* Sorry, it took longer than I wanted it to to post these chapters because of something weird that happened and I couldn't upload anything. But thank God it's working now!!

ON WIT DA FIC!!!!

Chapter 4: What have we done to deserve this:

"Man, there ain't nothing good on!!!" yelled Kazuya.

"Nuh, uh, uh!" said Jun waving her index finger in Kazuya's face.

"Uh, I mean....There isn't anything good on." said Kazuya.

"Could someone help me? It's not easy chisseling your mother out of a wall." said Julia with a hammer and chisel.

"I'll help!" said Ganryu.

"SHUT UP!!" said King pushing him out of the window and onto the ground feet below.

"OUCH." said Ganryu.

"Good." said Michelle.

"I miss my house." said Samantha.

"I miss my body." said Michelle.

"I miss my house, too." said King looking around at the over occupied house.

"OOHHHHHH!!!" they all said now getting what he said.

"I miss my slang." said Kazuya.

"Jin! Get the video camera! It's a Kazzie moment!" said Jun.

"Gotcha, mom!" said Jin.

"I miss my money, I miss my bed, I miss my purple suit, I miss my house!!" said Kazuya.

"YOU DO!!!??!" asked everyone in shock.

"Man, I'd give anything to live here instead of our house! Free GOOD cooking instead of the slop that Lee digs up from the dumpsters outside the compound." said Jin.

"Hey! They're not outside the compound! They're from the waste management center!" said Lee.

"That makes it even worse!!" screamed Jin, Jun, and Kazuya running to the bathroom.

"USE THE SPRAY WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!" yelled King.

"Lucky I always bring my secret stash of Pepto-Bismol!" said Heihachi guzzling down a bottle.(don't own it either)

"That's just nasty!" said Armor King.

Everyone backs away from Lee...

"What!?" asked Lee.

Back outside on the deck...

"HAHAHA!! HOW DOES THAT FEEL!!?!" screamed Kunimitsu.

Yoshimitsu tries to crawl in through the window and get's caught in a potato sack.... potato sack?

"HUH?! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! A GIANT RAT!!! EWWW! STEP ON IT, PAUL!" screamed Nina.

"EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKK!!!!!" screamed Paul like a little girl.

"I'LL GET IT!!!" screamed Armor King grabbing a battering ram.

"WHAT ARE YOU, MAD?! THAT'S MA' DADDY'S LUCKY BATTERING RAM!!!" screamed King.

"You're right!" said Armor King running upstairs and grabbing his own.

"Take that!!" yelled Armor King shoving Yoshi out the window.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Yoshi falling to the ground.

"Umm, do rats scream?" asked Paul.

"Ooops." said Armor King.

"I say we order a pizza!" said Eddy.

"Why? We can have him make it." said Christie pointing to King.

"Thanks!" said Lee.

"NOT YOU! YOU'LL POISON US!!" yelled Nina.

"Oh, POO!!!" said Lee running outside like a little girl.

"But we need sauce and cheese and stuff like that." said Steve.

"AAAAHHHH!!!" yelled Lee.

"What the-Kunimitsu." said King.

"Whoever is the owner of the white Sadan, you left your lights on." said Lee walking back in with his head through a chair.

"Well, I guess we'll have to pick who goes out there to get the stuff." said Julia.

"HEY! ARE YOU DONE IN THERE!?" asked King.

"Uh huh." said Jin, Jun, and Kazuya stumbling out of the bathroom.

"Get some paper bags." said Michelle.

"Thanks, sweetie." said Jun.

"Don't mention it." said Julia.

So they all draw straws to see who goes out to the store...

"Whoever gets the longest one gets the supplies." said Anna.

They all hold their straws out so everyone can see...

"Looks like it's you." said Heihachi.

"Why me?" asked Lee.

"JUST DO IT!!!" said Armor King shoving him out the door.

"What about Kunimitsu?" asked Lee.

"You know how to fight!" said King.

"But he sucks at it." said Kazuya.

"That's why I told him that." said King.

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WILL LEE SURVIVE? WILL I EVER FIND OUT WHO'S TYPING THIS!? AND WILL I EVER GET OUT OF HERE? CHAPTER FIVE IS ON THE WAY!!

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY ONLY 3 REVIEWERS WHO TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS STORY AND TOLD ME HOW I WAS DOING:

Ksim3000

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THANK YOU ALL. NOW... REVIEW MORE OR DON'T EXPECT ANOTHER CHAPTER FROM ME UNTIL I GET MORE REVIEWS!!!!

And make sure to check out my new story, Operation MASK.

Once again, thank you all.

Samantha.