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Wedding of the Century
Part 2
(When we last left our special, the GERMs were racing down the hallway atop Fluffy trying to get to Tommy and Jason before Jen could ruin their "oh so fashionable" tuxes.)
Eric: Faster Fluffy!
Merrick: We have to get to the boys!
Jen: Not if I can help it! HIYA!
(Jen slams her body into Fluffy sending the GERMs flying right into the broom closet where the Alphas are being held captive)
Rito: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alpha 5: Free! We're Free!
Alpha 6: Quick let's get outta here!
Goldar: I don't think so trashcans!
Eric: We still have plans for you!
(Eric, Merrick, and Goldar lunge at the Alphas as Rito closes the broom closet door once again. A few minutes later the door is opened again revealing the GERMs riding on Fluffy and the Alphas, now dressed in tuxes, walking behind chained to the back of the lion.)
Alpha 5: This is cruel and unusual punishment!
Rito: Watch it! Fluffy tends to get gassy!
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(Over at the boys' room. . .)
Tommy: I can't wait till Kat sees me in this outfit! She's gonna die! Jason: Yeah it must be cool to have the second best tux ever created.
Tommy: What do you me second?!
Jason: Let's not kid around here bro. It's pretty obvious who has the best outfit.
Tommy: Yeah me!
Jason: Ha! Gold and red look awesome together, Santa's little helper!
Tommy: What's that mean?! I have three colors! That's one more than you! More is more!
Jason: Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Tommy: Shut up! You, you wannabe Trey!
Jason: WHA!?
Tommy: And you're just jealous cuz you got Wes!
Jason: Low blow! Low Blow!
Tommy: It's fitting a wannabe for a wannabe!
Jason: That's it! You were a horrible leader!
Tommy: Then why did I have to replace you?
Jason: You're lucky I came back to bail you out!
Tommy: Whatever peace conference.
(The boys lunge at each other just as Jen flings the door open in a fit of rage to find Tommy and Jason rolling around on the ground beating the crap out of each other)
Jen: FREEZE! Tommy and Jason: Eep.
Jen: What is going on here?
Tommy: He started it!
Jason: No he started it!
Jen: I don't give a **** who started it! I just want it to end.
Tommy and Jason: Oh it's ending.
Tommy: Shut up!
Jason: You shut up!
Tommy and Jason: THE WEDDING IS OFF!
Jen: Like hell it is! (grabs the boys by the collars and slams them against the wall) Now you listen to me and you listen good! You are going to take off these thankfully ripped tuxes and put on your real ones! This wedding is not going to be a joke! You have five minutes. . .OR ELSE!
Tommy: But. . .
Jen: I'll tie your tie for you!
Tommy: Oh thank god.
Jen: Now MOVE IT!
(Jen lets go of the boys who run off to get ready in fear of the wrath of Jen.)
Jen: I'm leaving, now you two better be at the altar in two minutes or you are so dead.
Tommy and Jason: (saluting) Yes ma'am.
(Jen ties Tommy's tie and goes off to check on Wes)
Jason: Hey bro look what I still got.
Tommy: You are so lucky man!
Jason: I know.
Tommy: Too bad we ruined our outfits.
Jason: Sorry about that bro.
Tommy: Me too, let's never get purple with envy again.
Jason: Totally man.
Tommy: IC Wear needs to be more durable.
Jason: What's that mean.
Tommy: Dunno.
(The boys hear Jen's voice coming from down the hall)
Jen: ONE MINUTE!
Tommy and Jason: Eep.
Tommy: Ready to get married bro?
Jason: Totally bro.
Tommy and Jason: BRO!
(They body slam each other for the last time as bachelors)
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(On the beach, the guests have all arrived and are awaiting the start of the wedding. The grooms, along with best men Zedd and Wes are standing on the altar next to a magnetic platform where Goldar and Rito have trapped the Alphas.)
Alpha 5: Why, may I ask, are we on the altar?
Rito: You're the priests silly.
Alpha 6: We're the what?! And who the hell was smart enough to think of getting a magnetic platform?!
Alpha 5: We're not even ordained.
Goldar: Oh yes you are. (Holds up certificates) We signed you up online.
Rito: And Fluffy thought of the platform. He's a genius. Aint that right Fluf?
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says E equals MC squared.
Alpha 6: We don't even know how to perform a ceremony.
Goldar: Well you better figure it out.
Rito: Let's go sit down. It's time to start!
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(Trumpets Blare as the flower girls/ring dudes skip up the aisle)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best sixth rangers of all time.
Eric: We are flower girls.
Merrick: Slash ring dudes.
Eric: Stop giving us funny looks.
Merrick: You're being very rude.
Eric: You are just jealous.
Merrick: You wish you looked this hott.
Eric: IC Wear is all the rage.
Merrick: And you all are just NOT.
(After Team IC is done their little ditty, Jen (the maid of honor) walks down the aisle. When she comes to the altar she smacks Eric and Merrick upside the head and takes her spot.)
Eric: Ow!
Merrick: Jealous!
(Then finally the wedding march starts to play and Kat and Emily start to walk down the aisle. As they're walking, Jason takes off his tie, gives Jen a dirty look, pulls that hideous gold tie from Eric and Merrick out of his pocket, and clips it on.)
Jason: (smiling ear to ear) Perfect.
Jen: Crap.
(The girls finally reach the altar. Emily looks over to Jason and her jaw hits the floor.)
Emily: Oh. My. God.
Jason: Hey honey!
Kat: Tommy you are so lucky you didn't pull a stunt like that.
Tommy: Mine got ripped.
Alpha 5: Ahem.
Jason: God bless you.
Tommy: Need a tissue?
Alpha 6: Robots don't sneeze.
Jason: Oh yeah?
Tommy: Then what did he just do?
Alpha 5: Forget it! Let's get this over with.
Alpha 6: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these men and these women in holy matrimony.
Jason: But not all together.
Tommy: Yeah I'm with her. (points to Kat)
Jason: And I'm with her. (points to Emily)
Zedd: No shit sherlocks.
Jason: That's Detective 00Jason! Private I.
Tommy: And I was a Doctor!
Jason: And the girls were maids!
Emily: Jason. Jason, dear.
Jason: Yeah Em.
Emily: FOCUS! (Slaps him upside the head) Jason: OW! What was that for?
Emily: Go ahead Alphas.
Alpha 5: If anyone has any reason these people should be wed. And by that I mean Tommy and Kat and Jason and Emily.
Tommy: Thanks for clearing that up bro.
Jason: Yeah bro.
Alpha 5: Great, I'm a bro. Just dandy.
Alpha 6: Speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Just then a sound can be heard coming from above. It gradually gets louder until. . .CRASH! A space ship suddenly crashes right in the middle of the aisle)
Alpha 5: That's reason enough for me. Okay time to go.
Alpha 6: You can let us go now. Wedding's over.
(Kat and Emily start crying uncontrollably, Jen glares daggers at the Alphas, and Fluffy starts to growl.)
Alpha 5: Or we could just stand here.
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSOOOOON!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!
Kat and Emily: (still crying) That space ship is trying to ruin our wedding!
Alpha 5: Wait a minute. I know that space ship.
(Just then the ship's door swung open revealing. . .) Leo: That was a fun ride! (looks around) Hey Mike! You're not still mad about the race are you?
Mike: I'm gonna murder you!
(Mike lunges at Leo)
Leo: I'll take that as a yes! Ahhhh!
(Leo starts to run away but Mike's too fast)
Mike: WEDGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Leo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Mike walks off and hangs Leo from a nearby palm tree. As this is going on the other people on the ship begin to walk out.)
Trini: I can't believe we survived that.
Aisha: Well most of us did.
Tanya: White boy over there aint lookin' too hot.
Billy: (pointing a spoon at everyone) Death! Death to you all!
Aisha: Calm down whitey.
Tanya: Word.
Billy: Death I say!
(Cue Bulk and Skulls music)
Bulk: We're alive!
Skull: Yeah, alive!
Bulk: Ooh, a wedding. Would any of you fine ladies like to be my date? Skull: Yeah date.
Every girl: Ew!
Justin: Um, a little help here.
(Justin is still hanging from the door by his underwear, where Billy put him so long ago.)
Billy: No one touch him! If you touch him you'll get the unpopular ranger disease.
TJ: Here, I'll get you down.
Andros: It figures you would!
Karone: Who invited TJ?
Tommy: I thought we all agreed to pretend he was never a ranger!
Kim: I brought him as my date!
Kat: Home wrecker!
Rocky: I thought I was your date.
Kim: Here's some food. Go sit down.
Rocky: Alright!
Alpha 5: And we're still standing here.
Zack: Okay how about everyone just calm down.
Zhane: Who are you?
Zack: I'm the Zack man! Original Black Ranger.
Ashley: Oh, you're one of those Peace Conference freaks!
Jason: Hey!
Adam: Please everyone fighting is not the answer!
Everyone: SHUT UP FROG!
Cole: I want my lion back!
Rito: He's not yours!
Goldar: Na, na, na na, na!
Kat and Emily: (still crying) Make it stop!
Rita: You're all giving me a headache!
Tommy: (punching Billy) This is for crashing our wedding!
Jason: (Kicking Billy) and this is for making the girls cry!
Andros: (punching TJ) Eat this blue boy!
(An all out brawl breaks loose until. . .)
Jen: EVERYBODY FREEZE!
(The scene stills and everyone looks up at Jen in total silence until. . .)
Fluffy: (farts) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says excuse me. He couldn't hold it.
Jen: (face bright red about to explode.) EVERYBODY GET BACK TO YOU SEATS NOW! THIS WEDDING IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW. THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A NOISE IS SOOOOOOOOO DEAD.
(As everyone starts to take their seats again Wes trips and crashes into a row of chairs causing a domino effect of falls.) Jen: WES! This is why I said not to touch anything!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jen: Now all you people have five minutes to get this place cleaned up and ready for the wedding. If I come back and this mess isn't cleaned up, you will all regret coming here today!
(Jen walks off with Kat and Emily to calm them down.)
Ashley: That woman is scary.
Adam: Really scary.
Zedd: Try racing with her!! For that matter try racing with all of them!
Eric: And we'll have more good times on the Challenge Extreme!
Merrick: Oh yeah! Zedd is the ultimate team!
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOOO ED!
Kim: Hey I'll like be on the Challenge Extreme too!
Rocky: (with a mouthful of food) Me too!
Zack: And let's not forget the Zack man!
Zhane and Ashley: And us too!
Adam: I'll be there too!
Tanya: Shut up frog!
Aisha: But he's your partner.
Tanya: That's cuz Zack was already taken. . .by you!
Aisha: Word.
Adam: Well I feel appreciated.
Goldar: Plus we'll have all our favorite racers!
Zedd: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rito: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
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(Five minutes later the girls and Jen return and they pick up the wedding from where they left off.)
Alpha 6: We're not going through all that crap again.
Alpha 5: Look, do you all take each other?
Jason: Well I take Emily. But not Kat. Tommy would get mad.
Tommy: Same here, but vice versa.
Jason: Vice what-a? Dude have you been reading?
Tommy: Word of the day toilet paper.
Jason: Ah!
Alpha 6: Okkkkkkkkkkay. Tommy, do you take Kat?
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Alpha 6: Just dandy. Kat, do you take Tommy?
Kat: Yes.
Alpha 5: Okay they're good.
Tommy: Cah-ching!
Alpha 5: Jason, do you take Emily?
Jason: Oh yeah!!
Alpha 5: Emily, do you take Jason?
Emily: Yes.
Alpha 6: Great! You're married! I now pronounce you husbands and wives!
Alpha 5: You may now kiss the brides.
Jason: Just mine right?
Tommy: Yeah I aint kissing Emily.
Alpha 6: Jason, you kiss Emily. Tommy you kiss Kat.
Jason: Oh good.
Tommy: Thank God. No offense Em.
Emily: None taken.
(They kiss and everyone claps.)
Wes: Can I kiss Jen?
Jen: NO! You ruined the wedding!
Wes: Me?! What about TJ? And everyone else? And the ship?
Jen: YOU ruined the wedding Mr. Chair knocker over.
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Rito: (knocking Wes and the chairs over again) PARTY TIME!!!
Jen: WES!!!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
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(Everyone is now at Angel Grove hotel for the reception. Everyone's dancing about, having a good time when Wes clinks on his glass to get everyone's attention.)
Wes: Attention! I was Jason's best man. But I like to call myself Best Bro. (pauses for laughs. . .no one does ) Um. Right. Anyway. Words cannot express my feelings towards this happy couple; I think it will be best put in song. (points to the band) Hit it guys! (the tune of Go Gold Rangers starts to blare and Wes starts to sing. Jason gets up and starts to head bang.)
Wes: GO GOLD RANGER!
Emily: Oh no! Not again!
Jason: Oh yeah! Again!
Wes: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
Quick as lightning!
Strong as steel!
Watch out danger!
My bro's for real!
You know when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!!
All hero!
You can't stop him!
Gold Ranger!
He's not droppin'!
Watch out when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!!
(As the song goes to it's instrumental Jason jumps onto the table and starts to go wild)
Emily: Sit down Jason!
Jason: NEVER! Dun dun, dun dun!
Wes: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAN-GER GOOOOOOO!
His power has no fear!
A golden force is here!
You know when thunder roars
It's GOLD RANGER!
When darkness comes to town!
Gold ranger can't back down!
Watch out!
Cuz lightning strikes!
It's GOLD RANGER!
GOLD!
RAN-GER!
GO!
Ranger!
Danger!
Ranger!
Here comes gold ranger!
WOAH!
(Yet another rock out)
Tommy: I never get songs!
Jason: Too bad bro.
Kat: (to Emily) Oh you poor thing.
Emily: It's like the song's gonna follow me to the grave. I hear it when I wake up, when I go to sleep. Over and over again.
Wes and Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD
RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
(As the song comes to an end Jason jumps up and down cheering.)
Jason: That was so totally AWESOME!!!!
Emily: (unenthused) Thanks Wes.
Wes: Just doing my part.
Rito: It's Ed's turn now!
Goldar: Everyone shut up!
Zedd: Yes. I wrote this speech in the bar earlier today. (everyone starts laughing) I'm being serious. That's when I found out I was the best man. (more laughter) Why do people mock my pain? (even more laughter)
Wes: He gets laughs! I got nothing!
Jen: That's because Zedd's a bro and you're not.
Wes: YES I AM!
Zedd: Anyway. I have known this couple for quite some time. I spent the better years of my life trying to destroy them. (laughter again) They both used to be evil, but then they turned into the goodiest freakin two shoes I've ever seen. All that helping people and so on. Drives me insane. But anyway they seem to make each other happy. All that loving and yadda, yadda, yadda. Just wait till you're married a few years. Ya forget to put the toilet seat down once and all the love flies right out the window. (laughter) This isn't funny! It's true! (laughter) Whatever. Congratulations. Apparently the GERMs and that crazy looking lion have put together some type of dance number. So without further ado (shudders) the GERMs and Fluffy.
(The tune of Go Green Ranger blares through the speakers and the GERMs run onto the dance floor wearing one-piece jumpsuits with zippers down the middle. All of them are green and all of them are overly glittery. Fluffy is wearing a pink tutu. They start twirling about and singing the words)
Eric: (doing his best Alpha 5 impression) Oh no! We have another problem! Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi! It's Dragon Zord in Battle Mode.
Merrick: (as Zordon) It could only be an imposter.
Tommy: (pops up) Let me take him on Zordon!
Merrick: But you will be all alone against him Tommy.
Tommy: Give me this chance. I can handle him.
Kat: Oh God.
Jason: Shhh. Performance.
Merrick: Very well then. And let the power protect you!
Tommy: Alright! It's Morphin Time! DRAGON ZORD!
GERMs: Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Goldar's gonna get you tonight!
Goldar: Destroy the power rangers. Destroy the earth!
GERMs: Don't let Lord Zedd put a spell on your might!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Rito: Go Green Ranger! GO GO!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Tommy: Ya! Ziet Ya! Hiya! Cha! Time for the real Dragon Zord Power!
Rito: Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Tommy: Hang on! I'm coming aboard! Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ziet! Hiya! Huh.
(Fluffy making dragon noises)
Tommy: Alright! Now let's go get em!
(Fluffy making more dragon noises)
(Rock out. . .pan over to Zedd.)
Zedd: What?
GERMs: Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Goldar's gonna get you tonight!
Goldar: Send down the monsters to destroy the earth!
GERMs: Don't let Lord Zedd put a spell on your might!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Rito: Go Green Ranger! GO GO!
(The song ends and Tommy jumps up and applauds)
Tommy: I LOVED it! Finally a song all about ME!!!!!
Goldar: Did you like it Kat?
Kat: Huh? Oh yeah, great.
Rito: We knew you would!
Eric: We were gonna make a song about you, but MERRICK couldn't think.
Merrick: You're the one who couldn't figure out enough words to rhyme with pink.
Eric: Whatever Merrick. You really stink.
Merrick: That's it! I'm going to get a drink!
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(A little while later Cole jumps up on a table to make an announcement. . .)
Cole: Attention everyone! Attention! The wildzords are going to perform a special dance for the newlyweds.
Maya: It's really cool.
Cole: I choreographed. Okay so without further ado. . .it's time to boogie down! Hit it guys!
(The band starts to play and the tune of "Jungle Boogie" is heard throughout the room. The zords dance and fly about with Cole and Maya groovin' on top of the Red Firebird.) Cole: Haha! I bet Red Lion's wishes he was dancing too!
Goldar: Our dance was better!
Rito: WAY BETTER!
Goldar: Don't worry Fluffy, you're a star!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Rito: Fluffy says he knows.
Tommy: Jungle Boogie! Oh yeah!!!
Jason: Whoever picked out this music has AWESOME taste!
Tommy: Totally, don't you agree girls?
Kat and Emily: (sarcastically) Yeah, the greatest.
Tommy and Jason: Then let's boogie down!
(Tommy and Jason grab the girls and drag them out on the dance floor. The girls just sort of stand there as Tommy and Jason spin in circles around them. The song starts to fade out, and the zords bow and leave the dance floor.)
Kat and Emily: Thank goodness.
Tommy and Jason: Aww man!!
Rito: It's time to throw the bouquets!!!
(All the girls. . .and the GERMs rush over)
Kat and Emily: One. . .Two. . .Three!
(They toss their bouquets. Kat's goes off to the left and Jen takes out everyone even remotely near it to get it. Emily's is caught by none other than. . .)
Rito: I got it! I got it! I'm a bride to be!!!
Goldar, Eric, and Merrick: No fair!
Tommy: Okay guys and bros out there, time to throw the guarders.
Jason: Hehe. I'm touching Emily's leg!
Tommy: I'm touching Kat's too!
Tommy and Jason: Hehehehehe! Hehehehehe!
Kat and Emily: Oh just throw them already!
Tommy and Jason: (spinning around in circles) Around and around it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!!!
(They throw the guarders. They go off in different directions. Jason's throw goes to the right and is caught by. . .)
Goldar: Ooh a headband! I needed one!
Rito: My handsome groom!
Goldar: Huh?
Rito: Here comes the bride!
(Rito jumps on Goldar who topples over)
Rito: Ed, will you be our maid of honor?
(Zedd gives out one big shudder and walks away)
Goldar: I take that as a yes!!
Fluffy: Purr.
Rito: Fluffy wants to be flower girl!
(As this ordeal is taking place, Tommy's throw is still flying off into the corner when one depressed Wes happens to be sitting. . .)
Wes: I'm nothing but a ruiner. I didn't even catch the pretty flowers. I was going to give them to Jen to say I'm sorry. But she got them herself. She doesn't even need me! (something lands on his head) Hey what's this? Jen, I got you this headband to say I'm sorry.
Jen: That's not a headband. That's a guarder.
Wes: A what?
Jen: Tommy threw this so it means that whoever caught it is supposed to marry whoever caught the flowers Kat threw.
Wes: Who caught the flowers?
Jen: I did. Aww crap.
Wes: See, it's fate!! We're meant to be together!!
Jen: Whatever.
Wes: We're soul mates!!
Jen: I'm not listening to this.
Wes: I'm gonna marry Jen! I'm gonna marry Jen!!
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(A little while later, our newlyweds take the dance floor to dance to their wedding song. The band strikes up, and the GERMs jump on stage to sing "Forever". . .the song from Full House.)
Eric and Merrick: If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: I asked the sky just what we had
Oooh
It showed forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: If the song I sing to you
Could fill your heart with joy
I'd sing forever.
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I've been so happy loving you
(As the "rock out" takes place Tommy and Jason reach out towards one another and mouth the words "I love you bro". Kat and Emily are oblivious to this.)
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: Let the love I have for you
Live in your heart
And be forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I've been so happy loving you
(During the second "rock out" Tommy and Jason push Kat and Emily out of the way, body slam each other, then embrace in a "bro hug" crying.)
Tommy: I'm gonna miss you bro!
Jason: You were the best roommate ever!
Tommy and Jason: Now we have to live with girls!!!!
Kat: Oh suck it up, we're gonna be right next store.
Emily: You'll be together everyday running that stupid dojo.
Tommy: It's not the same!
Eric and Merrick: If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever
(The third and final "rock out" takes place. Jen pries the boys away from each other. They reluctantly go back and dance with the girls until the end of the song.)
Rito and Goldar: Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I'll be so happy loving you.
Tommy: Girls! We have a surprise for you!
Kat: A surprise?
Emily: For us?
Jason: Yeah, close your eyes!
Tommy: No peeking.
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(The boys lead Kat and Emily out of the hotel back to the beach, right onto the space ship that Billy crashed earlier. It has a sign on it that says "Just Married" and old cans tied in random places.)
Jason: One more step.
Tommy: Okay open them!
Kat: What is this?
Jason: Honeymoon! Honeymoon!
Emily: We're taking a cruise!!
Tommy: Well this is a ship.
Jason: Yeah a "space" ship.
Tommy: We're going to "cruise" through space on our "ship".
Kat: No way!
Emily: Quick Kat run!
(Tommy and Jason grab the girls before they even get a chance to run and throw them on the ship. They quickly close and lock the door.)
Kat: (banging on the door) Help! Let us out!
Emily: Someone please help!
Tommy: Do you have any idea how to fly this bro?
Jason: Nope, but I got someone to fly it for us!
Tommy: Good idea bro, who'd ya get?
Billy: Death! Death to you all!
(The girls look at Billy, look at Tommy and Jason, then look at each other and start to scream.)
Kat: GET US OUTTA HERE!
Emily: THERE'S A MANIAC ON BOARD!
Kat: Make that three!
Billy: No screaming! Or I will rip out your eyes with my spoon!
Emily: HELP!!!!
Tommy: Let's blast off!
Jason: To Triforia we go!
Kat and Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The ship blasts off)
Jason: I can't wait to see the Treys!
****************************************************** (Back on the beach, our two favorite robots are still attached to the magnetic platforms.)
Alpha 5: Well there go the biggest bunch of kooks to ever marry.
Alpha 6: Their kids are all gonna have something wrong with them.
Alpha 5: Do you think we're ever gonna get off this platform?
Alpha 6: I hope so.
Alpha 5: Help! If anyone is around, please get us off!
Alpha 6: We just need a little help please!
Alpha 5: Where's that kid when you need him? He's always looking to be involved.
Alpha 6: Heck, I'll even take TJ at this point.
Alpha 5: Anyone please!
Alpha 6: Wait I think I hear someone coming.
Ransik: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Alpha 5: Why is it you every single time?
Ransik: It seems the rule obsessed robots are in trouble again and need none other than me to bail them out!
Alpha 6: Look, we're sorry. Please just help us.
Ransik: I would help you, but I might be BREAKING a rule! Muh hahahahahaha!!
(Ransik walks away still laughing)
Alpha 5: Dammit!
Alpha 6: We're never going to get free!
Leo: I could use some help too! I've been hanging by my underwear for a good few hours now.
Alpha 5: No one cares about you!
Ransik: I've changed my mind. I came back to help you. I am a changed man.
Alpha 6: Really?
Ransik: NO! Hahahaha! Sucks to be you! See ya later! Or no I won't because you're going to be stuck and I'm not! Hahahahaha!
(Ransik walks off into the sunset laughing hysterically)
End Show.
(Tune in next time for the Power Rangers Challenge Extreme! Coming soon!!)
Wedding of the Century
Part 2
(When we last left our special, the GERMs were racing down the hallway atop Fluffy trying to get to Tommy and Jason before Jen could ruin their "oh so fashionable" tuxes.)
Eric: Faster Fluffy!
Merrick: We have to get to the boys!
Jen: Not if I can help it! HIYA!
(Jen slams her body into Fluffy sending the GERMs flying right into the broom closet where the Alphas are being held captive)
Rito: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alpha 5: Free! We're Free!
Alpha 6: Quick let's get outta here!
Goldar: I don't think so trashcans!
Eric: We still have plans for you!
(Eric, Merrick, and Goldar lunge at the Alphas as Rito closes the broom closet door once again. A few minutes later the door is opened again revealing the GERMs riding on Fluffy and the Alphas, now dressed in tuxes, walking behind chained to the back of the lion.)
Alpha 5: This is cruel and unusual punishment!
Rito: Watch it! Fluffy tends to get gassy!
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(Over at the boys' room. . .)
Tommy: I can't wait till Kat sees me in this outfit! She's gonna die! Jason: Yeah it must be cool to have the second best tux ever created.
Tommy: What do you me second?!
Jason: Let's not kid around here bro. It's pretty obvious who has the best outfit.
Tommy: Yeah me!
Jason: Ha! Gold and red look awesome together, Santa's little helper!
Tommy: What's that mean?! I have three colors! That's one more than you! More is more!
Jason: Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Tommy: Shut up! You, you wannabe Trey!
Jason: WHA!?
Tommy: And you're just jealous cuz you got Wes!
Jason: Low blow! Low Blow!
Tommy: It's fitting a wannabe for a wannabe!
Jason: That's it! You were a horrible leader!
Tommy: Then why did I have to replace you?
Jason: You're lucky I came back to bail you out!
Tommy: Whatever peace conference.
(The boys lunge at each other just as Jen flings the door open in a fit of rage to find Tommy and Jason rolling around on the ground beating the crap out of each other)
Jen: FREEZE! Tommy and Jason: Eep.
Jen: What is going on here?
Tommy: He started it!
Jason: No he started it!
Jen: I don't give a **** who started it! I just want it to end.
Tommy and Jason: Oh it's ending.
Tommy: Shut up!
Jason: You shut up!
Tommy and Jason: THE WEDDING IS OFF!
Jen: Like hell it is! (grabs the boys by the collars and slams them against the wall) Now you listen to me and you listen good! You are going to take off these thankfully ripped tuxes and put on your real ones! This wedding is not going to be a joke! You have five minutes. . .OR ELSE!
Tommy: But. . .
Jen: I'll tie your tie for you!
Tommy: Oh thank god.
Jen: Now MOVE IT!
(Jen lets go of the boys who run off to get ready in fear of the wrath of Jen.)
Jen: I'm leaving, now you two better be at the altar in two minutes or you are so dead.
Tommy and Jason: (saluting) Yes ma'am.
(Jen ties Tommy's tie and goes off to check on Wes)
Jason: Hey bro look what I still got.
Tommy: You are so lucky man!
Jason: I know.
Tommy: Too bad we ruined our outfits.
Jason: Sorry about that bro.
Tommy: Me too, let's never get purple with envy again.
Jason: Totally man.
Tommy: IC Wear needs to be more durable.
Jason: What's that mean.
Tommy: Dunno.
(The boys hear Jen's voice coming from down the hall)
Jen: ONE MINUTE!
Tommy and Jason: Eep.
Tommy: Ready to get married bro?
Jason: Totally bro.
Tommy and Jason: BRO!
(They body slam each other for the last time as bachelors)
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(On the beach, the guests have all arrived and are awaiting the start of the wedding. The grooms, along with best men Zedd and Wes are standing on the altar next to a magnetic platform where Goldar and Rito have trapped the Alphas.)
Alpha 5: Why, may I ask, are we on the altar?
Rito: You're the priests silly.
Alpha 6: We're the what?! And who the hell was smart enough to think of getting a magnetic platform?!
Alpha 5: We're not even ordained.
Goldar: Oh yes you are. (Holds up certificates) We signed you up online.
Rito: And Fluffy thought of the platform. He's a genius. Aint that right Fluf?
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says E equals MC squared.
Alpha 6: We don't even know how to perform a ceremony.
Goldar: Well you better figure it out.
Rito: Let's go sit down. It's time to start!
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(Trumpets Blare as the flower girls/ring dudes skip up the aisle)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best sixth rangers of all time.
Eric: We are flower girls.
Merrick: Slash ring dudes.
Eric: Stop giving us funny looks.
Merrick: You're being very rude.
Eric: You are just jealous.
Merrick: You wish you looked this hott.
Eric: IC Wear is all the rage.
Merrick: And you all are just NOT.
(After Team IC is done their little ditty, Jen (the maid of honor) walks down the aisle. When she comes to the altar she smacks Eric and Merrick upside the head and takes her spot.)
Eric: Ow!
Merrick: Jealous!
(Then finally the wedding march starts to play and Kat and Emily start to walk down the aisle. As they're walking, Jason takes off his tie, gives Jen a dirty look, pulls that hideous gold tie from Eric and Merrick out of his pocket, and clips it on.)
Jason: (smiling ear to ear) Perfect.
Jen: Crap.
(The girls finally reach the altar. Emily looks over to Jason and her jaw hits the floor.)
Emily: Oh. My. God.
Jason: Hey honey!
Kat: Tommy you are so lucky you didn't pull a stunt like that.
Tommy: Mine got ripped.
Alpha 5: Ahem.
Jason: God bless you.
Tommy: Need a tissue?
Alpha 6: Robots don't sneeze.
Jason: Oh yeah?
Tommy: Then what did he just do?
Alpha 5: Forget it! Let's get this over with.
Alpha 6: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these men and these women in holy matrimony.
Jason: But not all together.
Tommy: Yeah I'm with her. (points to Kat)
Jason: And I'm with her. (points to Emily)
Zedd: No shit sherlocks.
Jason: That's Detective 00Jason! Private I.
Tommy: And I was a Doctor!
Jason: And the girls were maids!
Emily: Jason. Jason, dear.
Jason: Yeah Em.
Emily: FOCUS! (Slaps him upside the head) Jason: OW! What was that for?
Emily: Go ahead Alphas.
Alpha 5: If anyone has any reason these people should be wed. And by that I mean Tommy and Kat and Jason and Emily.
Tommy: Thanks for clearing that up bro.
Jason: Yeah bro.
Alpha 5: Great, I'm a bro. Just dandy.
Alpha 6: Speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Just then a sound can be heard coming from above. It gradually gets louder until. . .CRASH! A space ship suddenly crashes right in the middle of the aisle)
Alpha 5: That's reason enough for me. Okay time to go.
Alpha 6: You can let us go now. Wedding's over.
(Kat and Emily start crying uncontrollably, Jen glares daggers at the Alphas, and Fluffy starts to growl.)
Alpha 5: Or we could just stand here.
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSOOOOON!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!
Kat and Emily: (still crying) That space ship is trying to ruin our wedding!
Alpha 5: Wait a minute. I know that space ship.
(Just then the ship's door swung open revealing. . .) Leo: That was a fun ride! (looks around) Hey Mike! You're not still mad about the race are you?
Mike: I'm gonna murder you!
(Mike lunges at Leo)
Leo: I'll take that as a yes! Ahhhh!
(Leo starts to run away but Mike's too fast)
Mike: WEDGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Leo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Mike walks off and hangs Leo from a nearby palm tree. As this is going on the other people on the ship begin to walk out.)
Trini: I can't believe we survived that.
Aisha: Well most of us did.
Tanya: White boy over there aint lookin' too hot.
Billy: (pointing a spoon at everyone) Death! Death to you all!
Aisha: Calm down whitey.
Tanya: Word.
Billy: Death I say!
(Cue Bulk and Skulls music)
Bulk: We're alive!
Skull: Yeah, alive!
Bulk: Ooh, a wedding. Would any of you fine ladies like to be my date? Skull: Yeah date.
Every girl: Ew!
Justin: Um, a little help here.
(Justin is still hanging from the door by his underwear, where Billy put him so long ago.)
Billy: No one touch him! If you touch him you'll get the unpopular ranger disease.
TJ: Here, I'll get you down.
Andros: It figures you would!
Karone: Who invited TJ?
Tommy: I thought we all agreed to pretend he was never a ranger!
Kim: I brought him as my date!
Kat: Home wrecker!
Rocky: I thought I was your date.
Kim: Here's some food. Go sit down.
Rocky: Alright!
Alpha 5: And we're still standing here.
Zack: Okay how about everyone just calm down.
Zhane: Who are you?
Zack: I'm the Zack man! Original Black Ranger.
Ashley: Oh, you're one of those Peace Conference freaks!
Jason: Hey!
Adam: Please everyone fighting is not the answer!
Everyone: SHUT UP FROG!
Cole: I want my lion back!
Rito: He's not yours!
Goldar: Na, na, na na, na!
Kat and Emily: (still crying) Make it stop!
Rita: You're all giving me a headache!
Tommy: (punching Billy) This is for crashing our wedding!
Jason: (Kicking Billy) and this is for making the girls cry!
Andros: (punching TJ) Eat this blue boy!
(An all out brawl breaks loose until. . .)
Jen: EVERYBODY FREEZE!
(The scene stills and everyone looks up at Jen in total silence until. . .)
Fluffy: (farts) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says excuse me. He couldn't hold it.
Jen: (face bright red about to explode.) EVERYBODY GET BACK TO YOU SEATS NOW! THIS WEDDING IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW. THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A NOISE IS SOOOOOOOOO DEAD.
(As everyone starts to take their seats again Wes trips and crashes into a row of chairs causing a domino effect of falls.) Jen: WES! This is why I said not to touch anything!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jen: Now all you people have five minutes to get this place cleaned up and ready for the wedding. If I come back and this mess isn't cleaned up, you will all regret coming here today!
(Jen walks off with Kat and Emily to calm them down.)
Ashley: That woman is scary.
Adam: Really scary.
Zedd: Try racing with her!! For that matter try racing with all of them!
Eric: And we'll have more good times on the Challenge Extreme!
Merrick: Oh yeah! Zedd is the ultimate team!
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOOO ED!
Kim: Hey I'll like be on the Challenge Extreme too!
Rocky: (with a mouthful of food) Me too!
Zack: And let's not forget the Zack man!
Zhane and Ashley: And us too!
Adam: I'll be there too!
Tanya: Shut up frog!
Aisha: But he's your partner.
Tanya: That's cuz Zack was already taken. . .by you!
Aisha: Word.
Adam: Well I feel appreciated.
Goldar: Plus we'll have all our favorite racers!
Zedd: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rito: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
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(Five minutes later the girls and Jen return and they pick up the wedding from where they left off.)
Alpha 6: We're not going through all that crap again.
Alpha 5: Look, do you all take each other?
Jason: Well I take Emily. But not Kat. Tommy would get mad.
Tommy: Same here, but vice versa.
Jason: Vice what-a? Dude have you been reading?
Tommy: Word of the day toilet paper.
Jason: Ah!
Alpha 6: Okkkkkkkkkkay. Tommy, do you take Kat?
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Alpha 6: Just dandy. Kat, do you take Tommy?
Kat: Yes.
Alpha 5: Okay they're good.
Tommy: Cah-ching!
Alpha 5: Jason, do you take Emily?
Jason: Oh yeah!!
Alpha 5: Emily, do you take Jason?
Emily: Yes.
Alpha 6: Great! You're married! I now pronounce you husbands and wives!
Alpha 5: You may now kiss the brides.
Jason: Just mine right?
Tommy: Yeah I aint kissing Emily.
Alpha 6: Jason, you kiss Emily. Tommy you kiss Kat.
Jason: Oh good.
Tommy: Thank God. No offense Em.
Emily: None taken.
(They kiss and everyone claps.)
Wes: Can I kiss Jen?
Jen: NO! You ruined the wedding!
Wes: Me?! What about TJ? And everyone else? And the ship?
Jen: YOU ruined the wedding Mr. Chair knocker over.
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Rito: (knocking Wes and the chairs over again) PARTY TIME!!!
Jen: WES!!!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
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(Everyone is now at Angel Grove hotel for the reception. Everyone's dancing about, having a good time when Wes clinks on his glass to get everyone's attention.)
Wes: Attention! I was Jason's best man. But I like to call myself Best Bro. (pauses for laughs. . .no one does ) Um. Right. Anyway. Words cannot express my feelings towards this happy couple; I think it will be best put in song. (points to the band) Hit it guys! (the tune of Go Gold Rangers starts to blare and Wes starts to sing. Jason gets up and starts to head bang.)
Wes: GO GOLD RANGER!
Emily: Oh no! Not again!
Jason: Oh yeah! Again!
Wes: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
Quick as lightning!
Strong as steel!
Watch out danger!
My bro's for real!
You know when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!!
All hero!
You can't stop him!
Gold Ranger!
He's not droppin'!
Watch out when lightning strikes
Its Gold Ranger!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!!
(As the song goes to it's instrumental Jason jumps onto the table and starts to go wild)
Emily: Sit down Jason!
Jason: NEVER! Dun dun, dun dun!
Wes: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAN-GER GOOOOOOO!
His power has no fear!
A golden force is here!
You know when thunder roars
It's GOLD RANGER!
When darkness comes to town!
Gold ranger can't back down!
Watch out!
Cuz lightning strikes!
It's GOLD RANGER!
GOLD!
RAN-GER!
GO!
Ranger!
Danger!
Ranger!
Here comes gold ranger!
WOAH!
(Yet another rock out)
Tommy: I never get songs!
Jason: Too bad bro.
Kat: (to Emily) Oh you poor thing.
Emily: It's like the song's gonna follow me to the grave. I hear it when I wake up, when I go to sleep. Over and over again.
Wes and Jason: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD
RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGEEEER!!
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLD RANGER!!
GO GOLD RANGER!
(As the song comes to an end Jason jumps up and down cheering.)
Jason: That was so totally AWESOME!!!!
Emily: (unenthused) Thanks Wes.
Wes: Just doing my part.
Rito: It's Ed's turn now!
Goldar: Everyone shut up!
Zedd: Yes. I wrote this speech in the bar earlier today. (everyone starts laughing) I'm being serious. That's when I found out I was the best man. (more laughter) Why do people mock my pain? (even more laughter)
Wes: He gets laughs! I got nothing!
Jen: That's because Zedd's a bro and you're not.
Wes: YES I AM!
Zedd: Anyway. I have known this couple for quite some time. I spent the better years of my life trying to destroy them. (laughter again) They both used to be evil, but then they turned into the goodiest freakin two shoes I've ever seen. All that helping people and so on. Drives me insane. But anyway they seem to make each other happy. All that loving and yadda, yadda, yadda. Just wait till you're married a few years. Ya forget to put the toilet seat down once and all the love flies right out the window. (laughter) This isn't funny! It's true! (laughter) Whatever. Congratulations. Apparently the GERMs and that crazy looking lion have put together some type of dance number. So without further ado (shudders) the GERMs and Fluffy.
(The tune of Go Green Ranger blares through the speakers and the GERMs run onto the dance floor wearing one-piece jumpsuits with zippers down the middle. All of them are green and all of them are overly glittery. Fluffy is wearing a pink tutu. They start twirling about and singing the words)
Eric: (doing his best Alpha 5 impression) Oh no! We have another problem! Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi! It's Dragon Zord in Battle Mode.
Merrick: (as Zordon) It could only be an imposter.
Tommy: (pops up) Let me take him on Zordon!
Merrick: But you will be all alone against him Tommy.
Tommy: Give me this chance. I can handle him.
Kat: Oh God.
Jason: Shhh. Performance.
Merrick: Very well then. And let the power protect you!
Tommy: Alright! It's Morphin Time! DRAGON ZORD!
GERMs: Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Goldar's gonna get you tonight!
Goldar: Destroy the power rangers. Destroy the earth!
GERMs: Don't let Lord Zedd put a spell on your might!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Rito: Go Green Ranger! GO GO!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Tommy: Ya! Ziet Ya! Hiya! Cha! Time for the real Dragon Zord Power!
Rito: Go Green Ranger!
Go Green Ranger!
Tommy: Hang on! I'm coming aboard! Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ziet! Hiya! Huh.
(Fluffy making dragon noises)
Tommy: Alright! Now let's go get em!
(Fluffy making more dragon noises)
(Rock out. . .pan over to Zedd.)
Zedd: What?
GERMs: Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Goldar's gonna get you tonight!
Goldar: Send down the monsters to destroy the earth!
GERMs: Don't let Lord Zedd put a spell on your might!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Go Green Ranger go!
Rito: Go Green Ranger! GO GO!
(The song ends and Tommy jumps up and applauds)
Tommy: I LOVED it! Finally a song all about ME!!!!!
Goldar: Did you like it Kat?
Kat: Huh? Oh yeah, great.
Rito: We knew you would!
Eric: We were gonna make a song about you, but MERRICK couldn't think.
Merrick: You're the one who couldn't figure out enough words to rhyme with pink.
Eric: Whatever Merrick. You really stink.
Merrick: That's it! I'm going to get a drink!
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(A little while later Cole jumps up on a table to make an announcement. . .)
Cole: Attention everyone! Attention! The wildzords are going to perform a special dance for the newlyweds.
Maya: It's really cool.
Cole: I choreographed. Okay so without further ado. . .it's time to boogie down! Hit it guys!
(The band starts to play and the tune of "Jungle Boogie" is heard throughout the room. The zords dance and fly about with Cole and Maya groovin' on top of the Red Firebird.) Cole: Haha! I bet Red Lion's wishes he was dancing too!
Goldar: Our dance was better!
Rito: WAY BETTER!
Goldar: Don't worry Fluffy, you're a star!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Rito: Fluffy says he knows.
Tommy: Jungle Boogie! Oh yeah!!!
Jason: Whoever picked out this music has AWESOME taste!
Tommy: Totally, don't you agree girls?
Kat and Emily: (sarcastically) Yeah, the greatest.
Tommy and Jason: Then let's boogie down!
(Tommy and Jason grab the girls and drag them out on the dance floor. The girls just sort of stand there as Tommy and Jason spin in circles around them. The song starts to fade out, and the zords bow and leave the dance floor.)
Kat and Emily: Thank goodness.
Tommy and Jason: Aww man!!
Rito: It's time to throw the bouquets!!!
(All the girls. . .and the GERMs rush over)
Kat and Emily: One. . .Two. . .Three!
(They toss their bouquets. Kat's goes off to the left and Jen takes out everyone even remotely near it to get it. Emily's is caught by none other than. . .)
Rito: I got it! I got it! I'm a bride to be!!!
Goldar, Eric, and Merrick: No fair!
Tommy: Okay guys and bros out there, time to throw the guarders.
Jason: Hehe. I'm touching Emily's leg!
Tommy: I'm touching Kat's too!
Tommy and Jason: Hehehehehe! Hehehehehe!
Kat and Emily: Oh just throw them already!
Tommy and Jason: (spinning around in circles) Around and around it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!!!
(They throw the guarders. They go off in different directions. Jason's throw goes to the right and is caught by. . .)
Goldar: Ooh a headband! I needed one!
Rito: My handsome groom!
Goldar: Huh?
Rito: Here comes the bride!
(Rito jumps on Goldar who topples over)
Rito: Ed, will you be our maid of honor?
(Zedd gives out one big shudder and walks away)
Goldar: I take that as a yes!!
Fluffy: Purr.
Rito: Fluffy wants to be flower girl!
(As this ordeal is taking place, Tommy's throw is still flying off into the corner when one depressed Wes happens to be sitting. . .)
Wes: I'm nothing but a ruiner. I didn't even catch the pretty flowers. I was going to give them to Jen to say I'm sorry. But she got them herself. She doesn't even need me! (something lands on his head) Hey what's this? Jen, I got you this headband to say I'm sorry.
Jen: That's not a headband. That's a guarder.
Wes: A what?
Jen: Tommy threw this so it means that whoever caught it is supposed to marry whoever caught the flowers Kat threw.
Wes: Who caught the flowers?
Jen: I did. Aww crap.
Wes: See, it's fate!! We're meant to be together!!
Jen: Whatever.
Wes: We're soul mates!!
Jen: I'm not listening to this.
Wes: I'm gonna marry Jen! I'm gonna marry Jen!!
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(A little while later, our newlyweds take the dance floor to dance to their wedding song. The band strikes up, and the GERMs jump on stage to sing "Forever". . .the song from Full House.)
Eric and Merrick: If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: I asked the sky just what we had
Oooh
It showed forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: If the song I sing to you
Could fill your heart with joy
I'd sing forever.
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I've been so happy loving you
(As the "rock out" takes place Tommy and Jason reach out towards one another and mouth the words "I love you bro". Kat and Emily are oblivious to this.)
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Eric and Merrick: Let the love I have for you
Live in your heart
And be forever
Rito and Goldar: Together my love
Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I've been so happy loving you
(During the second "rock out" Tommy and Jason push Kat and Emily out of the way, body slam each other, then embrace in a "bro hug" crying.)
Tommy: I'm gonna miss you bro!
Jason: You were the best roommate ever!
Tommy and Jason: Now we have to live with girls!!!!
Kat: Oh suck it up, we're gonna be right next store.
Emily: You'll be together everyday running that stupid dojo.
Tommy: It's not the same!
Eric and Merrick: If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever
(The third and final "rock out" takes place. Jen pries the boys away from each other. They reluctantly go back and dance with the girls until the end of the song.)
Rito and Goldar: Forever
Forever
Eric and Merrick: I'll be so happy loving you.
Tommy: Girls! We have a surprise for you!
Kat: A surprise?
Emily: For us?
Jason: Yeah, close your eyes!
Tommy: No peeking.
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(The boys lead Kat and Emily out of the hotel back to the beach, right onto the space ship that Billy crashed earlier. It has a sign on it that says "Just Married" and old cans tied in random places.)
Jason: One more step.
Tommy: Okay open them!
Kat: What is this?
Jason: Honeymoon! Honeymoon!
Emily: We're taking a cruise!!
Tommy: Well this is a ship.
Jason: Yeah a "space" ship.
Tommy: We're going to "cruise" through space on our "ship".
Kat: No way!
Emily: Quick Kat run!
(Tommy and Jason grab the girls before they even get a chance to run and throw them on the ship. They quickly close and lock the door.)
Kat: (banging on the door) Help! Let us out!
Emily: Someone please help!
Tommy: Do you have any idea how to fly this bro?
Jason: Nope, but I got someone to fly it for us!
Tommy: Good idea bro, who'd ya get?
Billy: Death! Death to you all!
(The girls look at Billy, look at Tommy and Jason, then look at each other and start to scream.)
Kat: GET US OUTTA HERE!
Emily: THERE'S A MANIAC ON BOARD!
Kat: Make that three!
Billy: No screaming! Or I will rip out your eyes with my spoon!
Emily: HELP!!!!
Tommy: Let's blast off!
Jason: To Triforia we go!
Kat and Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The ship blasts off)
Jason: I can't wait to see the Treys!
****************************************************** (Back on the beach, our two favorite robots are still attached to the magnetic platforms.)
Alpha 5: Well there go the biggest bunch of kooks to ever marry.
Alpha 6: Their kids are all gonna have something wrong with them.
Alpha 5: Do you think we're ever gonna get off this platform?
Alpha 6: I hope so.
Alpha 5: Help! If anyone is around, please get us off!
Alpha 6: We just need a little help please!
Alpha 5: Where's that kid when you need him? He's always looking to be involved.
Alpha 6: Heck, I'll even take TJ at this point.
Alpha 5: Anyone please!
Alpha 6: Wait I think I hear someone coming.
Ransik: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Alpha 5: Why is it you every single time?
Ransik: It seems the rule obsessed robots are in trouble again and need none other than me to bail them out!
Alpha 6: Look, we're sorry. Please just help us.
Ransik: I would help you, but I might be BREAKING a rule! Muh hahahahahaha!!
(Ransik walks away still laughing)
Alpha 5: Dammit!
Alpha 6: We're never going to get free!
Leo: I could use some help too! I've been hanging by my underwear for a good few hours now.
Alpha 5: No one cares about you!
Ransik: I've changed my mind. I came back to help you. I am a changed man.
Alpha 6: Really?
Ransik: NO! Hahahaha! Sucks to be you! See ya later! Or no I won't because you're going to be stuck and I'm not! Hahahahaha!
(Ransik walks off into the sunset laughing hysterically)
End Show.
(Tune in next time for the Power Rangers Challenge Extreme! Coming soon!!)
