Kicking the habit Disclaimer: I can't own Saiyuki or Sanzo's hormone-inducing bodysuit. Drat. UltraM2000: I want Tenpou (in leather). Meowrr. Firnheledien: EEEEUWW!! Get away from me!!!! UltraM2000: Hah. Gotcha.

In some smoke-filled room, of some unknown inn, in some anonymous town, on some anonymous day at some nondescript time-

Goku: Naaaaa, do you have to go on for so long? I'm already so hungry.

Anyway. . . .

Gojyo and Sanzo were as usual smoking up a storm and intoxicating themselves with copious amounts of nicotine, tar and benzene (among other things) packed into a tight roll of double-toned paper: cigarettes.

Sanzo takes a long drag of his fag, inhaling the deadly smoke until-

*fizzzzzzzz**BANG*

Sanzo: =_= .*looking extremely cheesed off and sporting a soot-blackened face* Nani?

He turns his death glare on a certain unsuspecting kappa, puffing away like a chimney on a bonfire.

Sanzo: *stuffs Goyjo's ears, nose and mouth (about 20) with the rest of the exploding cigarettes*

Gojyo: MPPHHPHPFFFFMOOFFM!!! [I didn't do it, Sanzo!]

Sanzo: *evil smile* Hasta la vista, kappa. *lights all of the cigarettes in one go*

*KABBOOOOOOMMM*

Gojyo: @_@ .*faints*

Sanzo: Ch'.

Hakkai and Goku come barging in after shopping to be greeted with the sight of one super-pissed blond monk and an unconscious water demon, all decorated with the oh-so-fashionable shade of soot.

Goku: O_O

Hakkai: *sweatdrops* A-ano. . . what happened, minna?

Goku: Hey, the erogappa got barbequed.

Sanzo: U. Ru. Sai. *concusses Goku on the head with the apocalyptic cooling implement* The kappa switched my Marlboros with some trick cigarettes of his.

Hakkai: Eh heh heh. . . *smiles nervously* Actually, Sanzo, it was I who switched them.

Sanzo: -_= . Nani? . . .

Hakkai: I just thought that it would help you guys to quit smoking. *nervous laughter*

Sanzo: *soft voice = yet-to-be-released-murderous-vengeance-upon-helpless- beings* You're really asking for it, Hakkai.

Hakkai: ^_____________^ (;;;;;) . Ah heh. . . . I would?