The Super Idiot Part II- The death ring tournament

Yuske- now come on we have a tournament to fight and win.

Hiei- he's right now stop fooling around kuwabara.

Kuwabara- (looking sad) man you guys are no fun.

Boton- now lets go we have to be there in 20 minutes for the first match.

Genkai- 20 minutes! How are we going to get there in time.

Kowinma- I've taken the liberty of having you all transported there at the Knifes Edge Hotel.

Boton- ok sir we'll be there as fast as we can.

Kurama- well you heard the lady lets go!

Hiei- right well I can go ahead and check us in if you want?

Yosuke- check us in why? Were going to be staying at the death hotel.

Hiei- good point.

Kuwabara- ha-ha who's the idiot now?

Narrator- at the same times Yuske made his shotgun, Hiei had his sword out, and kerama had his rose whip out.

Hiei- who's the idiot now? I think you are

Kuwabara- he he he ok I am

Narrator- At the hotel

Manager- ok come this way.

Narrator- they go into this big room where a big golden circle is

Manager- this is the transporter thingy, have a good safe trip

Narrator- as they go through they one by one enter the death ring stadium.

Yoshimo- and here comes team Yerameshy. They will be battling against the tough brakowski team. Which one of you wants to go first?

Genkai- I'll be first.

Yokiro- this must mean I'm first ha ha.

Yoshimo- and hear comes the first match genkai versus Yokiro, and begin

Narrator- with speed like light she moves and does her.

Genkai- Shotgun!

Yokiro- ah, ah, ah

Narrator- but then Yokiro dodges it and it hits the stands blowing up a lot of people with blood fling everywhere

Genkai- but how did you dodge it?

Yokiro- by moving fast duhh . Genkai- well I wont let it happen again, Spirit Gun

Narrator- Yokiro was caught off guard and got shot right in the head with blood fling everywhere.

Yoshimo- Wow that was it? Already wow the stunning genkai

Audience- boooooooo!

Genkai- shotgun!

Narrator- she shoots the audience again and a lot of blood flies all over the place.

Genkai- anyone else want to boo me?

Yoshimo- so who is up next?

Kero- I'm next.

Kuwabara- that means me!

Yoshimo- this is a match between Kero and kuwabara. Ready, Go!

Kero- ha, ha, ha you won't last very long against me buddy.

Kuwabara- we'll see about that, Spirit Sword!

Kero- come on just try it.

Narrator- kuwabara charges at him but Kero uses.

Kero- mystical portal!

Narrator- a big bubble comes out of keros hand and he sends it toward kuwabara, he starts slashing at it but he gets sucked in.

Kuwabara- hey let me out-!

Kero- bye, bye nimrod.

Yoshimo- And the winner is Kero, who's up next?

Hiei- I will.

Yoshimo- a match between Kero and hiei ready go!

Narrator- hiei using his ultrasonic speed takes out his sword and cuts keros head off in less than 10 seconds.

Yoshimo- once again that was a fast match, so who's up now?

Kagato- me!

Kurama- I will.

Yoshimo-This is a match between Kurama and Kagato ready go!

Kagato- death bomb!

Narrator- Kagato makes a big black thing comeout of both hands and then he throws them at kurama.

Kurama-What kind of attack is this.

Narrator- kurama narly misses it but Kagato keeps on sending bombs at him.

Kurama- this has gone on long enough Rose Whip!

Narrator- turning a ordinary rose he had into a whip he starts cutting the bombs in half.

Kagato- oh no out of bombs.

Narrator- kurama then he cuts Kagato in half and he dies

Yoshimo- another quick and interesting match, who's next?

Rinku- that would be me ha ha!

Yusuke- ah I've been waiting for a tough-

Kuwabara- no it's my turn!

Yusuke- what didn't he kill you asshole?

Kuwabara- no jackass he sent me to another fucking deserted ring and I had to fucking run all the way out of there

Hiei- oh wow such a long run, I saw you, it was in the other ring right fucking next to us moron!

Kuwabara- yea so what I still wanna fight the little kid

Yusuke ok kuwabara but if you die I'm not reviving you are moping you up

Kuwabara- ok

Rinku- ok but I might kill you does that bother you?

Kuwabara- ha you beat me that will never happen

Yoshimo- all right it's a match between rinku and kuwabara, ready go!

Kuwabara- all right kid come on give me your best fucking shot\

Rinku- I don't think so I might hurt you ya big jack ass

Kuwabara- you don't wanna hurt me? well your not going to believe me

Rinku- ok sir, serpent yo yos!

Narrator- when rinku said that, eight yo yos came out of his pocket and into his hand, he then shot them at kuwabara, wrapping around him, rinku sent kuwabara far into the sky.

Kuwabara- what the fuck? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Narrator- they then dug into kuwabaras skin cutting him

Rinku- sorry mister but I'm gonna have to kill you now

Kuwabara- no I can't lose, spirit sword! Huh how come it's not working?

Narrator- hey asshole I was gonna say that, I'm gonna fucking kill you bastard!

Kuwabara- geez man sorry I didn't mean to take your line

Narrator- yea you better be sorry, ahem back to business rinku was surprised that he couldn't cut the line so he dropped kuwabara

Kuwabara- hey he can't do that you fucking asshole!

Narrator- yes he can

Kuwabara- no he can't

Narrator- YES HE FUCKING CAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

Kuwabara- ok he can geez I didn't mean to bust your chops

Narrator- ok like I was saying rinku then dropped kuwabara but then he used spirit sword and made it into a javelin and kicked rinku

Kuwabara- yea take that kid

Rinku- ow mister that hurt

Kuwabara- loser

Rinku- that's it I'm gonna knock you out mister

Narrator- rinku then hits kuwabara eight times in the face and he gets knocked out

Rinku- sorry mister

Yoshimo- and the winner of this tournament is Rinku

Audience- yea Rinku

Chu- I'm next love

Yusuke- finally my turn

Chu- I'm not a pushover you know I'm the team captain

Yusuke- yea well so am I, so lets make it quick by doing a knife edge match

Chu- right you are lade I was gonna suggest it

Yoshimo- right so It's a knife edge match between Chu and yusuke, ready go!

Narrator- yusuke and Chu keep punching each other but it's not enough, not one has fallen yet

Chu- you're strong mate how do you do it?

Yusuke- thanx how I got this way was by long hard training

Chu- you don't say I'm getting pretty tired, what about you mate?

Yusuke- yea I guess I am

Chu- lets finish this then how about one head butt?

Yusuke- yea sure ok

Narrator- they both do a head butt, but Chu falls down immediately after unconscious

Kaiko- yea yusuke

Narrator- at the hotel

Kaiko- yusuke you were great out there

Yusuke- thanx Kaiko but I really need to rest

Kaiko- I understand bye yusuke.

Narrator- next day after the tournament

Hiei- that was easy mostly because they forfeited

Yusuke- yea I guess so

Narrator- will team Yerameshy ever win the tournament, will kuwabara stop stealing my lines we'll find out in part three of the super idiot.