"Look! Raumon!" said Kunimitsu getting in line.
"I can't believe I got King to cook!" said Yoshimitsu.
All the tekken dudes pop outta nowhere..
"Who invited you anyways?" asked Armor King.
"Julia said that Michelle was muzzled by someone..have any ideas, YOSHI!?!?" yelled Nina.
"MMMMM! MFHMMMMM!?!" said Michelle restricted by the muzzle with the wall still around her. (in English: "Why the hell didn't you uncarve me!?!")
"YEAH! What she said!" said Lee.
"What ever makes you think it was me?" lied Yoshi.
"Here. Read what's on the side of it." said Kazuya.
Yoshimitsu read the words on the muzzle. They read: Property of Yoshimitsu of the Manji Clan. Return immediately or muzzle will explode.
"On what would you use an exploding muzzle on!?" asked Hwoarang's mom.
"Hey, we got a major radioactive dog problem!!" said Kuni.
"If you used an exploding muzzle on something radioactive, then wouldn't it make things a whole lot worse?!" asked Heihachi.
"Shut up, grandpa. If he wants to blow up the place, then let him. But all I know is that it wasn't me." said Jin popping outta nowhere.
"JIN! DON'T TALK THAT WAY TO YOUR GRANDFATHER!!" scolded Jun.
"Yes, mommy." said Jin.
"What a pansy." muttered King.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" asked Jin.
"Nothing." said King.
"Pansy." muttered King.
"What?!" yelled Jin.
"Pansy." said King.
"WHAT!?!" screamed Jin with the electricity flaring from his hands.
"PAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed King.
"It's true, isn't it!!?!" said Jin as he started to sob into Jun's shoulder.
"KING!! Say, you're sorry." said Jun.
"Not my fault that pansy boy can't take an insult." said King.
"I SAID APOLOGIZE , NOW OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FRIGGN NECK!!!!!" said Jun holding King above her head.
"Yes!!!! I'm sorry!!!" screamed King.
"Good." said Jun.
"Mommy?" said Jin.
"Yes, Jinnie-pie?" asked Jun.
"(I hate that name.)(thinking) "Why did you just act so evil?" asked Jin.
"Jin?" asked Jun.
"Yes?" asked Jin.
"SHUT UP." said Jun.
"Yes, mommy." said Jin.
" STOP IGNORING US AND TAKE THAT MUZZLE OFF OF MY MOTHER!!!" screamed Julia.
"Fine." said Yoshi as he took it off of her and threw it behind him and into the punch bowl.(punch and noodles..what an odd mix.)
"I hate you." said Michelle strangling Yoshi.
"A little back up?!" yelled Yoshi.
"No way, man! It's just getting' good!! A mechanized space ninja getting his ass whooped by..Michelle." said Nina.
"We'll be takin bets now!" said King.
"I bet a hundred on Michelle!" said Kazuya waving a bill in the air.
"Kazzie! I thought you knew better!" said Jun.
But I-
"Do it like this. I bet a thousand on Michelle!!!!" screamed Jun holding Kazuya over her head.
"What are you doing!?" asked Kazuya.
"I'm holding you now so I can shake you up and down later!" said Jun.
4 hours later..
"You do realize that you're on King's grill and that your hair is on fire, don't you?" asked Kunimitsu.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT TOOK JULIA 45 MINUTES TO DO THIS!!!" screamed Michelle running around in circles.
In a house in California..
"That's it! Dance, my little puppets! DANCE!!!! MUUUUAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Aw hell, why don't I just drop in and see how they're doing?" said Samantha as she typed something in on her keyboard and poofed away.
"Hello?" said Samantha in shock.
"HEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!" screamed Michelle.
"STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!!!" yelled Samantha.
"WHAT'S THAT!?" asked Michelle.
"DO WHAT IT SAYS!" yelled Samantha.
"EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" screamed Michelle.
"Don't move! I'll get the fire extinguisher!" said Samantha.
"Did..you..just..say...FIRE EXTINGUISHER!???!!!!!" screamed Kunimitsu.
Yoshimitsu goes into a fetal position..
What?! All I said was I was gonna get the-King puts his hand over Samantha's mouth.
"It all happened at the Christmas Party last year.." said Armor King as he starts a flashback.
BEGIN FLASHBACK!!!!!
"S-s-s-s-so c-c-cold!!" said Xiaoyu.
"S-S-S-SHUT UP!! IT W-W-W-WAS Y-YOUR F-F-F-FAULT WE H-H-H-H-HAD TO LOOK FOR OUR OWN T-T-T-TREE WHEN IT'S ONLY 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!" said Anna.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kunimitsu with her pigtails on fire.
"I'll save you!!" screamed Yoshi grabbing a fire extinguisher and clonking her with it knocking her out cold.
"Ooops." said Yoshi.
"Well, at least it's out." said Marduk.
"That is one UGLY ending!" said Eddy.
"Maybe we should help her." said Steve.
"How would we tell her?!" asked Lei.
"How'd it start?" asked Heihachi.
Bryan walks away, whistling with a flame thrower on his back..
END FLASHBACK!!!!
"So why is she mad if it was put out?" asked Samantha.
"She was bald for a month." said Nina.
Kunimitsu was on her hands and knees foaming at the mouth and barking like a rabid dog, (if she wasn't already rabid) wreaking havoc among noodle night on King's deck.
"MY DECK!!" screamed King.
"The poor demonic thing." said Jun.
"I suggest you hide, Yoshi..Yoshi? Where is he?" asked Jin.
"There!" said Xiaoyu pointing over to a mountain with a little dot on the top waving out Morse code.
"Every-man-for-him-self." read Marshall with his binoculars.
"HOWD'YA LIKE THAT?!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" yelled Kuni spinning around and spraying all the white foamy stuff all over.
"HIT THE DECK!!" screamed Lee.
Everyone looks at Lee.
"What?!" asked Lee.
1 hour later..
"That was the worst noodle night ever!" said some ninja dude in the background.
"Who's typing this!?!" asked Samantha as she tried to leave but couldn't.
"What's wrong?" asked Julia.
"I'm trapped in my own fan fiction with a bunch of lunatics and I wanna go home and take a hot bath, but I can't so now we're trapped at King's house and I don't have a boyfriend!!!! WHY!!!!!" screamed Samantha.
"It's OK, honey. We're not all lunatics." said Jun.
"I guess you're alright, but Kunimitsu WAS (KEYWORD, FOLKS) WAS OK until her little incident." said Samantha.
"Anyone up for beer? I gots plenty of it!" said King pointing to a 10 foot stack 12 packs of beer.
"No thanks, I don't drink." said Samantha.
"I wonder what's on TV." said Michelle trying to fit through the door but the wall surrounding her was restricting her path.
"HELP!!" screamed Michelle.
"Alright!" said Michelle as it disappeared.
"AWWW man!" said Michelle as it came back as soon as she sat on the couch.
WILL ANYONE FIND OUT WHO'S WRITING THIS THING!?! WILL I EVER GET OUTTA THIS HOUSE OF IDIOTS?!!
Kazuya: HEY!
Me: Sorry!!
Kazuya: You better be!!
Lee: Yeah! Just because we're idiots doesn't mean ya have to rub it in!!
Me: Actually, Kazuya's pretty cool.
Lee: Life sucks.
CHAPTER 4 IS ON THE WAY.
"I can't believe I got King to cook!" said Yoshimitsu.
All the tekken dudes pop outta nowhere..
"Who invited you anyways?" asked Armor King.
"Julia said that Michelle was muzzled by someone..have any ideas, YOSHI!?!?" yelled Nina.
"MMMMM! MFHMMMMM!?!" said Michelle restricted by the muzzle with the wall still around her. (in English: "Why the hell didn't you uncarve me!?!")
"YEAH! What she said!" said Lee.
"What ever makes you think it was me?" lied Yoshi.
"Here. Read what's on the side of it." said Kazuya.
Yoshimitsu read the words on the muzzle. They read: Property of Yoshimitsu of the Manji Clan. Return immediately or muzzle will explode.
"On what would you use an exploding muzzle on!?" asked Hwoarang's mom.
"Hey, we got a major radioactive dog problem!!" said Kuni.
"If you used an exploding muzzle on something radioactive, then wouldn't it make things a whole lot worse?!" asked Heihachi.
"Shut up, grandpa. If he wants to blow up the place, then let him. But all I know is that it wasn't me." said Jin popping outta nowhere.
"JIN! DON'T TALK THAT WAY TO YOUR GRANDFATHER!!" scolded Jun.
"Yes, mommy." said Jin.
"What a pansy." muttered King.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" asked Jin.
"Nothing." said King.
"Pansy." muttered King.
"What?!" yelled Jin.
"Pansy." said King.
"WHAT!?!" screamed Jin with the electricity flaring from his hands.
"PAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed King.
"It's true, isn't it!!?!" said Jin as he started to sob into Jun's shoulder.
"KING!! Say, you're sorry." said Jun.
"Not my fault that pansy boy can't take an insult." said King.
"I SAID APOLOGIZE , NOW OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FRIGGN NECK!!!!!" said Jun holding King above her head.
"Yes!!!! I'm sorry!!!" screamed King.
"Good." said Jun.
"Mommy?" said Jin.
"Yes, Jinnie-pie?" asked Jun.
"(I hate that name.)(thinking) "Why did you just act so evil?" asked Jin.
"Jin?" asked Jun.
"Yes?" asked Jin.
"SHUT UP." said Jun.
"Yes, mommy." said Jin.
" STOP IGNORING US AND TAKE THAT MUZZLE OFF OF MY MOTHER!!!" screamed Julia.
"Fine." said Yoshi as he took it off of her and threw it behind him and into the punch bowl.(punch and noodles..what an odd mix.)
"I hate you." said Michelle strangling Yoshi.
"A little back up?!" yelled Yoshi.
"No way, man! It's just getting' good!! A mechanized space ninja getting his ass whooped by..Michelle." said Nina.
"We'll be takin bets now!" said King.
"I bet a hundred on Michelle!" said Kazuya waving a bill in the air.
"Kazzie! I thought you knew better!" said Jun.
But I-
"Do it like this. I bet a thousand on Michelle!!!!" screamed Jun holding Kazuya over her head.
"What are you doing!?" asked Kazuya.
"I'm holding you now so I can shake you up and down later!" said Jun.
4 hours later..
"You do realize that you're on King's grill and that your hair is on fire, don't you?" asked Kunimitsu.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT TOOK JULIA 45 MINUTES TO DO THIS!!!" screamed Michelle running around in circles.
In a house in California..
"That's it! Dance, my little puppets! DANCE!!!! MUUUUAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Aw hell, why don't I just drop in and see how they're doing?" said Samantha as she typed something in on her keyboard and poofed away.
"Hello?" said Samantha in shock.
"HEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!" screamed Michelle.
"STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!!!" yelled Samantha.
"WHAT'S THAT!?" asked Michelle.
"DO WHAT IT SAYS!" yelled Samantha.
"EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" screamed Michelle.
"Don't move! I'll get the fire extinguisher!" said Samantha.
"Did..you..just..say...FIRE EXTINGUISHER!???!!!!!" screamed Kunimitsu.
Yoshimitsu goes into a fetal position..
What?! All I said was I was gonna get the-King puts his hand over Samantha's mouth.
"It all happened at the Christmas Party last year.." said Armor King as he starts a flashback.
BEGIN FLASHBACK!!!!!
"S-s-s-s-so c-c-cold!!" said Xiaoyu.
"S-S-S-SHUT UP!! IT W-W-W-WAS Y-YOUR F-F-F-FAULT WE H-H-H-H-HAD TO LOOK FOR OUR OWN T-T-T-TREE WHEN IT'S ONLY 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!" said Anna.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kunimitsu with her pigtails on fire.
"I'll save you!!" screamed Yoshi grabbing a fire extinguisher and clonking her with it knocking her out cold.
"Ooops." said Yoshi.
"Well, at least it's out." said Marduk.
"That is one UGLY ending!" said Eddy.
"Maybe we should help her." said Steve.
"How would we tell her?!" asked Lei.
"How'd it start?" asked Heihachi.
Bryan walks away, whistling with a flame thrower on his back..
END FLASHBACK!!!!
"So why is she mad if it was put out?" asked Samantha.
"She was bald for a month." said Nina.
Kunimitsu was on her hands and knees foaming at the mouth and barking like a rabid dog, (if she wasn't already rabid) wreaking havoc among noodle night on King's deck.
"MY DECK!!" screamed King.
"The poor demonic thing." said Jun.
"I suggest you hide, Yoshi..Yoshi? Where is he?" asked Jin.
"There!" said Xiaoyu pointing over to a mountain with a little dot on the top waving out Morse code.
"Every-man-for-him-self." read Marshall with his binoculars.
"HOWD'YA LIKE THAT?!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" yelled Kuni spinning around and spraying all the white foamy stuff all over.
"HIT THE DECK!!" screamed Lee.
Everyone looks at Lee.
"What?!" asked Lee.
1 hour later..
"That was the worst noodle night ever!" said some ninja dude in the background.
"Who's typing this!?!" asked Samantha as she tried to leave but couldn't.
"What's wrong?" asked Julia.
"I'm trapped in my own fan fiction with a bunch of lunatics and I wanna go home and take a hot bath, but I can't so now we're trapped at King's house and I don't have a boyfriend!!!! WHY!!!!!" screamed Samantha.
"It's OK, honey. We're not all lunatics." said Jun.
"I guess you're alright, but Kunimitsu WAS (KEYWORD, FOLKS) WAS OK until her little incident." said Samantha.
"Anyone up for beer? I gots plenty of it!" said King pointing to a 10 foot stack 12 packs of beer.
"No thanks, I don't drink." said Samantha.
"I wonder what's on TV." said Michelle trying to fit through the door but the wall surrounding her was restricting her path.
"HELP!!" screamed Michelle.
"Alright!" said Michelle as it disappeared.
"AWWW man!" said Michelle as it came back as soon as she sat on the couch.
WILL ANYONE FIND OUT WHO'S WRITING THIS THING!?! WILL I EVER GET OUTTA THIS HOUSE OF IDIOTS?!!
Kazuya: HEY!
Me: Sorry!!
Kazuya: You better be!!
Lee: Yeah! Just because we're idiots doesn't mean ya have to rub it in!!
Me: Actually, Kazuya's pretty cool.
Lee: Life sucks.
CHAPTER 4 IS ON THE WAY.
