Title- What Do You Think Of Me?

By - Kirstee

Description- When things start getting screwy in England, Pippin calls a familiar face for help. A BtVS/KE crossover.

A/N- I don't know where to place the Buffy part of the storyline so bear with me. Its Season 7 but there isn't a First Evil attacking. Spike moves into Buffy's basement instead of Xander's apartment.

Disclaimer- All belong to respective owners of the shows, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Keen Eddie.

- London, England -

"Eddie!" a voice invaded his dream of him and Ms. Moneypenny on her desk.

"Eddie!" the sound pierced his ears, he tried to turn away from it and pulled the blanket tighter around him.

"Eddie wake up RIGHT NOW!" the voice screamed.

He rolled over and looked towards the doorway were the owner of the voice stood.

She was wearing a purple satin robe and her hair was pulled back in a messy bun. Her hands were on her hips and her expression showed grim death to whoever passed her.

"What do you want Fiona?" Eddie said groggily.

"It's your wanker of a dog!" her voice was rising "He won't leave poor Duchess alone"

Eddie couldn't help himself, he started to laugh.

"This isn't funny!" she said.

"Hey" Eddie said "I say let bygones be bygones, if Duchess and Pete wanna get it on then let 'em"

With that he rolled back over and closed his eyes, hoping to return to his Oh so interesting dream.

He didn't hear anything for a minute.

Had it actually worked? Did she leave?

He opened one eye and almost rolled off the bed. Fiona was standing right in front of him.

"Eddie." she said through clenched teeth. She was like one of those time bombs 5 seconds before it went off. And Eddie did not want to see it go boom.

"Alright I'm up" he said as he threw the blanket off of him.

She gave him a triumphant grin and pranced out of the room.

"I hate you" he said to her retreating back.

"I hate you too" she yelled back but a smile played across her lips.

She went to the kitchen table and sat down with her coffee and romance novel.

Eddie trudged wearily out of his room, she watched him over the tip of her book. His gray New York T-shirt was rumpled as were his red boxers.

He went over to the two animals that looked a bit like they were wrestling but as Fiona put it, Pete did like to use Duchess as his 'Shag toy'.

Shag? Who came up with that word anyway Eddie thought as he pulled Pete off the squealing cat. They couldn't just say 'sex' like any normal person would?

He looked at the clock above Fiona's new silver toaster. 9:00. Pippin would be here soon.

He looked over at Fiona who was now deeply intent on reading her book. He cocked his head to the side to read the title.

"Love at the Seas?" Eddie said, Fiona looked up at him.

"It's very good" she said.

"Yes" he tilted his head to the side again to read who wrote it " I'm sure Linda Strait really knows how to write her classics" he added an eye roll for extra sarcasm.

"She's a very talented writer" Fiona defended.

"Uh huh" Eddie said as he turned back to his room. Fiona just fumed at his retreating back.

He emerged a few minutes later, a brown jacket over blue jeans and a tan shirt.

The doorbell rang and Fiona answered it. Pippin stood at the doorway.

"Inspector" she said and stepped inside.

"Hello Fiona" he said with a small smile.

"Pippin" Eddie said coming into the foyer.

He nodded at Eddie. "Ready?"

"Yea" he grabbed his cell phone, partially chewed thanks to Pete, off of the small table. He gave a half wave to Fiona and slammed the door behind him.

"I can't stand that woman" he said. Pippin just gave him a look and they headed for his car.

- Sunnydale, California -

Buffy's alarm went off. She rolled over to avoid the noise.

But she had to work. Damn.

She slowly put her feet down on the floor. Her head ached still from where a vamp had kicked her. For some reason there was an increase in vamp-ism. The whole big group of them went out last night. Her, Spike, Xander, Willow, and even Dawn.

She went to the bathroom and took a quick shower.

She heard anxious chatter from downstairs. She slipped into a dark skirt and pastel blouse and went down into the kitchen.

Dawn was eating a Mickey Mouse inspired pancake and Willow was at the stove cooking them.

She looked at the plate that held them all.

"So is Mickey Mouse the only cartoon you know?" Buffy said. Willow jumped at the sound of her voice.

"Oh Buffy Hi!" she said. Dawn laughed from her place at the counter.

"Well this is the easiest one, I mean you actually think I know how to shape a duck?" Willow said as she poured a little ear on her newest Mickey. "And besides their Mickey AND Minnie's"

She pointed out the little bow that sat atop one of the heads of the Mouse pancakes.

"Oh" Buffy said as she poured herself a cup of coffee. "Is Xander here yet?"

"I'm here" said a voice from the foyer. Willow gave Buffy an amused expression.

"Well chalk psychic up for a Slayer power" Buffy said. She took a sip from her mug.

Xander walked in, in a gray suit. Carrying a briefcase in one hand.

"Well look at you Suity McSuit" Willow said with a smile. Xander smiled back and put his briefcase on the table.

He did a half turn to show off his suit. Dawn clapped.

"Very debonair" Buffy said.

"You could so beat James Bond in the suit department" Dawn said.

"Yea but not the women department" Xander said "Speaking of has anyone talked to Anya lately?"

"No Why?" Willow said as she scraped her burnt pancake into the trash. "Well It's just I don't hear from her as often and." he trailed off.

"You miss her" Buffy said and looked down into the depths of her coffee as if it held the meaning of life.

"Yea" Xander said quietly.

"Well" Dawn said "School anyone?"

That snapped everyone out of silence. Dawn rushed to get her book bag while Buffy dumped the rest of the contents of her coffee into the sink.

Then Buffy, Xander and Dawn drove off to the high school, leaving Willow with her dishes.

She picked up the towel that lay on the counter.

"And the Wicca faces her toughest challenge yet" she said to herself with a little smile "The leaning tower of dirty dishes"