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Author's Note: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!! I LOVE you people!! Wow, such a response for the random people in the hallways thing! I never would have guessed!! I have had several people ask me about going out with Gohan. I'm not entirely sure that's such a good idea. Remember guys, Gohan does have Videl. I can't decide whether or not this is a good idea. So I would really appreciate if you would leave me your opinions in your reviews. It would help me out a lot. Also, if I decide to let someone go out with Gohan, this is how it will work: I will post an author's note saying that I have decided to let someone go out with Gohan. Then, the first person to leave me a review asking to go out with Gohan gets him. PLEASE NOTE: By the first person to leave a review, I mean AFTER I have the story posted and everything. Oh, and I know this may seem unfair to some of you who reviewed earlier, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. If you don't like it, flame me and never darken my story again with your evil presence. Thanx! Bye!

The Only Thing Harry Can't Handle

Gohan sighed and stretched out by the lake. He couldn't believe himself. He had actually snapped at a teacher. He felt horrible with himself. Taking a few more deep breathes of the cool clean air, he started flying slowly back into the castle. He landed softly inside the Entrance Hall, and looked around. Suddenly, panic overtook him. He didn't realize anything here! He had been in such a rush to get out of the castle earlier, that he hadn't looked where he was going. Silently he chided himself, promising to make better decisions from now on. Finally, he made up his mind to ask the next student he saw how to get down to Professor Snape's classroom. He saw a girl with brown curly hair and golden highlights coming down the stairs. Gohan saw his chance.

"Excuse me!" he called. The girl looked up, and he waved her over. "hi there." he said, once she had come over, "My name is Gohan Son, and I'm kind of new around here, so I was wondering if you could tell me how to get to Professor Snape's classroom?"

"Well it's nice to meet you Gohan. My name is Tiffany Kelly. Wow, you must be new here if you still call Snape 'Professor', and you think he's in a classroom. Ok, to get to Snape's dungeon, all you need to do is go down those stairs right there, hang a right, and he'll be the third dungeon on your left."

"Ok, thanks!" said Gohan, flashing her a smile, "I guess I'll see later!" And he strode away, down the stairs. About five minutes later, he was at the door that Tiffany had directed him to, and he was about to open it, when it opened and students started swarming out. Gohan saw Harry, and threaded his way through the crowd to where he was. Harry looked up.

"Hey Gohan." He said, in a dejected sort of way.

"What's wrong, Harry? I would have thought you'd be happy to be out of Potions." Said Gohan.

"Well I am happy to be out of Potions, but that doesn't help the fact that after you left Snape took about 20 more points away from Gryffindor." replied Harry, in that same, glum voice.

"Aw cheer up Harry." said Hermione, from behind them, "You know it wasn't your fault. Snape always picks on you."

"Yeah, it's not you, mate, it's him." said Ron, from beside them.

"Yeah, I know," said Harry, "But I still feel bad. I don't like losing points from Gryffindor."

"Don't worry about it, Harry. We'll just make them all up in Quidditch." said Ron, bracingly.

"Well, we've got an hour until Transfiguration, so let's head up to the Common Room." Said Hermione.

"Gee, and I was thinking you were going to say the Library." said Ron, sarcastically.

"Oh no," said Hermione, failing to notice the sarcasm, "I was just there a bit ago, and it's absolutely STUFFED with seventh years."

"Studying for their N.E.W.T.s no doubt." said Harry.

"What are newts?" asked Gohan.

"Not 'newts', Gohan, N.E.W.T.s. Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests." replied Hermione.

"Oh…" said Gohan, still confused, "Right…"

"It's the tests you take in your last year at Hogwarts to determine what sort of job you're going to get." said Ron.

"You determine your jobs through tests?!" asked Gohan, astounded.

"Not exactly." said Hermione, "All that we determine is what you would be good at, and if you have the qualifications for the job you want to do."

"Ah, I see." said Gohan, "Yes, that makes more sense."

"What are we doing standing around in the hallway?" asked Ron, "Let's get up to the Common Room!" So they led Gohan through what seemed like a maze of twists and turns, hidden doorways and secret passages, and finally arrived at the Gryffindor Tower.

"Mimbulus Mimbletonia." said Harry, and the large portrait of a fat lady in a pink silk dress swung forward to reveal a hole in the wall behind it. Harry, Ron, and Hermione crawled through, so Gohan followed. At the other end of the portrait hole, was a large room full of chairs, kids, and noise. Most kids were talking to their friends in little groups, spread throughout the room. Others, however, were sitting by the fire, presumably doing their homework.

"Wow." said Gohan, looking around, "This is your Common Room? It's really nice! I can see why you like spending time here!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione started showing him the best places by the fire, and the best places to play Exploding Snap, and the places to stay away from. They were just showing Gohan where the best place to play chess was, when Harry froze, staring at someone across the room. Gohan noticed this and looked across the room to see what he was staring at. The thing that had caught Harry's attention was a girl. A pretty girl with shoulder-length blonde hair, and bluish-gray eyes. She was talking and laughing with her friends, and Harry could not seem to take his eyes off of her. Ron noticed where both Harry and Gohan were staring, and walked over to Gohan.

"See that girl over there?"

"Yeah." replied Gohan, "The one Harry's staring at?"

"Yeah, that's the one. Her name's Codi. Harry's liked her for years." said Ron.

"So why doesn't he ask her out?" asked Gohan, confused.

"That's the funny thing." said Ron, "He's brave enough to take on the most evil wizard in existence, but he's too scared to talk to her. Whenever he sees her in the halls, he drops his books or something to avoid looking her in the eyes." Ron rolled his eyes, "What a nut, eh Gohan?"

"Oh I dunno. I'd say he's just a bit shy." replied Gohan, "So why don't you help him?"

"Who, me?!" asked Ron, turning a bright shade of pink, "No way! Huh-uh! Not a chance!"

"Why not?" asked Gohan. Ron muttered something incoherent, and turned an even deep shade of pink. "What?" said Gohan.

"Ican'ttalktogirlseither." said Ron, very fast.

"Didn't quite catch that." said Gohan, "One more time." Ron turned a brilliant shade of red and said,

"I can't talk to girls either." Gohan stared at him for a moment before asking,

"Well then why were you laughing at Harry?"

"I dunno, I just sorta was." said Ron, staring at his feet.

"So you can't talk to girls either, huh?" said Gohan.

"No…" said Ron, still staring at his feet.

"So I guess that means you haven't been able to talk to the girl you like either, have you?" Ron's eyes rose swiftly and stared at a girl across the room with long, wavy, black hair and sparkling brown eyes before returning to his feet.

"I don't really like anybody…"

"Liar." said Gohan, "Don't think I didn't see that. So, what's her name?"

"Alexandria." said Ron quickly, before realizing what he had done. Then he turned bright red and said, "Oh look, it's time for Transfiguration. Better get going, come on!" And he started dragging Harry and Gohan towards the portrait hole.

"Well, I never thought I'd see you leading the way to a lesson, Ron." said Hermione, in an approving sort of way.

"Uh… right…" said Ron, still dragging Harry and Gohan, "C'mon, let's just go." Gohan, however, had his own ideas. At that moment, he made a vow to himself to help both Harry and Ron hook up with the girls of their dreams.

Well guys, what did you think? You like? Oh yeah, and don't forget to leave me your opinions on the Gohan thing! Thanx! C-ya!