We return to see Kunimitsu and Christie on a game show with Christie choosing her death after throwing Kuni's dagger into the water after trying to stab Kazuya to get his money. She chose the mystery prize. Now let's see what it was.

ON WIT DA FIC!!!!!!!

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"You have chosen the mystery prize! And your death will be caused by....not only having the beef treatment but you will be trapped in a closet with sweaty, fat Norwegian accordion players and will be forced to listen to their horrible music FOREVER, or at least until you die." said Kunimitsu.

"Hey! That's not fair!" said Christie.

"Oh, Antonio!" called Anna.

Some huge security guard takes Christie over to the fruit processor and turns her into ground beef and sticks her in the package.

"Ya, ve are gonna have big fun a-entertaining you." said some fat Norwegian dude.

"Ve hope you like our music, ya!" said another.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" yelled Christie.

"And folks, this lovely grind-master 8000 was worth an amazing 500 dollars!" said Anna.

"Alright, who wants it?" asked Kuni in a bored voice.

"OOH!! Now I can get some nutrition into your stomachs!!" said Jun grabbing it and looking at Jin, Kazuya and Lee.

"WHAT?!" they all asked.

"OK, what do we do now?" asked Samantha kicking down the plywood background.

"You think we should get Christie?" asked Julia.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" yelled Christie.

"I think she's had enough." said Kuni.

45 minutes later....

"So, tell me why he tried to eat you again." said Michelle looking at her.

"LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M A FREAKIN PACKET OF BEEF!!! BEEF!!! BEEEEEEEEFFFFFF, I TELL YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!" yelled Christie.

"Like I said before, what do we do now?" asked Samantha.

"I guess we could sleep for now. It's been hectic." said Jin.

"What do you mean? We don't know who's house this is!" said Jun.

5 minutes later....

"Man, I just know somethin's gonna happen!" said Julia crawling under a blanket and lying down on the floor.

"Don't worry, hun. It's gonna be OK," said Michelle. "Just try and get some sleep."

"ALONE!!!!!" yelled Michelle punching Ganryu.

"Aww man." said Ganryu.

"Hey, if we have to have animals in here, does that thing have to sleep on the couch?" asked Paul.

"HEY!! This is my kitty and she can sleep anywhere she wants because she's a lot more worthy than you freaks! Isn't that right, Kittymitsu?" said Yoshi.

Within a split second after Yoshi says the cat's name, Kunimitsu and Armor King run from downstairs and dive at the cat.

"KI-TTY-MIT-SU!?!!" growled Kuni and Armor King.

Kittymitsu flares up in 'pounce mode'

"What you got against the cat?" asked Jun.

"Ever wonder why they always wear those masks?" asked Armor King.

"Ouch." said Heihachi.

"It all happened back at the Tekken barbecue in 2000." said Armor King.

BEGIN FLASHBACK!!!!!!!

"Hi, King," said Jin.

"Hey." said King.

"Aww, look. I think it likes you." said Jin pointing to Kittymitsu curled up at King's feet.

"Aww. Hey there, kitty!" said King.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled King with Kittymitsu on his mask scratching and biting it.

3 minutes later....

"Hi, there!!" said Kuni picking up Kittymitsu.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Kuni.

1 minute later....

Gasps are heard all over the park....Nina and Jun pass out.

"Dear lord." said Yoshi looking at the cat mask lying in the grass.

"EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKK!!!!!" yelled Kuni.

In Sweden......

"AVALANCHE!!!" yelled a Swedish dude.

"Oh." said Paul.

Yoshi puts Kittymitsu in a steep chamber.

"Now no one can touch you!!" said Yoshi.

"Meow?" said Kittymitsu.

OPEN UP!! IT'S THE POLICE!!!!!

"See! I told you this wold happen!!" yelled Julia.

"Run, man! It's the fuzz!!!" yelled Marshall.

"Hey! Guess what?" asked Jun.

"What?" asked a police officer.

"Here's a picture of your mother's feet!!!" said Jun holding up a picture of some moldy crusty feet.

"Yeah right, lady." said an officer.

"Nina, it's AK-47 time." said Jin.

"ALRIGHT!!!" said Nina shooting the fuzz.

In back of the house.

(## means singing.)

Everyone: # OH GIVE ME A HOME! WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM! #

Eddy and Christie: # AND THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY!! #

Jun and Kazuya: # WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD!! #

Anna and Nina: # A DISCOURAGING WORD!! #

Everyone: # AND THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY ALL DAY!!! #

"Hey, this is pretty good! What is it?" asked Jin taking a bite out of some meat that looked like a hot dog on his stick.

"# COPPERS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!! #" sang Nina.

"NASTY!!" they all said as they spit it out.

10 seconds later....

"Oh well." They all said.

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Yes, and you can be a part of this too (next time I don't think you'll have to eat the fuzz.) if you review with your name and who you wanna kill.

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