"Crabbe Tree"

The Girlfriend Who Doesn't Speak English

"Who should have the honor of going with me to the dance? I can have any Slytherin girl I want, but which one? Hmm. Suggestions?" Malfoy was in his dormitory with the other Slytherin guys.

"Malfoy, we can bring dates, right?" Crabbe asked.

"Uh, yea. I just said that. Weren't you listening?"

"Sorry. I get to bring my girlfriend!"

"NO! Crabbe she doesn't speak English and how do you know that she's even a girl??" (A/n: ~Hint~Hint~)

"But I love her! With all of my heart and soul!"

"Why can't you be like Goyle here? He doesn't have a girlfriend. Look at him, he's perfectly happy."

"Duh?" Guess who? Goyle.

"Never mind. Let's go or we're going to be late for potions." Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle sulked off to Snape's class.