Honey I Shrunk The Monk
Chapter 1: A small problem
Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki nor Sanzo nor his bodysuit. Dang.
Inspired during Add Math class when my teacher said assume that you have 2 people who are 19 cm tall. . . .
UltraM2000: Yes, I like your imitation of micro Sanzo very much. So this fic is for her and Gu Bak Wan!!
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A bright wholesome morning. The kind detested by violent corrupt monks. The ikkou's tranquil breakfast is interrupted by a shrill squeal of minute proportions from Sanzo's room.
They barge in, only to be confronted by a pile of messy bedclothes. Sanzo is nowhere in sight.
Hakkai: Ano, where did Sanzo go?
Gojyo: Maybe the bozu's in the toilet.
They search the room and still find nothing. Then there is a small squeal of extreme annoyance from under one of the pillows.
Goku: *reaches under the pillow and pulls out. . .* SANZO!?!?!!?
Three-and-a-half inches worth of enraged Sanzo erupts into Goku's face with all the fury of an annoyed sparrow.
Sanzo: *in high, tinny chipmunk voice* KONO BAKAZARU!!!!! I've been screaming for you guys for the past half hour!
Hakkai and Gojyo: Gaaaaa. . . . *both nearly fainting*
Hakkai: It seems we have a small problem, eh, minasan? *laughs nervously*
Gojyo: Oh crap.
Chapter 1: A small problem
Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki nor Sanzo nor his bodysuit. Dang.
Inspired during Add Math class when my teacher said assume that you have 2 people who are 19 cm tall. . . .
UltraM2000: Yes, I like your imitation of micro Sanzo very much. So this fic is for her and Gu Bak Wan!!
***
A bright wholesome morning. The kind detested by violent corrupt monks. The ikkou's tranquil breakfast is interrupted by a shrill squeal of minute proportions from Sanzo's room.
They barge in, only to be confronted by a pile of messy bedclothes. Sanzo is nowhere in sight.
Hakkai: Ano, where did Sanzo go?
Gojyo: Maybe the bozu's in the toilet.
They search the room and still find nothing. Then there is a small squeal of extreme annoyance from under one of the pillows.
Goku: *reaches under the pillow and pulls out. . .* SANZO!?!?!!?
Three-and-a-half inches worth of enraged Sanzo erupts into Goku's face with all the fury of an annoyed sparrow.
Sanzo: *in high, tinny chipmunk voice* KONO BAKAZARU!!!!! I've been screaming for you guys for the past half hour!
Hakkai and Gojyo: Gaaaaa. . . . *both nearly fainting*
Hakkai: It seems we have a small problem, eh, minasan? *laughs nervously*
Gojyo: Oh crap.
