A/N: It's baaack! More mindless organized chaos! Aargh! The insanity! Aragorn and Legolas are in a Lothlorien Motel… madness follows!

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Chapter Two! THE CHAPTER YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D SEE!

          Legolas glanced at the TV warily. "What is this thing?"

          Aragorn, settling into the sofa, said, "It's a tel- eee- viii- sheeon!" He squinted at the TV guide.

          "A what?" Legolas asked, hands on hips.

          "They also call it a tee- vee," Aragorn smirked. He picked up the remote and pressed 'POWER'.

          Immediately, South Park came on. Legolas screamed and smashed it with a sledgehammer. Its final spluttering words were, "-You killed Kenny!"

          "Good work, Legolas," Aragorn yelled. "I was watching the tee- vee!" Angered, he threw the remote down and snatched the sledgehammer, throwing it out the window.

          A loud thud resounded from the yard, followed by a cracking noise. Aragorn grabbed his pack. "I'm going to see how that 'shower' works."

          Legolas poked the TV.

          It stared at him.

          Legolas' eyes grew wide. "I- will- not- blink!" he said, determined to win some unspoken staring contest.

          "What?" Aragorn asked, managing to brush his teeth with a Sonicare. "What are you- AARGH!"

          Legolas looked up. Aragorn rolled out of the bathroom, screaming, "TOOTHPASTE IN EYE! AAHHHH! STINGS! IT BURNS! IT BITES! IT FREEZES! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!"

          Aragorn began running around until he ran into a wall and was knocked unconscious. Suddenly, Gandalf burst through the door.

          "They're after me!"

          "What? Who?" Legolas surreptitiously rolled Aragorn under a bed while maintaining a straight face.

          "The SQUIRRELS! They think I'm nuts!" Gandalf screamed, waving his arms.

          "Oh, no, head injury," Legolas grabbed a tye-dyed turban from the cabinet and wrapped it around Gandalf's head.

          Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Legolas opened it slowly and two police officers rushed in. "Nobody move!"

          "What do you want?" Legolas squeaked. "I didn't mean to break the tee- vee!"

          The officers gave him a strange look. "Go and brush your hair," one said before turning to Gandalf. "You! We trailed you from the Moria basement, thieving that nice shiny sword! Now get your psychedelic butt out of here!"

          The second officer decided to sing the theme song from "Cops".

          "He-ey! I've heard that song on the tee-vee!" Aragorn's muffled voice came from under the bed.

          "What's this? Hey! Son of Arathorn! We've been looking for you, too!" the officers grabbed Aragorn and dragged him from under the bed. They looked back at Legolas. "You're in real trouble now! Take them away!"

          A/N: Uh-oh. Not good. I've actually sprayed toothpaste in my eye with a Sonicare. It really hurt; don't try it!