Someone knocks on the door.
"Kazuya! Go see who it is!" yelled Jun.
"FINE!" yelled Kazuya.
"Hello? Who's there?!" yelled Kazuya.
"What's that box?" asked Jin.
"I don't know." said Kazuya.
Kazuya opens the box.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Kazuya.
"Kazzie!" yelled Jun.
"Help me, son!!" yelled Kazuya.
Everyone stares at Kazuya.
"WHY?! You weren't even at my high school graduation!! WAAAAAAAH!!" yelled Jin crying.
"Pansy." said Heihachi guzzling a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
"Ooh. Pretty lights." said Yoshi.
"What the--?" said Kuni.
Everyone watches as Kazuya gets sucked into a vortex of perpetual energy.
"I guess that's why it's called the box of doom." said Paul.
"What are we gonna do with that thing?" asked Anna.
"Shut up! Now, what are we gonna do with that thing?" said Baek.
"Close it up and mail it to Africa." said Nina.
"OK." said Jun.
1 month later, in Africa.
DOOM!!!
AAAHHHH!!!!
(CLICK CLICK) DOOM!!!!
"I wonder where that thing lead to." said Samantha.
"Maybe it lead to another dimension." said Baek.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US!?!" yelled Jun up into the sky.
"BECAUSE I CAN!!" yelled a voice.
"I wonder who that was." said Jin.
"I don't give a what." said Kuni.
"Meow." said Kittymitsu.
"Yoshi, that cat has got to go." said Armor King.
"Why!? She didn't do anything to you!" said Yoshi.
Armor King takes off his mask.
"LOOK AT THIS!!!! IT'S ALL SCRATCHED AND STITCHED UP ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN CAT!!!" yelled Armor King.
Everyone stares at Armor King.
"Right." said Armor King putting his mask on.
Everyone stares at Kuni.
"I ain't taking it off!" yelled Kuni.
Ganryu jumps the cage.
"LEEEEVE HER ALOOONE!!!" yelled Yoshi.
"This is for making me look at his face!!!" yelled Ganryu.
"I said leave her aloone!!!!" yelled Yoshi shooting Ganryu with a tranquilizer gun.
"So, now what do we do? Africa and Kazuya are in the 5th dimension and Armor King revealed his face." said Lee.
"I'm free!!" said Michelle.
"Finally!" said Julia.
"It's about time." said Ganryu running towards Julia.
Julia hits him in the head with a frying pan.
"I'm OK." said Ganryu.
"That's it. I'm calling a cab outta here." said Lee.
"Line's dead." said Jin.
"I think we're in trouble." said Nina.
"HOLD ME!!!" yelled Anna and Steve at the same time jumping into Nina's arms.
"Git off, Anna!! I don't mind Steve but you're my sister!!" said Nina.
"WHY? He's just as old as I am!" said Anna.
The power goes out.
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
"WHO THE HELL?" shouted everyone.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" yelled Lee.
"You are a disturbed man." said Marshall.
A giant claw comes towards Ganryu and slashes his head off and sends him into another box with a vortex of perpetual energy.
"I will get my revenge." belted Kittymitsu in a Barry White-ish voice.
And so, the world as we knew it came tumbling down and then got built all over again.
"Kazuya! Go see who it is!" yelled Jun.
"FINE!" yelled Kazuya.
"Hello? Who's there?!" yelled Kazuya.
"What's that box?" asked Jin.
"I don't know." said Kazuya.
Kazuya opens the box.
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Kazuya.
"Kazzie!" yelled Jun.
"Help me, son!!" yelled Kazuya.
Everyone stares at Kazuya.
"WHY?! You weren't even at my high school graduation!! WAAAAAAAH!!" yelled Jin crying.
"Pansy." said Heihachi guzzling a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
"Ooh. Pretty lights." said Yoshi.
"What the--?" said Kuni.
Everyone watches as Kazuya gets sucked into a vortex of perpetual energy.
"I guess that's why it's called the box of doom." said Paul.
"What are we gonna do with that thing?" asked Anna.
"Shut up! Now, what are we gonna do with that thing?" said Baek.
"Close it up and mail it to Africa." said Nina.
"OK." said Jun.
1 month later, in Africa.
DOOM!!!
AAAHHHH!!!!
(CLICK CLICK) DOOM!!!!
"I wonder where that thing lead to." said Samantha.
"Maybe it lead to another dimension." said Baek.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US!?!" yelled Jun up into the sky.
"BECAUSE I CAN!!" yelled a voice.
"I wonder who that was." said Jin.
"I don't give a what." said Kuni.
"Meow." said Kittymitsu.
"Yoshi, that cat has got to go." said Armor King.
"Why!? She didn't do anything to you!" said Yoshi.
Armor King takes off his mask.
"LOOK AT THIS!!!! IT'S ALL SCRATCHED AND STITCHED UP ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN CAT!!!" yelled Armor King.
Everyone stares at Armor King.
"Right." said Armor King putting his mask on.
Everyone stares at Kuni.
"I ain't taking it off!" yelled Kuni.
Ganryu jumps the cage.
"LEEEEVE HER ALOOONE!!!" yelled Yoshi.
"This is for making me look at his face!!!" yelled Ganryu.
"I said leave her aloone!!!!" yelled Yoshi shooting Ganryu with a tranquilizer gun.
"So, now what do we do? Africa and Kazuya are in the 5th dimension and Armor King revealed his face." said Lee.
"I'm free!!" said Michelle.
"Finally!" said Julia.
"It's about time." said Ganryu running towards Julia.
Julia hits him in the head with a frying pan.
"I'm OK." said Ganryu.
"That's it. I'm calling a cab outta here." said Lee.
"Line's dead." said Jin.
"I think we're in trouble." said Nina.
"HOLD ME!!!" yelled Anna and Steve at the same time jumping into Nina's arms.
"Git off, Anna!! I don't mind Steve but you're my sister!!" said Nina.
"WHY? He's just as old as I am!" said Anna.
The power goes out.
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
"WHO THE HELL?" shouted everyone.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" yelled Lee.
"You are a disturbed man." said Marshall.
A giant claw comes towards Ganryu and slashes his head off and sends him into another box with a vortex of perpetual energy.
"I will get my revenge." belted Kittymitsu in a Barry White-ish voice.
And so, the world as we knew it came tumbling down and then got built all over again.
