I do not own any of the characters.
Peach and Bowser ran down the hall looking for a room. They finally found a room with boo wallpaper
on one side, and toad wallpaper on the other.
Peach: Ok, were staying in this room.
Bowser: Fine by me.
At that same moment, the rest of the smashers found rooms, except link and dr.mario. They were
still standing in the lobby yelling at each other.
Link: HEY, I DO NOT LIKE THAT OLD LADY OVER THERE!!
Dr.mario: WELL, I DON'T LIKE THAT CAT IN THAT CHAIR!!
Link: Hey, that rhymes.
Dr. mario: I don't CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Link: Hey, were did every one go?
Dr. mario: OH NO, They must have went to pick there rooms.
Link: Then let's hurry before all the good rooms are gone.
They ran back and forth looking for a good room, but all they could fine is a ripped up, muddy,
and broken down room.
Link: No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Urrrr, this is all
your fault.
Dr.mario: MY FAULT, this is your fault.
Link: You want some of this ( holds his fist up?)
Dr.mario: Bring it on fairy boy.
Link: That's it, your going down!
The two of them ran at each other, but instead ran into the wall.
Link: Hi mommy, me pink and yummy and I like old women.
Dr.mario: Me lick big purplehat, and like cat.
Link: That rhymes, like......chimes.
Dr.mario: Me like bread, me like......bread.
The two of them fell on the ground with a dumb look on their face. At the same time, DK decided
to check out the pool room. When he got there he saw a funny looking guy crying on a pool table.
Dk: Hey, what is wrong with you?
funny looking guy: Hu, um well my name is Tonto, and I'm trying to make a commercial with a video
game character in it.
DK: TONTO, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tonto: Hey, aren't you suppose to talk like a dumb ape?
Dk: Hey, watch your mouth.
Tonto: Any way, Could you be in my commercial.
Dk: Me will do it for $500,000.
Tonto: Good, now in the commercial you will eat are new relaxing snack called, hapodont.
Dk: HAPODONT, HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tonto: Well any way, come with me so we can start filming.
Dk: OK.
kirbymcool11: Ok, DK dosn't no this but the hapodont has crazy mushrooms in it. Now on with the
story.
(In the filming room)
Tonto: Ok Dk, all you have to do is read the lines, and when it says to eat the hapodont, eat
the hapodont. You got all of that.
Dk: Me know how to read.
Tonto: Ok, lights, camera, action.
Dk: Hello, are you sick of your depressing lifes? Do you want to relax once in a while?
Well then do we have a product for you, hapodont. Yes folks, hapodont is the best snack when
you want to relax. It's good to (takes a bite of the hapodont.) This product is cheap cheap
CHEAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Tonto: CUT!!! Let's do another take DK.
Dk: Hello mommy, me like hapodont. It makes depressing lifes. It good, and birds like worms.
Look a bird a bird a bird! Come back birdie ( jumps out the window) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tonto: NO, I'm ruined, I'm ruined.
Meanwhile, Luigi was running from Samus. He tried to hug her while she was sleeping, but ended up
waking her.
Samus: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTEL GREEN SHRIMP.
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm to young to die!!
Samus: Your 40 years old.
Luigi: Fine, then I'm to old to die.
Samus: Your going down.
Luigi Was running so fast that he didn't see the bump in the hallway.
Luigi: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MARIOOOOO HELPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "SPLASH" gulb gulb gulb.
Samus: HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!!
The reason samus was laughing was that luigi had landed in to the artificial pond, and he didn't
know how to swim.
Luigi: Help me mario glub glub glub.
Luigi eventually got out with the help of captain falcon.
Luigi: Oh no, I was rescued by an ape.
Captian falcon: I am not an ape!!
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Peach and Bowser ran down the hall looking for a room. They finally found a room with boo wallpaper
on one side, and toad wallpaper on the other.
Peach: Ok, were staying in this room.
Bowser: Fine by me.
At that same moment, the rest of the smashers found rooms, except link and dr.mario. They were
still standing in the lobby yelling at each other.
Link: HEY, I DO NOT LIKE THAT OLD LADY OVER THERE!!
Dr.mario: WELL, I DON'T LIKE THAT CAT IN THAT CHAIR!!
Link: Hey, that rhymes.
Dr. mario: I don't CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Link: Hey, were did every one go?
Dr. mario: OH NO, They must have went to pick there rooms.
Link: Then let's hurry before all the good rooms are gone.
They ran back and forth looking for a good room, but all they could fine is a ripped up, muddy,
and broken down room.
Link: No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Urrrr, this is all
your fault.
Dr.mario: MY FAULT, this is your fault.
Link: You want some of this ( holds his fist up?)
Dr.mario: Bring it on fairy boy.
Link: That's it, your going down!
The two of them ran at each other, but instead ran into the wall.
Link: Hi mommy, me pink and yummy and I like old women.
Dr.mario: Me lick big purplehat, and like cat.
Link: That rhymes, like......chimes.
Dr.mario: Me like bread, me like......bread.
The two of them fell on the ground with a dumb look on their face. At the same time, DK decided
to check out the pool room. When he got there he saw a funny looking guy crying on a pool table.
Dk: Hey, what is wrong with you?
funny looking guy: Hu, um well my name is Tonto, and I'm trying to make a commercial with a video
game character in it.
DK: TONTO, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tonto: Hey, aren't you suppose to talk like a dumb ape?
Dk: Hey, watch your mouth.
Tonto: Any way, Could you be in my commercial.
Dk: Me will do it for $500,000.
Tonto: Good, now in the commercial you will eat are new relaxing snack called, hapodont.
Dk: HAPODONT, HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tonto: Well any way, come with me so we can start filming.
Dk: OK.
kirbymcool11: Ok, DK dosn't no this but the hapodont has crazy mushrooms in it. Now on with the
story.
(In the filming room)
Tonto: Ok Dk, all you have to do is read the lines, and when it says to eat the hapodont, eat
the hapodont. You got all of that.
Dk: Me know how to read.
Tonto: Ok, lights, camera, action.
Dk: Hello, are you sick of your depressing lifes? Do you want to relax once in a while?
Well then do we have a product for you, hapodont. Yes folks, hapodont is the best snack when
you want to relax. It's good to (takes a bite of the hapodont.) This product is cheap cheap
CHEAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Tonto: CUT!!! Let's do another take DK.
Dk: Hello mommy, me like hapodont. It makes depressing lifes. It good, and birds like worms.
Look a bird a bird a bird! Come back birdie ( jumps out the window) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tonto: NO, I'm ruined, I'm ruined.
Meanwhile, Luigi was running from Samus. He tried to hug her while she was sleeping, but ended up
waking her.
Samus: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTEL GREEN SHRIMP.
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm to young to die!!
Samus: Your 40 years old.
Luigi: Fine, then I'm to old to die.
Samus: Your going down.
Luigi Was running so fast that he didn't see the bump in the hallway.
Luigi: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MARIOOOOO HELPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "SPLASH" gulb gulb gulb.
Samus: HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!!
The reason samus was laughing was that luigi had landed in to the artificial pond, and he didn't
know how to swim.
Luigi: Help me mario glub glub glub.
Luigi eventually got out with the help of captain falcon.
Luigi: Oh no, I was rescued by an ape.
Captian falcon: I am not an ape!!
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