MOVIEPOOPSHOOT.COM

DISCLAIMER: This story is totally fictional and all characters are based off members from the moviepoopshoot.com message boards. I apologize to Ryall, Razorback, and Psychofiend, well not really Psychofiend, but Ryall and Razorback if their characters are portrayed wrong.

MAIN CHARACTERS

Ryall- Los Angeles, California, Male, Administrator at moviepoopshoot.com

Razorback- New Jersey, Male, Avid poster and moviepoopshoot.com, First poster to make 1000 posts

Psychofiend- Massachusetts, Male?, Annoying poster at moviepoopshoot.com

BACKGROUND CHARACTERS

MattSinger

Jessica

johnbamforth

SecretArt

Matt1

Efexeye

TomHarrington

code6enterprises

DarthMaulRat

Dave- Administrator

Tounge

BrianLynch- Creator of the Monkey Man comic

Robbo_the_Hood

jjcortright

Zens_7s- Communicating from the dead

DangerSeeker- The Seeker of Danger

Omaru

CHAPTER 1

Ryall is asleep on his couch with Fletch playing on his television. Ryall's apartment is very dark and there are dirty clothes strewn around. Ryall's couch has a coffee table in front of it which is covered with comics and a small alarm clock. The clock is flashing 12:00 in bright red numbers. There is a knock at the front door. Ryall doesn't wake up and there is another knock. Ryall wakes up suddenly. "I didn't come in you, Petey." He says abruptly. "Oh." There is a final knock and the sound of echoing footsteps walking away. Ryall sits up on the couch and searches for the remote. He finally finds it shoved in between the two couch cushions. Ryall stops the DVD of Fletch, ejects it and puts it into its case. Ryall walks over to a cabinet and opens it up. Inside there are many DVD's, arranged by genre. The genre with the most DVD's is comedy. He shoves Fletch in between The Flamingo Kid and Freddy Got Fingered. Ryall walks over to his front door and opens it up. There is a note on the door.

"'The check bounced, Mallrat.'" Said Ryall, reading the note aloud. "'We want our money by midnight in cash.' Damn." Ryall hastily rips the note off the door and crumples it up. Slamming the door and turning around, Ryall shoots the paper ball into a trash can across the room. "Score!" He yells. "Let's check the site." Ryall walks to his computer, which has a black screen, and moves the mouse, making it come to life. Ryall double clicks on the Internet Explorer icon on his desktop and the Movie Poop Shoot home page pops up. Ryall moves the mouse up to the message boards section and clicks. The message boards home page pops up and Ryall make another click. He clicks on the off topic section. There are only two posts that he hasn't read. One on an old thread called "Jay and Silnt Boob Rook!" There is a new thread with no responses called "Ryall Eats Cock." Ryall, instinctively, read this one. The post is from the user "Ryallsucks" with one post and reads like this. "Chris Ryall is a loser with nothing better to do than to sit at his computer and read other losers thoughts about loser movies. Chris Ryall will die within seven days. I vow to that." Posted At 7:45 AM (Tuesday, 9/17/03). ICQ#(587.392.87.204)

"Posted at 7:45. Then what time is it?" Ryall moves the mouse down to the bottom of the screen and the toolbar pops up. The time read "8:15 AM." "SHIT!" Screamed Ryall. Ryall jumps up and runs across the room. He grabs a hat off the top of his tv and runs out.