*Gasp* Thank you for reviewing, everyone! Oh, and in case anyone wanted to know how I got toothpaste in my eye, here it is:
Okay. So I was brushing my teeth and thinking. La la la la la. Life is good. Well, not really, but you get the idea. Before I can react, the Sonicare leaps out of my mouth and squirts me in the eye. I'm running around yelling, "AARGH! MY EYE! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!" Don't ever do that! Not only did it hurt, but it made me feel like a bigger idiot than normal… LOL.
A/N: NO! COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? MORE IDIOCY! CHAPTER THREE! GOD SAVE US! (And I'm on a sugar high, so everyone watch out! MWAHAHAHA!)
Chapter Three: The Tribute to ComputersThe cops shoved Aragorn, Legolas, and Gandalf into a jail cell. "You guys just sit tight, okay?" one said.
"Whatever happened to that 'guilty until proven innocent' routine?" Gandalf yelled. Aragorn poked him.
"Uhh, Gandalf," he whispered. "It was the other way around."
"What?" Gandalf looked around, confused.
"Take what you just said, and reverse it!"
"Huh? Come home, Lassie?" Gandalf fell into a drug-induced stupor.
Legolas rolled his eyes. "What a freak," he muttered. The police officers entered again, one holding a laptop computer.
"No way, John, I think we need pictures!" one of the cops yelled at the other.
"I'm serious too, Karl! Look at this picture! Look at the dark haired old man over there!" John said.
"I am NOT old!" Aragorn yelled.
"Hey! That's not him!" Karl shrieked. "That's my daughter's picture of Viggo Mortensen at that book-signing thing! Someone's gonna kill me!"
"Relax, we'll mail it home," John snatched the picture up and pulled out an envelope.
"Wouldn't it be faster to just bring it home after work?" Legolas asked.
"NO!" both men roared.
Karl and John stuffed the picture into the envelope and rushed over to the Nazgul Inc. building, home of the 24-hour delivery service- Wraith Ex.
Legolas eyed the computer. "Ooh! Look, Aragorn! They left that thing!" He pointed to the laptop.
Aragorn whistled. "It's a Lemba 2000 with- a Celeborn processing unit!" He grappled for the laptop.
Legolas squealed. "They have Descent 2!"
Aragorn immediately began tapping keys. "I love that game!" The screen popped up and Aragorn procured a joystick from somewhere inside his vest.
"Left! Left!" Legolas screamed.
"Shut up! I'm playing!" Aragorn yelled.
"FIRE! FIRE!" Legolas screeched in Aragorn's ear.
Aragorn grabbed Legolas' face with a hand and shoved the elf over. "Mmphhppgglllhhh!" Legolas said.
BLAMB! Aragorn screamed.
"I died! I DIED! The reactor killed me! You little devil incarnate!" Aragorn started pounding the keyboard with his fists. Snaps and cracks emanated from the keyboard.
"ARAGORN!" Legolas roared. Aragorn pulled out a hammer and started smashing the computer.
"You still had one life!"
"AARGH!" Aragorn threw the remains of the computer at the door just as Karl and John came back in.
"What in the-?" John yelled.
"Hey, good job!" Karl said happily. "Came close to doing the same thing a few days ago."
John knelt by the remains of the computer. "My poor baby!" he bawled, scooping the pieces into his arms and rocking them.
"He is very dysfunctional," Karl muttered. "Alright, guys, we're gonna have to separate you."
"STOP!" a tiny voice roared. Everyone turned towards the door where the small, furry-footed intruder stood.
A/N: I want to smash my computer at the moment *growl*
Descent 2 is one of my favorite computer games. Oh, yeah, type "DELSHIFTB" when you are playing and you get all the weapons in that level, kill all enemies, blow up the reactor, and transport to the exit. The only evil part is: you get a big fat score of 0. -_-
