Chapter Two: Day Zero
"Riku! You S.O.B! I'll never forgive you!" Kira sat up sharply, panting in anger at Riku. Riku scrambled backwards with a look of pure terror.
"K-K-Kira d-don't k-k-kill me!"
"Why would I want to?" quick as a wink, Kira's attitude changed drastically. She forgot completely why she'd been yelling at Riku. In a matter of seconds, she'd forgotten everything.
"K-Kira?"
"Huh? Riku? Where am I ? Where's Sachi?"
"I'm right here, Kira, and Sora, and Tikado and Riku. We're all at White Pines. Sora's asleep, Riku, me, and Tikado are all awake watching you, and you're mad a Riku because he didn't take you with when he teleported so you had to do it you self, I presume from what Riku had told me."
"Oh. Oh. Riku, how long did it take me to get here?"
"Well, I don't know where you started, but between the time I got here, and you got here was about 5-10 minutes."
"Seriously?"
"I was just about to go and see if I could find you. why?"
"I've just done 20 miles in those 10 minutes." he blinked then his eyes bulged.
"20 miles? You can't do 20 inches in 10 minutes. How?!"
"I have no idea." he sat there gaping.
"Impossible!"
"I know. But, here I am. Don't ask how, I dunno."
"Woah, woah, woah." Sachi held up her hands. Kira and Riku both shut up.
"You're telling me, my sister, can teleport?"
"Well, as a matter of speaking-" Riku began.
"Yes or no, moron. I didn't ask for a philosophical reason to go with it."
"Yes." he squeaked.
"Okay, why are you so damn excited about this '20 miles in 10 minutes' concept?"
"Usually, it takes me 20 minutes to teleport 5 miles. After an hour, or 15 miles, I pretty much collapse for the rest of the day. So, being able to do 20 miles, 5 miles more than usual, in a fraction of the usual time, this is a great break through in my psychic abilities." Kira smiled as she finished her explanations.
Sachi was staring at her with a blank expression.
"You two philosophical freaks belong together." she muttered as she walked over to Sora and shook violently.
"Yo, block head! Rise and shine. Smell da coffee!"
"Coffee?" Sora sat up sharply, knocking Sachi over. "Where?"
"Don't got none." Sora lay back down with a thump.
"Don't have any." Kira corrected.
"I know, I know, shuddup!" Kira smiled.
"So. How well did it work?" Sachi asked Sora, excitedly.
"Not at all!" Sora replied, sitting up again, this time, much more slowly.
"What! You were out for an entire 10 minutes!"
"Yea, I know, musta fallen asleep. But it wasn't your concoction."
"It wasn't?" Sachi looked disappointed.
"Sorry."
"Back to the drawing board. 'Kado?"
"At your service!" Tikado was taking orders in seconds, and then was gone into the woods.
A wave sleepiness washed over Kira and Riku at the same time. They automatically fell over, half-way leaning on each other, and fell asleep. Sachi snorted.
"Goof balls. This is what Kira always wanted." she looked back them, Riku snoring slightly. "I just hope she likes her taste in guys as much as I do." she smiled, thinking. Then shook her head sadly. "Na."
"What?" Sora asked.
"A lotta things." Tikado came back, and they conducted another experiment.

Well, erm....yea....did I write that? I don't remember......ah well. Enjoy it while you can. It get's sad later. (This is a pathetic excuse for a story.... it sucks!!!) That is what my conscience is telling me....do I dare believe it? Please, review, tell me it's good, so I can get that evil conscience voice out of my head!!!! (bad story!!! it sucks!!!!! die evil story!!!!) AAAAAHHH!!!