"DON'T CLOSE THE---door." they all said.

"Oopsies!" said Xiaoyu (the Ling one).

"I'm'a oopsie your ass!!" said Nina.

"OOH! WHAT'S THIS?" asked Xiaoyu picking up a box.

"I dunno!!!! Open it!" said Marshall.

Xiaoyu opened a box that had another box inside wrapped with newspaper and a tag that read "DO NOT OPEN IF YOU WISH TO LIVE".

"What is it?" asked Jun.

"It says 'Do not open if you with to live.'" said Xiaoyu.

"Open it!" said Kazuya.

"KAZUYA!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING NICE TO OTHERS!?" asked Jun in a serious tone.

"OK!" said Xiaoyu unwrapping the paper to reveal the same thing but with wrapping paper that said 'Happy Barmitsfah' written all over it.

"Open it again!" yelled Lee.

"OK!" said Xiaoyu as she did it again..

1 hour later..

"Would you mind throwing that paper over there? I'm swimming in an ocean of it." said Kunimitsu.

"OK!" said Xiaoyu.

"And would you stop saying 'OK!' after everything we tell you to do?" asked Heihachi.

"OK!---OOPS." said Xiaoyu.

Xiaoyu finally gets down to the last wrappings and pulls out a mini laptop- ish thingy..

"What the fuck?" asked Kazuya.

"KAZUYA! This is the last time I'm gonna tell you to watch your language." said Jun

Xiaoyu starts to type on the laptop and yellow ribbons and ponies and girlie stuff starts appearing..

"Nice kitty, good kitty! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Nina running around with a cat on her face.

"Come here, Nina. Come here kitty!" said Julia.

The cat looks at Julia with those big anime puppy eyes..

"Awwww. You're so adorable! I think I'll name you---AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Son of a bitch!" said Julia.

"That's a weird name." said Kuni.

Then sugarsweet475 walks into the room..

Sugarsweet475: "GIVE ME THAT!!! I CAN'T HAVE YOU ALL SCRATCHED UP IN THIS FIC!!"

"Who are you?" asked Heihachi.

"I am the author. I can do anything to you that I want. NOW GIVE ME THAT YOU SISSY!!!" said Samantha. (that's my name)

"NO!!" said Xiaoyu clinging onto the laptop.

"YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY LAPTOP BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!!" said Samantha.

"Fine." said Xiaoyu.

"He he!!" said Samantha as she typed something and Xiaoyu went flying and got strapped to the ceiling fan.

"NOW IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO QUESTIONS MY POWER," said Samantha, "Well I technically don't have any power but I'm the author so I guess I could call it that." said Samantha as she left the room.

"What a freak!" said Nina.

"WHAT WAS THAT!!?" yelled Samantha as she slammed her head through the wall and looked at Nina.

"NOTHING!!" said Nina as she walked away.

"OWW!!!! Mental note, walls are bad. Even in your own fics." said Samantha as she left again.

"Hallelujah! A hole!" said Kunimitsu as she tried to climb through but was left in there when it was mysteriously sealed.

"HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!" said Kunimitsu.

"If the brick fits, pave it!" said Samantha as she walked away AGAIN.

"Don't you even think about touching my ass, Heihachi or I'll skin you with my feet!!!!" said Kunimitsu. (her ass was through the wall inside of the room and her head was in the hallway of the school.

"DON'T CLOSE THE---HOLE!!!!!" yelled Michelle as she failed to get all the way through and halves of her were seen from the outside and in.

"LEE, DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY ASS!!" said Michelle.

"What?" asked Yoshimitsu.(the real one)

"Kunimitsu's head's out there." said Marshall.

"O-K?" said Yoshimitsu as he teleported himself out into the hall.

"What'dyou want?" asked Kunimitsu.

"Oh yes, well I wanted to tell you it was noodle night." said Yoshi.

"Noodle night?" asked Michelle.

"YEAH, NOODLE NIGHT NOW GO HOWL AT THE MOON!!" said Yoshi as he put a muzzle on her.

"NOODLE NIGHT!!! I JUST HAVE TO MISS IT, DON'T I!?!" screamed Kunimitsu to the author.

"YEP!" said Samantha out of nowhere.

"Who's cookin'" asked Kuni.

"King decided to cook." said Yoshi.

"He's not even in the manji clan. Why did you let him?!" asked Kuni.

"The man knows how to throw a party! Have you ever tasted his chicken?" asked Yoshi.

"Oh yeah!" said Kuni as she began to have a flashback

BEGIN FLASHBACK!!

Tekken Barbecue 2002..

"Now it's time for the chicken eating contest!" announced Gun Jack.

"Here are the contestants: Eddy, Kunimitsu, Yoshimitsu, Xiaoyu, Wang, Ganryu, Jin, Kazuya and Christie." said Jack-2.

"All chicken is copyrighted and legally trademarked by Krazy Kinggie Bum Bum Inc. all profits go to King, or Armor King." said Kazuya reading a slip of paper in one of those really fast voices from a car commercial at the end when they skip the corny stuff.

"Awww, hell!" said Bryan.

"BEGIN!!!!!" screamed P-Jack.

"Oh, I can't eat any more!" said Xiaoyu falling down head first into a chicken wing that had a tiny nibble in it.

"OUCH!! HEARTBURN!!!" screamed Ganryu as he fell down.

"Hey, I gotta watch my figure." said Christie.

45 minutes later..

"Here is your winner, Eddy!!" said P-Jack.

END FLASHBACK!!

"Oh yeah!" said Kuni.

"You just said that before you had the flashback." said Yoshi.

"Could ya carve me outta here?" asked Kuni.

"OK. But only because it's Noodle Night." said Yoshi.

At a house in California..

"You can run, but you can't hide!!! I've got my eyes on you two!! This noodle night will be your last!!! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAAAAA(coughs)HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Samantha.

I told you it'd get funny. Until next time!! The next chapter will be called: Noodle night. (duh).