HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M BAACK!

Disclaimer: sadly, I don't own yyh. If I did, Hiei would've been all mine!

~ Hiei blows up Kurama's mansion

Yusuke: Wow, Kurama! How did you manage to buy this mansion?

Kurama: With the money I won from a gardening contest

Kuwabara: You probably cheated

Kurama: No I didn't!

Kuwabara: Whatever.

Hiei: Hn

Yusuke: What does 'Hn' mean!?

Hiei: I use that phrase whenever I am bored or when I don't want to answer a question

Yusuke: oh

Kuwabara: I'm thirsty

Kurama: The kitchen's about 1.4 miles away from here

Yusuke, Hiei: O.O

Kurama: Just walk south from here, then make a left

Kuwabara: oh okay *walks away*

Hiei: I'll follow the baka to make sure that he doesn't get lost *disappears*

Kurama: Want to see my private dojo on my private island 20 miles from here?

Yusuke: Sure!

Kurama: Follow me to my private yacht.

Yusuke: okay

*Back to Kuwabara and Hiei*

Kuwabara: Whew! I made it without getting lost! *Opens the fridge and takes out a mountain dew* Um...how do I open cans again? Uh...Oh yeah! *Pulls out spirit sword shoves it through the can and also shoves it through the fridge* Opps...

Hiei: Baka! That's not how you destroy property! Dragon of the darkness flame! *Uses attack and destroys everything in a 15 mile radius* Hn.

Kuwabara: You blew up Kurama's mansion...

Hiei: Hn.

Kuwabara: I knew you well, Hiei

*Back to Yusuke and Kurama*

BOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!

Yusuke: Whoa! Kurama! Did you see that explosion?

Kurama: Yes I di- OH GOD MY MANSION!

Yusuke: O_o I'll bet it was Hiei. Kuwabara can't produce enough spirit energy to destroy 27 football fields, your 4-mile long mansion, and your 5-mile long garden!

Kurama: Hiei, you should start praying right about now...

*Back 2 Kuwabaka and Hiei*

Kuwabara: Hurry up with that will, Hiei

Hiei: ...and I want Koenma to know that he is a bratty 5000 year old toddler, and that Kurama is a smarta** fox-boy. This concludes my will. Hn. Sayonara~ Hiei Jaganshi... there, all done.

Kuwabara: Okay now you should figure out what your last words are gonna be. Like a confession or a farewell or somethin'.

Hiei: Okay *thinks* all right I have 2 confessions

Kuwabara: Okay

Kuwabara: Oh geez here they come!

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: HIEI!

Hiei: *runs away* ahhhhhhhhh

Kurama: *uses rose whip to catch him* Any last words?

Hiei: yeah. 1. Tell Yukina I'm her long lost brother. 2. I think Botan's hot

Yusuke, Kuwabara: O.O

Kurama: wow you're dumb.

Hiei: wha-?

Kurama: I'm not gonna kill you

Hiei: If you're not...then... opps... YOU BETTER NOT TELL BOTAN THAT I THINK SHE'S HOT!

Kurama: Maybe I will, maybe I won't!

Hiei: KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~

Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I finished the chappie!

~Warrior of Chaos