hi. I first interviewed kuwabara. now I'm going to interview botan! I want to thank Rei-hime for giving me ideas.

*I don't own yu yu hakusho*

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me: hi

botan: hi

me: okay...

me: what was your hair color before it was blue?

botan: well, it was first brown, but then kuwabara and yusuke put pink dye in my shampoo and it turned pink...

me: how long did it stay like that and how long was it before it turned blue?

botan: it was pink for over a year!!! I then dyed it blue...

me: how many times did you dye it before it turned all blue?

botan: hmm *starts counting her fingers*

me: -____-'

botan: *still counting*

*hours pass*

me: zzzzzzz

botan: *still counting*

botan: I know now!!

me: wha? what happened?

botan: I know now!!

me: know what?

botan: I dyed my hair at least 800 times!!

me: whoa...your crazy..

botan: what?? I didn't like pink!

me: what happened to kuwabara and yusuke later?

botan: well, since I wasn't able to kick their butt, hiei kicked their butt for me!!

botan: *hugs hiei*

hiei: *blushes*

me: poor yusuke and kuwabara...

botan: they deserved what they got!

me: okay. next question!

botan: okay

me: do you have feelings for hiei?

botan: hiei?

me: please hurry up and answer...

botan: well, he is real cute, hot...

me: *being strangled by hiei*

me: *gasp* help *gasp*

botan: but he has his good side and his bad side...

botan: *starts babbleing on about hiei*

me: *gasp* air *gasp* need air *gasp*

yusuke: I think this interview should be over...

botan: *still babbling on about hiei*

kurama: I think we should help her...

yusuke: yeah...

kurama: *pries hiei off me*

me: thanks kurama

hiei: grrrr

me: this interview is over now!!

yusuke: that's what I said when you were being strangled...

me: *starts strangling yusuke*

kurama: *holding back a pissed off hiei*

botan: *still babbling on about hiei*

yusuke: *needs air*

hiei: *trying to strangle me*

kuwabara: -__________-'

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me: gotta make it quick...

me: please review and leave some ideas

me: *starts running for my life*

hiei: if you stay still it wont hurt at much!

the rest of the YYH gang: *trying to save me*

kurama: he's too fast

yusuke: if you kill her then you'll die too!

hiei: *stops to think*

botan: she's the author!!

hiei: good point

me: *gasp* thanks