Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I don't own Harry Potter. Don't sue, I'm broke. (and my Surge is gone. But I'll get more!! ;p)

Aseku: Hey guys, I hope that you enjoy my story!

Snape: Why haven't I been in this story yet?!

Aseku: Oh I'm sorry Severus! Aww, poor Severus. He's feeling left out!

Snape: Yes, well, just don't let it happen again.

Aseku: Here, let me make you feel better. (holds out her arms and moves forward)

Snape: Wait, wait a minute! What are you doing?! Get away from me!! (runs off)

Aseku: HUGS FOR SEVERUS!!!!!! (runs after him)

Potions Class

"You're late, Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Ms. Granger." snapped Professor Snape, as soon as they walked in the door, " You'd better have a good excuse for this one. And who is this with you?"

"This is Gohan Son, Professor Snape." said Harry, handing Snape the note, "And we've got a pass from Professor Dumbledore, as we were in his office." Snape examined the note carefully.

"Well, what are you waiting for?!" Snape yelled, obviously angry that Harry had once again managed to avoid getting in trouble, "Get to your seats and stay quiet." The kids did as they were told, and Gohan followed Ron and Harry to their table. "And that's five points for Gryffindor for being rude, Potter." Added Snape, grinning maliciously. As soon as Harry and Ron sat down at their table, Malfoy leaned over and whispered,

"So who's your new friend, Potter? Another freak, like you?"

"Shove off, Malfoy." whispered Ron, angrily, "Leave us alone."

"Is this the boy you were talking about?" asked Gohan, turning around to face Malfoy.

"Yeah." replied Harry, "This is Malfoy."

"So," Malfoy said, looking at Gohan, "Are you another one of Potter's misfit friends?"

"Hello there." said Gohan, "My name is Gohan Son, and you must be Malfoy."

"That's right." said Malfoy, eyeing Gohan's impressive physique, and feeling somewhat intimidated, "What of it?"

"Well" said Gohan, "Harry told me that you're always picking on him and his friends, so he asked me to ask you to stop. Thanks in advance!!" Gohan grinned down at Malfoy, earning himself a disgusted sneer.

"You honestly think that is going to stop me from picking on him?" he sneered, halfway between laughter and disgustion, "Come on! For someone so strong, you brain doesn't seem to be too strong." That touched a nerve. Gohan had to fight to control his urge to dive at Malfoy.

"For your information," he said, through gritted teeth, "I spent almost every waking moment of my early life studying with my mother. I skipped three grades. I can go to the college of my choosing, for free. Don't you DARE call me stupid." Malfoy could sense the battle going on inside Gohan, and though Gohan's twitching eye, he could tell which side was winning. To avoid getting hurt, he quickly turned back around to face the front of the class, where Snape was lecturing them on the preparation of the Air potion, which made the drinker as light as air. Snape paused for a moment and looked up to see Gohan's shaking hand in the air.

"What?!" he snapped, annoyed that someone dared to ask him a question.

"Sir, may I be excused to go outside for a while?" he asked, restraining the anger in his voice to a bare minimum.

"Why?!" asked Snape, glaring at Gohan evilly.

"Because I do not wish to hurt anyone in this classroom." replied Gohan, looking back steadily, his eyes flickering to and from Malfoy in an instant.

"No you may not. You will simply have to control your anger." replied Snape, grinning nastily. In a flash, Gohan was at the front of the room. Grabbing Snape by the front of the robes, he yanked him up to eye level and said through gritted teeth,

"You don't seem to understand me, sir. I need to get out of here, NOW!" If Snape was scared at the prospect of being mauled by a six-foot-tall, super-muscular, angry alien, he hid it well.

"I suppose." he said, with the barest hint of fear in his voice, "But I'll expect you back in about 10 minutes. Understood?" But Professor Snape never got an answer from Gohan. He was already gone, out through the door in a flash. Snape looked quickly at Harry, taking all of his anger out on him. "There's another five points your friend has lost for Gryffindor." he said, maliciously. Harry was about to complain at the lack of justice, but he stopped himself just in time. Closing his mouth with a snap, he stared straight ahead of him, not seeing, or at least not reacting to, Malfoy's evil grin of triumph. Harry had plans to get them back. He had plans… for revenge.

Sorry the chapters are so short people, and sorry it's been so long in between updates, and thanks to all my loyal reviewers!! I promise to try and do better in the future!!

Laven: …

Aseku: NANI?!?! According to Laven, there are some children trapped down a well!! I'm off to play hero!! Fare thee well!!! (runs off)

Laven: …

Aseku: (poking her head back in) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO CHILDREN TRAPPED IN A WELL?!?! Oh I see, that was just another distraction so that I don't get my next chapter written. Well HA HA because I'm not listening this time.

Laven: …

Aseku: What do you mean you didn't do it last time?! You sure did!! I searched all over Antarctica and I NEVER found any lost pack of Eskimos.

Laven: …

Aseku: Oh sure, NOW it was "only a joke"! Tell that to all of my loyal reviewers who had to wait a month or more for the next chapter!!

Laven: …

Aseku: …Well… that was certainly uncalled for. That's it mister, no more Anime for you.

Laven: …

Aseku: WHAT?!?! I'm coming you poor, lost little children!!! HANG ON!!!! (runs off)