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DISCLAIMER: This story is totally fictional and all characters are based off members from the moviepoopshoot.com message boards. I apologize to Ryall, Razorback, and Psychofiend, well not really Psychofiend, but Ryall and Razorback if their characters are portrayed wrong.

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The big guy was stunned. He looked at Ryall like a cow looked at an oncoming train. "What?" Asked Ryall.

"Oh, nothing. I just have some time to kill now that I don't have to force money from you."

"Would you like to join us for lunch?" Dave suddenly took a deep breath. He taped Ryall on the shoulder. "What?"

"Dude, are you insane," demanded Dave "you don't have lunch with the person that's taking money from you." Dave took a bite of his Twix bar.

"Why not?"

"Fine. You know what. I'll give you one of my Twix bars if you don't let him sit here."

"Deal." Ryall said quickly before Dave could change his mind. Dave had a tendancy to change his mind quickly. "Sorry, umm. Well we gotta get going." Ryall grabbed Dave's arm and they ran out of the cafeteria. Ming quickly followed.

Soon after that, Ming, Ryall, and Dave were sitting in Ryall's cubicle talking. Dave and Ming had pulled rolling chairs over from their cubicles. "So the check bounced," asked Ming.

"Yea. Now they're not gonna kill Psychofiend, they're gonna kill us," explained Ryall.

"If we don't come up with the money by midnight," said Dave.

"Yea. In cash." You see, Ryall, Dave, and Ming had all chipped in to hire the mob to kill Psychofiend, cause, you know, they were bored.

"I guess everyone is just out to kill you, Chris," said a sinister voice over the cubicle wall. Randall Graves slid his chair back to look at Ryall, Ming and Dave. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. I guess this will teach you not to meddle in things that aren't your buisness."

"Shut up, Graves," shot Ryall. Randall was a technician at MPS.com and it was just a coincedence that his name was that of one of the main characters of Kevin Smith's first film. *wink wink*

"Oh, I wouldn't be saying that to me."

"Oh, and why not."

"Because I may have the money to get you out of this little hole you have dug yourself into."

end of chapter 3

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