In limo number 1.
"He lit the stove, didn't he." said Samantha.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Armor King.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!" yelled Eddy in his face-er mask.
"Why does King blow up in every one of your fanfictions?" asked Jun.
"Well, I do sort of hate the Kings-and then I sort of like them but I ain't writing this." said Samantha. (even though I really am....why am I saying this now?)
"Damn!" said Christie and Armor King together.
Jin starts to play taps on a trumpet that appeared outta nowhere.
"Don't do it. It was his fault." said Ganryu.
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-BIG PIECE OF CRAP!!" said Armor King.
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In limo number 2.
"Mum, excactly where are we going again?" asked Steve.
"Well that's simple! We're going to-um, we're going to-uh....where are we going?" asked Nina.
"Well, I guess since Nina was the one who was picked to choose where we're going, and since that was 3 hours ago, I'll chose!! We're going automatically to Nina's house to break and smash stuff and wreak havoc!!" said Yoshi.
"Hey! That's not fair!!" said Nina.
"SHUT UP! Now unless you want the end of this sword through your liver I suggest you say 'yes, it is fair, master Yoshimitsu, almighty king of all.'" said Yoshi holding the sword upclose to her lower body where her liver probably was.
"Yes, it is fair, master Yoshimitsu, almghty king of all." said Nina.
"Good." said Yoshi.
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In limo number 3.
"Man, are we there yet?" asked Hwoarang.
"Shut up." said Baek.
"Yes, sensei." said Hwoarang.
"Are we there yet?" asked Anna.
"Shut up, Anna." said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"Yes!" said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"Yes!" said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"BOTH OF Y'ALL, SHUT UP!!" said a shadowy figure.
"Undercover Brother?"(don't own it) they all asked as they stared.
"NO, YOU FOO'S! IT'S ME!!!! How come y'all can't even recognize me? I'm da only one in Tekken who's got a fro. Outta all dem pimps and hos-(excuse ma language but I had to say it)" said Tiger.
"When were you ever here?" asked Julia in the middle of trying to blowtorch Michelle out of the wall that had just turned to steel.
"When I got written into this thing, ya foo'" said Tiger.
"Alright, let's go to....the Mishima mansion." said Kuni.
"When were you ever in this car?" asked Anna.
"When I came from underneath of the seat after stealing all of your wall-I mean after I got finished uh, fixing the radio," said Kuni. "That was too close."
"Oh." said Michelle.
"But won't the doors be locked?" asked Hwoarang.
"Shut up, boy! Now, but won't the doors be locked?" asked Baek.
"Hello, I am a theif! A master theif! I can penetrate any security system!" said Kuni.
All of the limos line up and drop everyone off at a beach house.
"Hey, you can't do this to me!! I'm rich!" yelled Kazuya.
"Well, I did!!" yelled the driver.
"Oh well, at least I'm rich! Yes, honey, daddy loves you, too." said Kazuya hugging two HUGE sacks of money.
Crickets chrip as everything is silent for 15 seconds....
A cracking noise is heard.
"Damn crickets!!" yelled Samantha smashing the crickets that were chirping.
"I guess this is when we do something." said Paul.
Everyone jumps on Kazuya . "FREE CASH!!"
"Wait a minute, aren't almost all of us rich, anyways?" asked Nina.
"Like I said in Tekken Scavenger Hunt®,(OF ME!!! READ IT!!) rich+ Mishima's money=MORE RICH!" said Eddy.
"And like I said in Tekken Scavenger Hunt, So?" said Christie.
"Mishima's money+ more rich= more shopping." said Eddy reluctantly.
Christie takes Kunimitsu's dagger and attempts to stab Kazuya and misses and throws the dagger into the water.
"Ooops." said Christie.
"ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT A TORNADO OR SOME MANJI SPIN LOW KICKS?!!!" screamed Kuni.
"Mega ooops." said Christie.
"I'M WAITING FOR AN ANSWER!! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GRIND YOUR LITTLE HEAD THROUGH THAT FRUIT PROCESSOR!?!" yelled Kunimitsu.
The background turns into a 'Price is Right' background.
"What the-?" said Armor King.
"Yes and you have three choices to make in order to determine your slow and painful death!!" said Kunimitsu in a gameshow host voice.
"HEY!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO HER!" said Eddy.
"Oh, Haans!" called Kuni.
A huge swedish dude comes and turns Eddy into ground beef and puts him in one of those Styrofoam packages and puts a price tag on it that says: discount! $0.45!
"45 cents? Is that all I'm worth?!" asked Eddy.
"So anyway, do you want, A: to be run over by a trailer full of fat slobs repeatedly, B: want the beef treatment, or C: the mystery prize!? YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS!!!!!" said Kuni.
"I'll take the mystery prize." said Christie.
Today's mystery prize is: Anna holds up a card to the Tekken audience.
"YEAH!!!!" said the whole audience.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YOU'RE GONNA HAFTA WAIT UNTIL DA NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT BECAUSE IT'S 100 DEGREES AND I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT.
"He lit the stove, didn't he." said Samantha.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Armor King.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!" yelled Eddy in his face-er mask.
"Why does King blow up in every one of your fanfictions?" asked Jun.
"Well, I do sort of hate the Kings-and then I sort of like them but I ain't writing this." said Samantha. (even though I really am....why am I saying this now?)
"Damn!" said Christie and Armor King together.
Jin starts to play taps on a trumpet that appeared outta nowhere.
"Don't do it. It was his fault." said Ganryu.
"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-BIG PIECE OF CRAP!!" said Armor King.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In limo number 2.
"Mum, excactly where are we going again?" asked Steve.
"Well that's simple! We're going to-um, we're going to-uh....where are we going?" asked Nina.
"Well, I guess since Nina was the one who was picked to choose where we're going, and since that was 3 hours ago, I'll chose!! We're going automatically to Nina's house to break and smash stuff and wreak havoc!!" said Yoshi.
"Hey! That's not fair!!" said Nina.
"SHUT UP! Now unless you want the end of this sword through your liver I suggest you say 'yes, it is fair, master Yoshimitsu, almighty king of all.'" said Yoshi holding the sword upclose to her lower body where her liver probably was.
"Yes, it is fair, master Yoshimitsu, almghty king of all." said Nina.
"Good." said Yoshi.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In limo number 3.
"Man, are we there yet?" asked Hwoarang.
"Shut up." said Baek.
"Yes, sensei." said Hwoarang.
"Are we there yet?" asked Anna.
"Shut up, Anna." said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"Yes!" said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"Yes!" said Baek.
"No!" said Anna.
"BOTH OF Y'ALL, SHUT UP!!" said a shadowy figure.
"Undercover Brother?"(don't own it) they all asked as they stared.
"NO, YOU FOO'S! IT'S ME!!!! How come y'all can't even recognize me? I'm da only one in Tekken who's got a fro. Outta all dem pimps and hos-(excuse ma language but I had to say it)" said Tiger.
"When were you ever here?" asked Julia in the middle of trying to blowtorch Michelle out of the wall that had just turned to steel.
"When I got written into this thing, ya foo'" said Tiger.
"Alright, let's go to....the Mishima mansion." said Kuni.
"When were you ever in this car?" asked Anna.
"When I came from underneath of the seat after stealing all of your wall-I mean after I got finished uh, fixing the radio," said Kuni. "That was too close."
"Oh." said Michelle.
"But won't the doors be locked?" asked Hwoarang.
"Shut up, boy! Now, but won't the doors be locked?" asked Baek.
"Hello, I am a theif! A master theif! I can penetrate any security system!" said Kuni.
All of the limos line up and drop everyone off at a beach house.
"Hey, you can't do this to me!! I'm rich!" yelled Kazuya.
"Well, I did!!" yelled the driver.
"Oh well, at least I'm rich! Yes, honey, daddy loves you, too." said Kazuya hugging two HUGE sacks of money.
Crickets chrip as everything is silent for 15 seconds....
A cracking noise is heard.
"Damn crickets!!" yelled Samantha smashing the crickets that were chirping.
"I guess this is when we do something." said Paul.
Everyone jumps on Kazuya . "FREE CASH!!"
"Wait a minute, aren't almost all of us rich, anyways?" asked Nina.
"Like I said in Tekken Scavenger Hunt®,(OF ME!!! READ IT!!) rich+ Mishima's money=MORE RICH!" said Eddy.
"And like I said in Tekken Scavenger Hunt, So?" said Christie.
"Mishima's money+ more rich= more shopping." said Eddy reluctantly.
Christie takes Kunimitsu's dagger and attempts to stab Kazuya and misses and throws the dagger into the water.
"Ooops." said Christie.
"ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT A TORNADO OR SOME MANJI SPIN LOW KICKS?!!!" screamed Kuni.
"Mega ooops." said Christie.
"I'M WAITING FOR AN ANSWER!! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GRIND YOUR LITTLE HEAD THROUGH THAT FRUIT PROCESSOR!?!" yelled Kunimitsu.
The background turns into a 'Price is Right' background.
"What the-?" said Armor King.
"Yes and you have three choices to make in order to determine your slow and painful death!!" said Kunimitsu in a gameshow host voice.
"HEY!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO HER!" said Eddy.
"Oh, Haans!" called Kuni.
A huge swedish dude comes and turns Eddy into ground beef and puts him in one of those Styrofoam packages and puts a price tag on it that says: discount! $0.45!
"45 cents? Is that all I'm worth?!" asked Eddy.
"So anyway, do you want, A: to be run over by a trailer full of fat slobs repeatedly, B: want the beef treatment, or C: the mystery prize!? YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS!!!!!" said Kuni.
"I'll take the mystery prize." said Christie.
Today's mystery prize is: Anna holds up a card to the Tekken audience.
"YEAH!!!!" said the whole audience.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YOU'RE GONNA HAFTA WAIT UNTIL DA NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT BECAUSE IT'S 100 DEGREES AND I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT.
