WOW! Look at all theses awesome reviews I'm getting! **jaw drops** I feel so special! You guys really DO love me! ^.^ Read my other HP stories too okie? It's almost completed ('Your Eyes') and you never know this one might last forever. --_-- I can't think of a good ending for it right now. Help me out okay?! Review lots and give me suggestions!

Hmm…well I can't think of anything else to say besides I LOVE YOU ALL (and Draco) and I'm not JK Rowling! I don't own HP so don't sue. ~.^ Onto chappie 5.

(Also…plz support this chapter lots. . I know it's short but I have my net down and I had to re type this entire chapter so that I could post it and so you all could read it. And it's taken me hours, literally, to get 'Your Eyes' and this chap up. So PLZ! Tell me my fingers aren't sore for nothin'!)

"Draco…" Hermione said, in an annoyed tone.

Draco leaned forward and peered in his binoculars. Snape was holding Hooch's hand!

"Draco."

"Shh!" Draco whispered, trying to ignore Hermione.

"Draco!" She yelled, causing Draco to lose his balance and fall over in a heap on the floor.

"What?!" Draco said heatedly, "I hope they didn't hear you!"

"Who cares what they're doing or if they heard me!" Hermione said, "I'm tired! Are we ever going to go to sleep?"

"The night is young fair maiden!" Draco said, picking himself up and pulling Hermione along.

"Listen Romeo," Hermione said, coming slightly close to glaring at Draco, "Let's walk around a bit then. I want to get some stuff out of my room before Harry starts…bringing in…well…you know."

"I'm afraid I know know. But please…don't tell me."

"Right."

Draco and Hermione made their way to the Gryffindor dorms and suddenly they spotted Neville being confronted by the one and only famous gay man, Harry Potter.

"Hello Neville dear," Harry said seductively, "How are you?"

"Um…F-Fine…"

"I'd like to invite you to this," Harry said, handing Neville two pieces of paper.

"What's this?" Neville asked, examining the pieces of paper, "This is…an invitation to an…orgie tonight?! Er…and the second is an invitation to your national gay walk-a-thon…"

"Yes," Harry nodded, "I'd like you to come to both."

While Draco was busy puking in a corner, Hermione came out from hiding and approached Harry. She put her hands on her hips and stepped in between the two, "Now Harry don't play with Neville's feelings. I know you Harry Potter and if you don't intend to date him seriously I don't think it's right for you to tease him like this."

"Um…" Neville started.

"Aw 'Mione," Harry said, interrupting Neville and snapping his fingers, "I'm just having a bit of fun. Say…is Draco with you?"

"U-Um…" Neville started again.

"Yeah," Hermione said, "Why do you want to know? Harry. Harry!"

But Harry wasn't listening. He walked straight over to Draco and gave him a big hug, "Hi friend!"

"We are most certainly NOT friends," Draco said, desperately pushing Harry away, "Please stop touching me."

"U-um…H-Harry?" Neville said, finally not getting cut off, "I-I'm not gay."

"So?" Hary said, hugging Neville now, "I can make you gay."

"Did you just wink at that poor Gryffindor?!" Draco said, "And here I thought you weren't evil."

Harry was over at Draco's side in an instant and lovingly bit his neck and purred softly into his ear, "Do you like evil?"

Hermione's face puffed up, "Harry Potter! What are you doing?"

"Aw 'Mione," Harry giggled, "Don't get jealous."

"JEALOUS?!" Hermione screamed, her face puffing out even more, "Jealous?! Of what?! Of who?!"

Hermione marched up to Harry and stuck a finger in his face, her face hot with red and you could almost see the steam coming our her nose, "I. Most. Certainly. Am. Not. Jealous. Or. You. Or. Lucky. Or. Anyone. Thank. You. Very. Much." Her words were coming out in angry pops from her mouth.

"You know," Harry said, giving her a small smile, "You're a bit scary when you're angry."

"I. Really. Couldn't. Care. Less. Harry." She said, clenching and unclenching her fists.

"I'm touched," Draco said, squirming out of Harry's grip and wrapping his arm around Hermione's shoulders, "You like me!"

"What. An. Idiotic. Though! I. Hate. You. Down. To. The. Very. Pit. Of. My. Being!" Hermione raged on.

Draco wasn't paying attention. He was entertaining new thoughts in his head now, "So tell me…which color do you prefer: red or black."

"Huh? I. Suppose. Red."

"I think black would look good on you too, but as you wish," Draco said, tapping his wand on her arse, "Coloro Thongolo." (1)

"What are you doing?!" Hermione shrieked, pulling out of Draco's grasp, "What did you do! I demand to know! I've never heard that spell before."

"If you did know it I'd be a little concerned," Draco smirked, "I just changed your undies to something a bit more fun to play with!"

"WHAT?!"

"I just simply gave you a red thong."

"WHAT?!"

"It has a nice lace trim and everything."

"WHAT?!"

"I just hope it's the right size though," Draco said, patting her rear end, "Fits all right doesn't it?"

"You pervert!" she said, slapping his face and left a nice red print for a souvenir.

"Ow!" Draco said, rubbing the print softly, "Why do you always have to smak me in the face? Why can't it be some other body part? My face is sensitive you know. Why odn't you just smack my ass for change?!"

"Kinky," Harry remarked, smacking Draco's ass.

"Not you!" Draco wailed, running away from Harry, "I was talking to Hermione!"

"DRACO STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Hermione screamed, running away from Draco.

Off from a distance could be heard, "Twenty points from Gryffindor!" (A/N: One guess to who said that!)

"C'mere you sexy little Slytherin!" Harry giggled, wiggling his fingers.

"Leave me alone Queen Potter!" Draco cried, "Hermione why can't you be more open with your feelings about me?! Like Harry!"

"I don't have any feelings for you!" Hermione screamed, "And besides Harry's open with everyone!"

"I'm wide open," Harry winked, "Why don't you give me a try Drakie?"

"Ahhh don't call me Drakie!" Draco said, "Hermione let me take a gander at my creation!"

"Draco don't touch my ass!"

"I love everyone!"

"Harry don't touch my ass!"

"YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!"

"Well I do want kids someday."

"ADOPT!"

"I want kids I can call my own."

"You'll have a guy sex slave and a girl just to pump out babies! You sick, sick thing!"

"You can be my sex slave Draco and Hermione can bear my children."

"Never!"

"Never!"

"Nights at Hogwarts sure are exciting…" Neville remarked, walking back to his room.

(1)- Hee hee I made this spell up. I know it sucks but, beh, I still like it. Lol!!

A/N: I also hope I'm not offending anyone. I'm a little slow on things like that. But then again I don't take offence very easily. You can only offend me by insulting my computer! (or my new haircut…)

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