Mishima high school senior graduation.

Here we are at good ole' Mishima high. I always wanted to write that. Anyways, all the parents of the tekken fighters are there watchin their "lil' babies" growin up when something happens.

"HEY!!! Mishima!! Come out here and fight me like a man!!" yelled a voice outside.

"Don't come in here!!" yelled Kazuya.

"Ha ha! Now I have you right where I want you!" said Marshall in an evil voice.

"I warned you." said Kazuya.

"What the-Oh God HELP!!" screamed Marshall banging on the doors of the principal's office.

"What are you doing here anyway?" asked Marshall.

"Picking up my son's permanent record." said Kazuya.

"You're not supposed to do that." said Marshall.

The door opens.

"DON'T CLOSE THE-door." said Marshall and Kazuya hoping that the person coming in wouldn't close it.

"Great. Just great. Now not only am I stuck in here with you, but I'm stuck in here with you and the Xiaoyus isn't life grand?" said Marshall sarcastically.

"What are you doing here?" asked Marshall.

Xiaoyu's parents start talking some japanese jibberish.

"What are they saying?" asked Marshall.

"That they're looking fortheir daughter's lost teddy bear." said Kazuya.

"What 18 year old still sleeps with a teddy bear?" asked Marshall.

Door opens.

"DON'T CLOSE THE-door." they all said.

"Awww hell." said Kazuya.

"Why can't you just open the door from here?" asked Paul leaving the room.

"WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST DO!?!!" screamed Kazuya banging on the door and trying to turn the handle.

"What? What'd we do? I thought it was locked from the inside." said Nina.

"Poker?" asked Kazuya.

"Sure." said Marshall.

4 hours later.

"What the hell are you doing here? You don't even have kids. or skin?" said Nina looking at Yoshimitsu climbing in through the window for no reason.

"Hey, Yoshi, could you shut that window?" asked Nina.

"Yeah, lock it. It's raining out there." said Kazuya.

"OK." said Yoshimitsu smashing the lock on the window causing it to jam shut for good.

15 minutes later.

"Isn't that funny?" said Marshall.

"What?" asked Kazuya.

"We didn't think of using the window." said Marshall.

"There's a window in here?" asked Nina.

30 minutes later. (sorry about all the time segments)

"DON'T CLOSE THE-door." they all said.

"Huh?" asked Michelle closing the door behind her.

"Welcome to the we got locked in the principal's office of a high school and now we're stuck here until we find someone smart enough to listen to us and not to shut the door-club." said Yoshimitsu in one breath.

"How'd you do that?" asked Michelle and Julia at the same time.

"I have no skin. Or organs. But I live anyway." said Yoshimitsu.

"Excuse me." said Julia as she headed for the trash can and threw up.

"EWWWW!" said Xiaoyu's mom.

"I thought they didn't speak english." said Yoshimitsu.

"We are just learning." said Xiaoyu's dad.

"Honey!?" said Michelle as she headed for Julia.

"Uhhhhhh." moaned Julia.

"Here." said Yoshimitsu holding his hand out to help her off the ground.

Julia pukes at the sight of him.

"Sir, I think your armor is disturbing my daughter. Please take it off." said Michelle.

"Are you sure?" asked Yoshimitsu.

"Please sir." said Michelle.

"Really?" asked Yoshi.

"Yes." said Michelle.

"Really, really?" asked Yoshi.

"YES." said Michelle.

"Really, really really?" asked Yoshi.

"YES!! YES! NOW TAKE IT OFF!!" yelled Michelle.

"OK, but you'll regret it." said Yoshimitsu taking it off.

(if it isn't armor and it is his true ugliness. it's armor in this fic.)

"OH MY GOD!!! Are you free on Saturday?" screamed Michelle looking at what looked like a weird Backstreet Boy ® body.

"HELL NO!!" yelled someone's voice that sounded like Yoshimitsu's.

"How the-started Michelle as the costume unzipped and revealed Kunimitsu with a voice transmitter.

"Hey! That's not in the script!" said Kazuya.

"Well it is now!!" said Kunimitsu.

"DON'T CLOSE THE-door." they all said.

"Ooops?" said Hwoarang's mom and Jun.

"What are you doing in here?" asked Jun.

"Trapped." said Kunimitsu.

"Sorry we're late. The old fart had to watch his soaps first." said Lee.

"DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!!" screamed Kazuya.

"Well, since you are my idiot son, I shall ignore you further more and do the opposite." said Heihachi.

I CAN'T THINK ANY MORE AND IT'S LATE SO THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

PEACE. Lol AND STAY PUT FOR CHAPTER TWO! THIS ONE GETS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY. HEE HEE!!