Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda or Nintendo or
any of that sh-t.
Malon woke up and got dressed. She had just spent the night at the castle sense she was the new
sage. She went to the dining hall to talk to Zelda about the ranch. Malon was wondering if she is staying at
the castle who would look after the ranch. Zelda would probably get a royal stable man, or woman, to take
care of it. When Malon arrived Zelda was eating.
"Good morning Malon." Zelda said.
"Good morning Zelda." Malon said.
"Did you sleep well, Malon?" Asked Zelda.
"Yes, but I was wondering who will take care of the ranch?" Malon asked.
"I'll just get a royal stable man to do it." Zelda answered.
"He will need to leave right now." Malon said.
"Why?" Zelda asked.
"Because I left the ranch early yesterday and the horses, cows, and cucos need fed. That is if the
keese haven't gotten to them yet." Malon said.
"Well I guess you will have to go, Malon." Zelda said
"Why?" Malon asked.
"The stable man will not be ready to go until about 2:00." Zelda said.
"Well I have to go back to the ranch anyway, to get my stuff and all." Malon said.
"Alright you will need a escort." said Zelda
"I'll escort her. I have to get some Lon-Lon milk anyway."said Link who just walked in. Just then
Zelda felt kinda jealous.
`Why am I jealous?` Zelda thought. "How long do think you will be gone?
"Probably until tomorrow." Malon replied
"What will take you so long?" Zelda asked.
"I still have to pack my stuff. I kinda left abruptly." Malon replied.
"We should get going now then." Link said. Then Malon and Link left. Link and Malon rode across
Hyrule Field which took about 2 hours. "So, Malon... how did you find the Kokiri Forest?"
"Well I stopped a mail man and..." Malon explained the whole thing.
"Moriblins hu, well they have infested the Lost Woods meadow for some time now." Said Link
"Link, I can't believe that you beat their king." Malon said.
"He wasn't too hard." Link said "But I don't think he actually died. I think he is still alive, but he
dosn't bother the kokiri so I leave him alone. We're here."
"Come on in Link. I have to tell daddy I'm staying at the castle. Help your self to the milk." Malon
said. Link started towards the stable. Then he stopped. He herd yelling
"Stupid girl I told you to take care of the cows!!" Ingo yelled. Ingo beat Malon.
"STOP" Link yelled
"Girl, I told you NO GUESTS ESPECIALLY HIM!!!!" Ingo yelled. Then beat her again.
"I SAID STOP" Link yelled and drew his sword.
"Make me kid." Ingo threatened.
"If you want me to." Link ,said back. Then Link slashed him across the face. "Now stop unless you
want me to do that again, except for allot deeper!"
"Alright, alright, I'll stop."Ingo said in fear. Then Link sheathed his sword.
"Malon make sure you kick him out of the ranch for good. If he says he is reformed still keep him
out. As for you if you ever touch her again I will do that again, except for allot deeper! Malon, get your stuff
packed." Link said.
"Alright." Malon said then went upstairs.
~~~~In The Lost Woods~~~~
"Get me that gerudo!" demanded the king of the moriblins.
"What is it sir?"asked the gerudo
"You failed." said the king "You know how failure is delt with around here."
"But sir we are talking about the hero of time here. Don't make me remind you he almost did away
with you." said, the gerudo.
"SILENCE, I could have won. I just wanted him to kill Ganondorf first!" said the king "Now I have
been waching the `hero` and I found a new sage. I want you to kid-nap the sage. The sage's name is
Malon. She will be at Lon-Lon Ranch until tomorrow. If you leave now, you will be able to get a general
map of the place. The `hero` might be there so be on your guard.
any of that sh-t.
Malon woke up and got dressed. She had just spent the night at the castle sense she was the new
sage. She went to the dining hall to talk to Zelda about the ranch. Malon was wondering if she is staying at
the castle who would look after the ranch. Zelda would probably get a royal stable man, or woman, to take
care of it. When Malon arrived Zelda was eating.
"Good morning Malon." Zelda said.
"Good morning Zelda." Malon said.
"Did you sleep well, Malon?" Asked Zelda.
"Yes, but I was wondering who will take care of the ranch?" Malon asked.
"I'll just get a royal stable man to do it." Zelda answered.
"He will need to leave right now." Malon said.
"Why?" Zelda asked.
"Because I left the ranch early yesterday and the horses, cows, and cucos need fed. That is if the
keese haven't gotten to them yet." Malon said.
"Well I guess you will have to go, Malon." Zelda said
"Why?" Malon asked.
"The stable man will not be ready to go until about 2:00." Zelda said.
"Well I have to go back to the ranch anyway, to get my stuff and all." Malon said.
"Alright you will need a escort." said Zelda
"I'll escort her. I have to get some Lon-Lon milk anyway."said Link who just walked in. Just then
Zelda felt kinda jealous.
`Why am I jealous?` Zelda thought. "How long do think you will be gone?
"Probably until tomorrow." Malon replied
"What will take you so long?" Zelda asked.
"I still have to pack my stuff. I kinda left abruptly." Malon replied.
"We should get going now then." Link said. Then Malon and Link left. Link and Malon rode across
Hyrule Field which took about 2 hours. "So, Malon... how did you find the Kokiri Forest?"
"Well I stopped a mail man and..." Malon explained the whole thing.
"Moriblins hu, well they have infested the Lost Woods meadow for some time now." Said Link
"Link, I can't believe that you beat their king." Malon said.
"He wasn't too hard." Link said "But I don't think he actually died. I think he is still alive, but he
dosn't bother the kokiri so I leave him alone. We're here."
"Come on in Link. I have to tell daddy I'm staying at the castle. Help your self to the milk." Malon
said. Link started towards the stable. Then he stopped. He herd yelling
"Stupid girl I told you to take care of the cows!!" Ingo yelled. Ingo beat Malon.
"STOP" Link yelled
"Girl, I told you NO GUESTS ESPECIALLY HIM!!!!" Ingo yelled. Then beat her again.
"I SAID STOP" Link yelled and drew his sword.
"Make me kid." Ingo threatened.
"If you want me to." Link ,said back. Then Link slashed him across the face. "Now stop unless you
want me to do that again, except for allot deeper!"
"Alright, alright, I'll stop."Ingo said in fear. Then Link sheathed his sword.
"Malon make sure you kick him out of the ranch for good. If he says he is reformed still keep him
out. As for you if you ever touch her again I will do that again, except for allot deeper! Malon, get your stuff
packed." Link said.
"Alright." Malon said then went upstairs.
~~~~In The Lost Woods~~~~
"Get me that gerudo!" demanded the king of the moriblins.
"What is it sir?"asked the gerudo
"You failed." said the king "You know how failure is delt with around here."
"But sir we are talking about the hero of time here. Don't make me remind you he almost did away
with you." said, the gerudo.
"SILENCE, I could have won. I just wanted him to kill Ganondorf first!" said the king "Now I have
been waching the `hero` and I found a new sage. I want you to kid-nap the sage. The sage's name is
Malon. She will be at Lon-Lon Ranch until tomorrow. If you leave now, you will be able to get a general
map of the place. The `hero` might be there so be on your guard.
