Honey I Shrunk The Monk

Chapter 1: A small problem

Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki nor Sanzo nor his bodysuit. Dang.

Inspired during Add Math class when my teacher said assume that you have 2 people who are 19 cm tall. . . .

UltraM2000: Yes, I like your imitation of micro Sanzo very much. So this fic is for her and Gu Bak Wan!!

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A bright wholesome morning. The kind detested by violent corrupt monks. The ikkou's tranquil breakfast is interrupted by a shrill squeal of minute proportions from Sanzo's room.

They barge in, only to be confronted by a pile of messy bedclothes. Sanzo is nowhere in sight.

Hakkai: Ano, where did Sanzo go?

Gojyo: Maybe the bozu's in the toilet.

They search the room and still find nothing. Then there is a small squeal of extreme annoyance from under one of the pillows.

Goku: *reaches under the pillow and pulls out. . .* SANZO!?!?!!?

Three-and-a-half inches worth of enraged Sanzo erupts into Goku's face with all the fury of an annoyed sparrow.

Sanzo: *in high, tinny chipmunk voice* KONO BAKAZARU!!!!! I've been screaming for you guys for the past half hour!

Hakkai and Gojyo: Gaaaaa. . . . *both nearly fainting*

Hakkai: It seems we have a small problem, eh, minasan? *laughs nervously*

Gojyo: Oh crap.