Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I don't own Harry Potter. Don't sue unless all you want is twenty-five cents and a gum wrapper J !
Recap: I thought I might add a little recap here for all of you bad peoples who decided not to read the first two chapters. Ok, Gohan got transported into the wizarding world as a joke, and he just met up with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, heading to their Transfiguration class.
Introductions
"My name is Gohan Son. And you are?"
"My GOD man, you mean you don't know who he is?!" shouted Ron angrily, gesturing at Harry.
"Uhhh… should I?" asked Gohan, staring blankly at Harry.
"Of COURSE you should!" replied Ron, "Does the name Harry Potter ring any bells?!"
"Umm… nope, sorry Harry. What're you famous for? Are you like, an actor or something?"
"No…" said Harry, slowly, "I was the one who survived You-Know-Who's attack."
"You-Know-Who?" asked Gohan, confused, "Who is THAT?!" All three kids' jaws dropped. It was Hermione who recovered first.
"You're… not… a wizard… are you?" she said quietly.
"A wizard?! No of course not!! I don't even believe in wizards, save for the ones in the stories that I tell my little brother." Harry, Ron, and Hermione's jaws dropped for a second time.
"Well then how the heck did you get into the castle?!" asked Ron.
"You would not believe me if I told you." said Gohan, exasperatedly.
"Try me." said Ron.
"OK then." said Gohan, sounding doubtful, "Well, I was finishing up my sparring match with my little brother when my mom called us in for breakfast. My dad and my brother went on ahead, but I had to get my training gear, so I went back for it. I was just reaching for my stuff when some kid yelled out 'Transportatia' and I ended up in some woods over there." he gestured vaguely over toward the Forbidden Forest, "Then I got up and decided to see if I could get any help at this castle, and I flew to the window, and you guys let me in, and here we are."
"Who transported him here?" wondered Harry.
"How is he gonna get home?" thought Ron.
"How could he see the Castle?" said Hermione. Harry, Ron, and Gohan looked at her.
"Excuse me?" said Gohan, "What do you mean how can I see the castle? It's kind of hard to miss, I mean it's in plain view!"
"No," said Hermione, distracted, "I mean how could you see it? This castle is only visible to those of magical blood." she eyed him suspiciously, "You don't have any magical blood in you, do you?"
"What do you mean by magic?" asked Gohan, "I mean, some people consider it magic that I can fly, and others think it's magical that I can turn into a Super Saiyan, and still others think that it's magic when I shoot Ki blasts out of my hands, so I guess it's all in how you look at it." Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at Gohan, unable to react to this newest list of accomplishments.
"Ok," said Ron, finally, "So how do you fly without a broomstick?"
"How can you fly with a broomstick?" countered Gohan, "Are you trying to tell me that you guys are real, live, wizards?!"
