I don't own any of the characters, duh

Sorry I haven't written for a while, but I back and ready to cause misery

link: I don't want misery

kirbymcool11: Well to bad, now on with the story

_____________________________________________________________________________ Everyone came back to the main hall way, tiered, and boared

Kirby: I'm tired and bored.

Link: Then why don't we just go home.

Everyone: Ok, we don't care

kirbymcool11: Wait a minute, that's boring, I'm thinking, beach, yes the beach

bob: Do we have to?

Kirbymcool11: yes you... wait a minute, you're not in the story!

Bob: uh, uh, uh I am OUTA HERE!

kirbymcool11: Well that was strange any way go to the beach

So the smashers went to the beach and ended up having fun

Bowser:(on surf board) I'm the big kauhuna

ness: Yeah, you literally are

Bowser: Are you saying I'm fat?

Ness: Of course not, that was Captain Falcon

Bowser: oh, thanks (walks toward the captain)

Captain Falcon: Oh hi bowser what do you want?

Bowser: I want you to get ready to say your prays

Captin Falcon: Ok, (kneels down) now what?

Bowser: This(punches him so hard he flies to a dynomite factory)

Captin Flacon; Ow, that hurt

Suddenly the factory explodes and the captain is..... blown to a city of rabid koalas

Captain Falcon: WAAAAAAAAAA, OW, I WANT MY, OW, MOMMYYYY!

Meanwhile, back at the beach, Peach and Zelda were trying to get some food from the beach hut

Zelda: Ok, for the last time I want a pack of apricots, and some papas fritas

Peach: I didn't know you spoke spanish

Zelda: It's one of my many talents

Peach: Oh, and I'll have..(hmm, I know a little spanish, and I don't want
Zelda to look better than me, I'll try speaking in spanish)a gato's corazon,
and to drink I'll have some ojo's.

Zelda: your sure you want that?

Peach: yes I'm sure, oh look here comes are waiter

(by the way, I do know spanish pretty good)

Zelda: mmm apricots and french fries

Sudenly young link comes running up with a pencil

Young link: KILL THE APRICOTS!!!!( stabs the apricots until there all black,
then he does the same thing to the french fries)

(By the way, one of my friends actually did this to his apricots)

Zelda: Darn it, that's the 15 time this week

Peach: Well at least I'll get a good...WHAT THE HECK!!!

What Peach had ordered was a cat's heart, and a glass of eyes

Zelda: Told you you wouldn't eat it

Meanwhile, Link, Roy, and Marth were going to play volley ball against samus, nana,
and jigglypuff, The only problem was that they didn't have a ball

Roy: Ok, our choices for a ball are either jigglypuff, samus, links bomb, or a
ice ball made by nana.

Samus: YOU ARE NOT USING ME!!

Jigglypuff: OR ME!!

Marth: Roy!

Roy: What?

Marth: They are giving a free ball to any one who can beat pro wrestler Kill
McKill.

Roy: That seems kinda unfair

Marth: Yah, I know, but it's either that or using a hard chunk of ice or an
explosive

Roy: Good point, so let's go

They went to the wrestling ring to wrestle

some guy: Only one of you guys can wrestle

Roy: Hmmm, I know, Jigglypuff can wrestle

Link: WHAT, ARE YOU MAD, WE ONLY GET ONE CHANCE, AND YOUr GOING TO WASTE IT
BY USING THAT STUPID USELESS PUFFBALL!!!!!

Jigglypuf: Ahem

Link: Oop's, no offence

Roy: Link, listen I have a plan

Link: Ok then let's hear it

They whispered the plan and then got the puff pumped and ready to go

reff: I want a clean fight bla bla bla, now just wrestle

Kill MC kill: Your going down you little puff ball

Jigglypuff: No one calls me a puff

KILL MC KILL: I ain't no one, I'm Kenny MC kill, Or Kill MC kill

Jigglypuff: Let's go

Jiggly and the wrestler wrestle, and jiggly wins, by using Roy's plan.
The plan was to sing the wrestler to sleep, then to pound him to death. he was
knocked out and jiggly one

Stan:You #@#*&^ puff ball, YOU KILLED KENNY

Reff: Any way here's your ball

Roy: Yes, now we can play volley ball

Later that afternoon they had a sand castle contest

Judge: ready set go

Everyone made a good sand castle except for Mr. Game and Watch, and the bad
guy squished theirs. After that everyone went back to the hotel and went to
bed.

Well what did you think?