Disclaimer: We don't own the power rangers or any characters on the power rangers in any way, shape, or form. Nor do we own or have anything to do with the CBS show the Amazing Race or the MTV show The Real World/Road Rules Challenge Extreme. We're just borrowing all these things for our own personal amusement.

Power Rangers Amazing Race:
Wedding of the Century. . .part 1

(Trumpets Blare)

Eric: I'm Eric!

Merrick: I'm Merrick!

Eric: Our names rhyme.

Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.

Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.

Merrick: I think I was a wolf.

Eric: We never run from danger.

Merrick: Yeah I definitely was a wolf.

Eric: Team "IC" here on location at Angel Grove Beach, which happens to be the site of the upcoming challenge, Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!

Merrick: That's right Eric! And we're here to catch everyone up on what our racers have been doing since the show and to give you a preview of the new teams.

Eric: But that's not all. . .we're also here to give all of you a front row seat at the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

Merrick: A double wedding to be exact. Our "fed up fiancés" Kat and Emily are finally tying the knot with everyone's favorite bros Tommy and Jason!

Eric: Dude. . .you didn't rhyme.

Merrick: It was a hard one. You try rhyming century. How about letting me lead off for a change?!

Eric: Hey man. . .there's no I in Team "IC".

Merrick: (pauses to think) You're right! Sorry about that. . us best 6th Rangers have to stick together.

Eric: Now where was I. . .Oh right. We'll take you to the wedding later on. First we'll see what our teams have been up to since the race.

Merrick: We'll start with our team who blasted off into space.

Eric: Mike and Leo took one wrong turn.

Merrick: Mike should have never listened to Leo, will he ever learn?

(Camera pans to the right to reveal Mike sitting in a chair with a confused and pissed off look on his face)

Eric: Hey Mike!

Mike: What?

Merrick: We're here to interview you.um like our bike!

Mike: Huh?

Eric: BIKE?!

Merrick: IT'S GETTING HARD! Can we take a break or something?!

Eric: NO! We must rhyme ALL the time!

Merrick: (folds his arms in defeat) I wish I were a mime!

Mike: What?!

Eric: Erm.what have you been up to since the race?

Mike: Waiting for Leo to get home so I can KICK HIS ASS! I heard he went off on some space ship with a seven year old and now they're lost in a black hole. I say good reddens. But I swear if I ever see him again I'm gonna KICK HIS ASS!

Eric and Merrick: Eep.

Merrick: Um that's great umm we gotta go.we'll just give you some space.

Eric and Merrick: Bye!

(Team "IC" scurries away in fear that they may be Mike's next victims)

Eric: He's mean.

Merrick: I told you we should have asked the people if we could interview them first! We almost died.let's go find another team.

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(Team "IC" wanders into the Alphas' special room. . .aka the broom closet. . .)

Eric: Hey it's the Alphas! Alphas!!!

Alpha 5: Oh hell no.

Alpha 6: Run. . .run now!

Alpha 5: There's no where to run!!!

Merrick: Umm.crap! WHAT THE HELL RHYMES WITH ALPHA?! Why must you use words that rhyme with NOTHING?!

Eric: There's plenty of words. . .Calpha. . .Malpha. . .

Merrick: Sure. . .If you wanna use FAKE WORDS! We're taking a break or I quit!!

Eric: Fine, fine. (under his breath) Baby.

Merrick: What?!

Eric: Nothing. Alphas! We're here to interview you!

Alpha 5: You two are doing the special?

Merrick: Yup!

Alpha 6: Then why the hell are we here!?

Eric: Oh you'll see. . .he he he.

Alpha 5: What's that supposed to mean?

Merrick: Uh what have you two been up to since the race?

Alpha 6: Trying to forget it ever happened.

Alpha 5: That was just one big mistake. . .the first of many I fear.

Eric: Rumor has it that you two will be at it again on the upcoming Challenge Extreme.

Alpha 6: They're doing another one?! Why?!

Alpha 5: They aint getting me anywhere near that. They'll have to find me first.

Merrick: Well I think they already did.

Alpha 6: Huh?

Eric: What Merrick is trying to say is. . .we have to go now. Bye!

(The boys hightail it outta the room. As they shut the door behind them a sound of a door locking can be heard)

Alpha 5: What was that?

Alpha 6: I dunno. Let's just get outta here before it's too late.

(They go over to the door and try to open it. When they can't they start pounding on the door frantically)

Alpha 5: I think it was too late five minutes ago.

Alpha 6: Dammit. . .what the hell are we gonna do now?

Alpha 5: I think the question is. . .where's the alcohol? Cuz I think we're gonna be in here for a long time.

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(Right outside the Alphas' door, Team "IC" is standing with Ransik and Nadira. . .)

Nadira: What's that noise? I can hear banging.

Eric: Nothing that concerns you.

Merrick: Now you two got kicked off the show for breaking a rule right?

Ransik: Something to that effect. I think it was a stupid rule to begin with.

(Just then a muffled voice is heard)

Alpha 5: I'll be damned if you try breaking my rules!

Nardia: Did you hear that?

Eric: No.

Nadira: I could have sworn I heard something.

Merrick: Nope. . .So, what have you been up to since the race?

Nadira: Well after that nightmare I had to spend a week at the spa to recuperate. My nails were a mess and I actually sweated once during that thing. . .worst experience of my life.

Eric: So I take it you won't be partaking in the Challenge Extreme then?

Nadira: As if. I don't do "extreme".

Merrick: What about you Ransik?

Ransik: No challenge for me thanks. I have to many evil plots to scheme.

(Just then a paper slides right next to Ransik's feet from under the Alphas' door)

Ransik: (opens the paper and begins reading out loud) Help. . .we were kidnapped and now we're trapped in this broom closet. Signed the Alphas. (laughs evilly then turns to the door and shakes his fist) That's what you get you rule obsessed robots! I might have helped you but no no (in a mimicking voice) I broke rule number eight! No time traveling. Haha sucks to be you!

(With that Ransik walks away with Nadira skipping after him)

Alpha 5: Dammit! Out of every person that could have picked up that paper it had to be him!

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(A little while later Team "IC" finds Karone sitting alone on "Angel Grove Dock".)

Eric: Karone! Hey can we interview you?

Karone: Sure, why not.

Merrick: Where's Andros?

(Karone points downward as the camera pans below the dock to reveal Andros sitting on a rock with his arms folded and a bitter look on his face)

Karone: He's been like this since the race.

Eric: (hangs his head below the dock) Hey buddy!

Andros: (sarcastically) Oh great! It's Eric and Merrick! (Throws his arms in the air) Celebrate the day!

Merrick: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. What have you two been up to since the race?

Andros: (bluntly) Rock sitting.

Karone: That's all he does. Everyday it's a new rock. I sit here and watch him to make sure he doesn't totally snap.

Eric: Oooooooooooooookay. Well you two are going to participating in the Challenge Extreme right?

Karone: Sure are. . .(whispers) Although I'm not sure if he'll be mentally capably to.

Andros: I CAN HEAR YOU!

Karone: Whatever! I mean look at you! You're sitting on a rock! All you ever talk about is how you want to get Tommy and Jason back! Give it a rest already! You're not an evil genius. You're not even a REAL genius. Ya know, there's a reason why I was the one that got kidnapped when we were little!

Andros: SHUT UP! That's a low blow Karone!

Karone: I'm sorry, but it's true! Actions speak louder than words! Sitting on rocks is NOT going to help you think up some fantastic plan! We'll get them back by winning the Challenge Extreme!

Andros: You're right (climbs up on the dock) ah that sun's bright!

Merrick: So I take it you two are going to be partners again?

Karone: Well there's no better team! We could have won that race. . .I personally just think the Alphas just wanted to get rid of people. They never cared about rules before.

(Just then Zhane and Ashley walk up)

Zhane: What do you mean there's no better team?!

Ashley: What about us. . .hello?!

Andros: What about you two?

Zhane: Karone, you're supposed to be my girlfriend!

Ashley: And you're supposed to be my boyfriend, Andros!

Karone: Blah, blah, blah. We have more important things to do.

Andros: Like making plans for the Challenge Extreme!

(With that Andros and Karone walk away leaving the very pissed off Ashley and Zhane)

Zhane: Ya know what Ash, we'll show them on the Challenge Extreme!

(The two of them walk off in the other direction leaving a confused and awkward Team "IC")

Eric: That was. . .

Merrick: Interesting.

Eric: Very. . .

Merrick: Interesting.

Eric: Well looks like we already got a heated rivalry shaping up for the Challenge Extreme.

Merrick: Let's go find Jungle Fever.

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(Team "IC" is now wandering up and down the beach in search of Jungle Fever)

Eric: JUNGLE FEVER!!

Merrick: Where are you?

Eric: Cole?

Merrick: Maya?

(Just then the sound of a stampede is heard. The cameras pan over to reveal just about all the wild zords. Cole and Maya are sitting on top of Red Lion)

Cole: Hey guys!!

Maya: We brought the wild zords to see the wedding!

Cole: And they're going to perform this cool dance for a wedding gift!

Maya: Wanna see?

Eric and Merrick: YES!!!!!

(The tune of "Jungle Boogie" starts to play. All of the wild zords start to dance about except for Red Lion. Red Lion's just sitting there yawning and licking his paw.)

Cole: Come on Red Lion. BOOGIE DOWN!!

Red Lion: Yawn. . .Grr.

Cole: Aww come on Red Lion.

Eric: (to Maya) What's the lion saying?

Maya: That he hates the song and he had to carry us all the way over here and now he's tired. He also thinks Cole has put on a few pounds.

Merrick: Ahh. . .how can you tell?

Maya: I just can.

Eric: That's awesome.

Merrick: Can we learn?

Maya: No.

Eric and Merrick: Aww man.

Cole: Please Red Lion?

Red Lion: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Cole: He fell asleep.

Eric: Well then can we interview you guys?

Maya: Sure!

Merrick: What have you guys been doing since the race?

Cole: Chilling out on Animarium!! Animarium rules!!

Maya: It's the best! We've been swinging on vines and swimming in the water. . .all kinds of cool stuff!!

Cole: It's gonna be hard to leave it for the Challenge Extreme.

Maya: Yeah but I bet it'll be fun.

Cole: I just hope Red Lion will understand.

Eric: I'm sure he will.

Cole: Yeah we share a bond type of a thing.

Merrick: Kind of like me and my wolf.

Cole: NO! Ours is better! No bond can compare!!

Maya: Calm down Cole. . .we talked about this.

Cole: But he was trying to compare bonds!!

Maya: I know, I know. Come on let's go.

(Cole and Maya hop on the Red Falcon zord. And the rest of the zords stampede off leaving a sleeping Red Lion)

Eric: Should we wake it?

Merrick: Ya know, I'm kinda tired too.

Eric: NAP TIME!

Merrick: Afterwards, we'll go find Rito and Goldar.

(Team "IC" cuddles up next to Red Lion and drifts off to dreamland)

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(After their nap with Red Lion, Team "IC" is now riding on top of him in search of Rito and Goldar)

Eric: There they are!!! Goldar!!

Goldar: Eric!!!

Rito: Merrick!

Merrick: Rito!!!

All of them: Yay!!!!

(Eric and Merrick jump off of Red Lion and they all join in a group hug)

Rito: We missed you guys!!

Eric: We've missed you too!

Merrick: Team "IC" is now complete!!

Goldar: So where did you guys get the lion?

Eric: Found him on the beach.

Rito: Really? That's awesome!

Merrick: Yup! He's our new mascot!!

Goldar: What ya name him?

Eric: Hmmm.we didn't.

Rito: Hey! Lion! What's your name?

Red Lion: Growl.

Rito: Fluffy? Okay. . .your call!

(Just then Cole storms up)

Cole: HEY! What are you guys doing with my lion?

Goldar: It's our lion.

Merrick: We found him.

Cole: You just saw me with him no more than five minutes ago!

Eric: I don't recall.

Rito: If he's yours then what's his name?

Cole: Red Lion!

Rito: WRONG! It's Fluffy.

Cole: Fluffy?! It's RED LION!! Just look at the tag!

Rito: Seems to me he likes Fluffy better.

Goldar: I gotta idea. You both call him and whoever he comes to is the owner.

Cole: Fine. Red Lion! Come here buddy!

(Red Lion ignores him)

Rito: Hey Fluffy!! Come here Fluffmyster!!!

(Red Lion starts to walk over to Cole, then he turns around, farts in his face, and goes over to Rito)

Rito: Atta boy Fluff!

Cole: But he's my lion!

Goldar: Not no more! Cya chump!

(The four "GERMs" hope on "Fluffy" and ride off into the sunset leaving a dejected Cole.)

Eric: Fluffy, you the lion!

Merrick: Best lion ever!

Fluffy: Purr. Rito: He says he knows.

Merrick: You can talk to lions?

Rito: Sure it's all in the wrist.

Eric: Huh?

Rito: Don't question it. . .just know that I am Rito the MAGNIFICENT!

Goldar: Hey, how come you guys don't rhyme any more?

Merrick: Long story.

Eric: Don't get me started.

Eric and Merrick: It's all his fault!!

Merrick: My fault? It's your fault!

Eric: You're the one that can't rhyme!

Merrick: Because you pick IMPOSSIBLE words!

Goldar: Uh sorry I brought that up. . .I thought you guys were gonna interview us.

Eric: Oh yeah.

Merrick: What have you been doing since the race?

Rito: Chilling with Ed, and practicing our new cheerleading moves!!!

Goldar: We got a whole new routine for the Challenge Extreme!

Rito: It's awesome!

Eric: Now you guys are actually going to be contestants this time right?

Goldar: Yeah, we thought we'd give it a go. . .but we'll always be part of Ed's team at heart.

Rito: Eddy's the man! Gooooooooo ED!

Fluffy: Roar!

Rito: Awww he says go Ed too!

Goldar: So where are we off to now?

Merrick: To catch up with Jen and Wes.

Goldar: Ah the scary lady.

Rito: Don't worry! Fluffy will protect us!

Fluffy: Grrrr!

Rito: See he's ferocious!

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(Back on the beach Cole is whining to Maya)

Cole: AND HE FARTED IN MY FACE!

Maya: You poor thing.

Cole: How could he just leave me like that? We're supposed to be a team! Now all I got left is that bird.

Maya: Hey don't knock the other zords. . .none of them left you.

Cole: You're right. . .it's just now I'm not blazing lion. . .I'm just blazing.

Maya: Don't worry, we'll figure out something.

Cole: I know! I'll be best friends with another zord to make Red Lion jealous!!

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(Near the reception hall in "Angel Grove Hotel". . .the "GERMs" have met up with Jen and Wes)

Eric: Hey Jen, Wes! We're here to interview you for the special.

Jen: No time! I have too much to plan! Flowers. . .WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FLOWERS?!

Wes: Kat and Emily made her the wedding planner because she likes to boss people around. Now all she does is yell about centerpieces and appetizers.

Merrick: What have you been doing since the race?

Wes: Me? I just sit here. If I move I get berated with "Don't touch that Wes" "No Wes, HANDS OFF". No trust.

Jen: And why should I trust you. . .you screwed me over in the race! I'm certainly not going to trust you with someone else's wedding arrangements. It's bad enough you're Jason's best man! And that's only because Tommy called Zedd first.

Wes: No! It's because I'm a Bro! Plus I don't see the harm in me say (leans towards a stack of chairs). . .setting up the chairs?

Jen: (Pushes him away from the chairs) Oh there's plenty of harm there!! This wedding is going to be perfect which means (points to Wes) that YOU are NOT going to be involved. And you're not a bro! You're a wannabe!

Wes: I am not!! I didn't even get to pick out my own outfit.

Jen: There's a reason for that.

Wes: I fear when we get married. . .our wedding is going to be this times 100.

Jen: Who said we were getting married?

Wes: Wha?! But.but.you stayed here from the future to be with me!

Jen: Don't flatter yourself. Ugh I don't have time for this. . .where are those flowers?!

Eric: So you guys will be at the upcoming Challenge Extreme right?

Jen: I have to make up for what he caused in the race!

Wes: Sorry Jen.

Jen: Sorry doesn't get me a million dollars.

Merrick: So you don't like you tux Wes?

Wes: Not really. It's boring.

Eric: We can hook you up with a Team "IC" original.

Goldar: We'll be wearing them too!

Rito: You'll be the best-dressed guy there!

Merrick: Besides us of course.

Wes: Really?

Jen: OH NO!! You all stay the hell away from him!!! GET AWAY!!

The GERMs: Eep!

(They all hop on Fluffy and ride away)

Wes: Hey what are they doing with Red Lion?

Rito: His name is Fluffy!

Wes: Oh.

Jen: Who cares! Wes sit down! You're in my way!

Wes: Sorry Jen.

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Goldar: So who are we looking for now?

Eric: Eddy and Rita.

Rito: (throws his arms in the air) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Fluffy: Roar!!!

Rito: He's excited too!

(The GERMs make there way to the bar where they find Zedd and Rita)

Merrick: Beans! No pets allowed!

Eric: What are we gonna do?

Goldar: I know! We'll disguise him!

(A few minutes later the GERMs and Fluffy walk into the bar. Fluffy is "disguised" with a fake mustache and a monocle)

Rito: ED!!!!!

Zedd: (sarcastically) Oh joyous day! It's my favorite people the GERMs! And I see you have a new friend.

Goldar: This is Sir Fluff.

Merrick: He's English.

Eric: And a Sir.

Fluffy: Growl.

Rito: He says pip pip cheerio.

Zedd: I'm sure he does.

Rita: Keep it down. You're. . .

Goldar: Oh I know! Giving you a headache!

Rita: Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner and what do we have for him Zeddy?

Zedd: A trip for five far away from us!

Rita: That's right! Now get away!

Eric: Can't. Gotta interview you.

Zedd: Fine, make it quick.

Merrick: How did it feel to win the Amazing Race?

Zedd: It felt great to get a nap in and get away from all of you!

Eric: What did you do with the money?

Zedd: I wouldn't know. The woman hasn't let me see a cent of it!!

Rita: And you never will!

Merrick: Are you looking forward to being a part of the Challenge Extreme?

Zedd: What? I am not going into another challenge!

Eric: According to your application you are.

Zedd: What application?! I didn't fill out one! Rita?

Rita: I didn't either!

Rito and Goldar: We did!!!

Zedd: (turning bright red) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rito: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ED!

Zedd: Cripe! Cripe, cripe, cripe!

Merrick: Are you exciting for the wedding?

Zedd: Whatever.

Eric: You're not excited at all to be the best man?

Zedd: (spits his drink out) I'm WHAT?!

Rito: The best man.

Goldar: Tommy' s best man.

Zedd: Since when?

Merrick: Since always. I wouldn't try to back out. . .Jen would go ballistic.

Zedd: (sarcastically) OH GLORIOUS DAY! Why the hell would he pick me?!

Eric: You're a bro remember?

Rito: We did a cheer about it?

Merrick: Want us to do it again?

Zedd: No! Great I'm not only a bro but I'm the best man of a POWER RANGER! I hate my life.

Rito: Want us to cheer you up?

Zedd: NO NO!! I'm happy! Happy, happy!

Eric: That's cool.

Merrick: Yeah we gotta go do more interviews!

Rito: Cya later Ed!

Fluffy: Growl.

Rito: Fluffy says bye!

Zedd: Why me? Why is it always me?

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(The "GERMs have now wandered into the hallway of "Angel Grove Hotel". How they got by Jen is a mystery. They come across a sign that says boys' dressing room with an arrow pointing to the left and girls' dressing room with an arrow pointing to the right)

Eric: What do you think?

Merrick: Dunno.

Rito: What do you think Fluffy?

Fluffy: Woof.

Rito: Fluffy wants to see the girls in their pretty dresses.

Goldar: To the (stares at the sign in confusion) right then!

(The "GERMs" walk off in the wrong direction and open the door revealing Jason and Tommy)

Merrick: Hmm looks like we took a wrong turn.

Eric: That sign must lie.

Merrick: No matters. . .hey guys!

Tommy: (in distress) How do you tie a tie?! Jen took away my clip on!!! I'm lost on so many levels!!!

Eric: What are you two wearing?!

Jason: (looks down at his outfit) Tux?

Merrick: Yeah the ugliest tuxes ever!

Rito: You guys are lucky we showed up.

Goldar: Fluffy, trunk please.

Fluffy: Roar!

Rito: Fluffy says coming right up and thank you for saying please.

Tommy: That looks like the lion Cole used to have. Ya know the red one.

Jason: Oh yeah what was his name again?

Tommy: Something like Green Lion. . .I don't remember.

Jason: Oh yeah, good old green lion.

Rito: Well this isn't him!!! This is Fluffy!

Tommy: Oh.

Eric: Okay guys we're ready to work our magic!

Merrick: You can NOT get married in those rags!

Eric: Don't worry though we're gonna get you two stylin' in some IC Wear.

Merrick: You two will be the talk of the wedding. And you'll totally outdo the girls!

Tommy and Jason: BRO!!!

Tommy: This is gonna be great!

Jason: Wes is gonna be so jealous!

Tommy: Well he always is.

(Eric and Merrick proceed to take the boys' measurements as they catch up with them)

Eric: So what have you guys been up to since the race?

Tommy: Well besides getting ready for the wedding. . .Brojo.

GERMs: Huh?

Jason: Brojo Dojo! The coolest Dojo ever!

Tommy: Located next to the Juice Bar.

Merrick: Ahhh. That's an awesome name.

Tommy and Jason: We know!

Tommy: If there was a contest for the best dojo name. . .Brojo Dojo would win.

Jason: Totally and if Brojo Dojo was in a fight with all the other dojo names, Brojo Dojo would win.

Tommy: Hands down.

Jason: No contest.

Eric: How are the girls liking the dojo?

Tommy: They don't.

Jason: They hate it.

Tommy: And Kat keeps trying to turn it into a Ballet Studio.

Jason: Bleh.

Merrick: Are you excited to be getting married?

Tommy: Oh yeah totally!

Jason: Weddings rule!

Tommy: And double weddings rule even more!

Jason: Oh yeah!

(They body slam each other)

Tommy: Ya know what else rules?

Jason: The honeymoon!!

Tommy: You know it!!!

(They body slam each other again)

Jason: But you know what rules supreme?

Tommy: THE CAKE!!

Jason: Bro!!!

Tommy: Bro!!!

Tommy and Jason: BRO!!!

(They body slam each other a third time)

Jason: We already got houses right next store to each other.

Tommy: Kat and Emily don't know yet.

Jason: They'll think it rules though.

Goldar: That's pretty cool. . .How'd ya manage that?

Tommy: Got someone evicted.

Goldar: That's cool.

Jason: Oh. . .we know.

Tommy: It's the coolest cool that was ever cool!

Merrick: You guys don't own a thesaurus do you?

Jason: What's that?

Tommy: The-saur-us?

Jason: Like a dinosaur?

Eric: Nevermind.

Tommy: Hey we had dino power!

(Tommy and Jason pull out their thought to be destroyed power coins)

Jason: Tyrannosaurus!!!!!

Tommy: Dragon Zord!

Merrick: Okay then!

Eric: A few more tweaks and we should be done.

Merrick: I hear you guys are going to be at the Challenge Extreme.

Tommy: OH YEAH!

Jason: CHALLENGE!

Tommy: EXTREME!!!

Jason: Challenges rule!

Tommy: Especially the extreme kind!

Eric: Okay all done!

Merrick: Go try um on!

(Tommy and Jason run off to get changed. A few minutes later they come back sporting the most god awful looking tuxes ever. Tommy's is stop sign red with a lime green shirt and glittery white clip on tie and cummerbund. Jason is sporting a sparkly gold tux, tie, and cummerbund with a stop sign red shirt)

Tommy: These are great!

Jason: They got all our colors!

Tommy: I can't believe we were going to wear something else!

Jason: I LOVE THE GOLD!

Eric: Our work is done.

Merrick: We gotta go interview the girls, we'll catch yas later.

Tommy: Bye!

Jason: Thanks for the cool threads!

Tommy: And don't tell the girls. . .or more importantly don't tell Jen about our outfits!

(Unfortunately the "GERMs" did not hear that last part because they were already out the door to find the brides to be)

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(Back at the sign, the "GERMs" are once again trying to find their way)

Eric: I hate the sign!

Merrick: It's so hard!

Goldar: Misleading too.

Fluffy: Grrr.

Rito: Fluffy says he hates he sign too but he knows the way!

Eric: Alright!

Merrick: Go Fluff!

Goldar: Lead the way!

(The "GERMs" proceed to follow Fluffy down the hall. . .Eric quickly runs back to the sign, rips it down, and catches back up with everyone. A few wrong turns later, they finally make it to the girls' room.)

Rito: Knockity, knock, knock!

Kat: Wes go away!

Emily: Didn't Jen tell you to go sit somewhere?

Eric: Not Wes. Emily: Jason?

Kat: Tommy?

Kat and Emily: GET AWAY!

Merrick: Nope, not them either.

Kat: Then who is it?

(Trumpets blare as the door flies open)

Eric: I'm Eric.

Merrick: I'm Merrick.

Eric and Merrick: Our names rhyme.

Rito: I'm Rito.

Goldar: I'm Goldar.

Rito and Goldar: Our names don't.

Fluffy: Roar!

Rito: That's Fluffy! He's Cool! Fluffy totally rules!

All four: And we are here. . .to bring you. . .wed-ding cheer!

Fluffy: Growl!!

Emily: Um hey guys. . .why are you here?

Eric: Interview.

Kat: Ah. . .okay then the next question is why do you have Red Lion?

Goldar: That's not Red Lion!

Rito: That's Fluffy!

Merrick: Our mascot.

Emily: Noooo. . .that's Red Lion.

Eric: Well we won him in a contest!! He's ours!!

Fluffy: Roar!

Rito: Fluffy says roar!

Kat: Okay. . .how about we drop this and get on with the interview then?

Merrick: Kay! What have you guys been up to since the race?

Emily: Well we've been swamped with wedding plans, but Jen's been a huge help.

Kat: Other than that we've been trying to convince the boys to change the name of their dojo.

Eric: WHY?!

Merrick: Brojo Dojo rules!

Eric: If there was a contest for the best dojo name. . .Brojo Dojo would win.

Merrick: Totally and if Brojo Dojo was in a fight with all the other dojo names, Brojo Dojo would win.

Rito: Hands down.

Goldar: No contest.

Emily: I see you've been talking to Tommy and Jason.

Eric: Oh we did more than talk to them.

Kat: What?

Merrick: Nothing!

Eric: So. . .changing the subject. . .what was it like to beat the boys in the race?

Emily: It was great!

Kat: Those idiots should have never dumped us as partners!

Emily: But don't worry that mistake won't happen again in the Challenge Extreme.

Kat: They are NEVER being partners again!

Merrick: Where are you going for your honeymoons?

Emily: Well Jason wanted Triforia, but screw that! We're crusin' to Jamaica.

Kat: And we're crusin' to the Bahamas.

Goldar: Separate places?

Emily: Yup, the boys don't know yet.

Kat: Nor will they until it's too late.

Emily: The two of them definitely need a break from each other.

(Just then Jen walks in)

Jen: What are you GERMs doing in here?!

GERMs: Eep!

Jen: Everything's all set girls, I just gotta go check on Tommy and Jason.

Eric: No need.

Merrick: Don't worry, we got rid of those awful tuxes and hooked them up with some IC wear.

Goldar: They're good to go!

Jen, Kat, Emily: YOU DID WHAT?!

Rito: You can thank us later.

Kat: EVERYTHING is going to be ruined!!

Emily: We have to get them back into their normal clothes!!

Jen: Don't worry I'll handle this! And I'll deal with you GERMs later!

Eric: There's only one thing to do in a situation like this.

Merrick: RUN!!!

(The "GERMs hop on Fluffy)

Eric: Hurry Fluff, we have to get to the boys before Jen messes them all up again!

Jen: OVER MY DEAD BODY!

(To be continued)

(Tune in the 2nd part of the wedding special to see what happens with the boys and their tuxes and get a front row seat at the wedding of the century! You never know what could happen next!)