used any...well, don't worry!

Gill: I hart you more

Rebecca(sorry if i spelled it wrong): i hart you too

Oh man you guys, this is just 3b. I know it's not much and it probably failed your expectations and all, but chapter 3c will be coming as soon as I can write it.

but at least you won't have to wait longer. So it's a good thing I ended it there.

And everyone else who reviewed: I have short-term memory (almost like Dory from FINDING NEMO!)

I HART YOU TOO!!! I HART ALL OF YOU! -hugglez-

;D