Chapter 2!!!! Serta and the SHEEP!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: ….
LDB: You know that we don't own anyone, but ourselves….
Pearl: I DON'T OWN ME!!!!!!!!! I'm FROM LEGEND OF MANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: And we don't own Serta!
Pearl: But I own sheep No. 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDB: …….To the fic!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!
LDB: Shut up!
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Bakura is asleep on his Serta mattress dreaming of escaping Pearl's evil grasp!!! (LIKE THAT'LL HAPPEN…)
Bakura: …ZZzzzzz…….
Joey: *Comes in the room* Hey, wuzup?
Bakura: whadaya want!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: There's a bunch of sheep outside your house!!!
LDB: ….? …Sheep…? What are sheep doing here? Better go see what they want Bakura.
Bakura: Do I have ta???
Pearl: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!
Bakura: …OKAY!!! *Goes outside*
Pearl: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Outside the big, big, big house, you can still hear Pearl screaming) ^^;;;;;;
Bakura: whadaya want!!!!!!!!!?????????????
Sheep No. 3: We're here to get you to sleep, remember the contract?
Bakura: ………… oh yeah……… ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sheep No. 1: you got a Serta, didn't you!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: ^^;;;;;;; *nods*
Sheep No. 26: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! I WANT PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Um….why don't you go in and see it…?
*All 151 ½ sheep go waddling into the house*
Bakura: ….151….and a ½…?
Sheep No. 74: Yeah… one got his legs torn off while jumping over the fence…. It was barbed wire fence…
Sheep No. ½: It's a painful thing to remember….
Bakura: Um….right. Well, there's the bed….
Sheep No. 101: I Just want to tear it up!!!!!!!!
Tristian: *comes in* Okay!!!! *Tears of the don't remove under penalty of law thingy*
Sheep No. 4: you didn't just do what I think you did….
Pearl: he's dumber than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristian: What's gonna happen?
*FBI agents come in all of a sudden and arrest Tristian*
Tristian: IT WAS THE SHEEP!!! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!! * Gets hauled away*
Sheep No. 142: …Let's go to the next house!!!
All sheep: OKAY!!!
Sheep No. 26: …I'll be back!!
(Sheep leave and go to Seto Kaiba's house)
Bakura: ….That was….odd……
*In prison*
Tristian: Now how do I get out of here?? *Turns to see a REALLY big guy*
Big guy named Bob: I like bunnies!!!!
Tristian: *big sweatdrop* …riiiiight….
Bob: YOU DON'T LIKE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to beat up Tristian*
Tristian: HE- OW!! –LP!! OW!!!!!!!!
(Back at Bakura's place, house, thing…)
LDB: …Say, where's Yami???
Pearl: And where's Yugi????
LDB: You don't think…
*Back at… well… wherever*
Yami and Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Yami: They got my shoe!!!!
Yugi: THEY GOT MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!!
Yami: *Looks at Yugi* HOW???
Yugi: *shrugs*
Yami: BUT YOUR PANTS ARE STILL ON!!!!!!
Yugi: *shrugs* I don't know, they just got them!! And quit yelling at me! *Sniff*
Yami: *rolls his eyes*
Random insane fan girl: I GOT YAMI'S SHOE!!!!!
Random insane fan girl No. 2: SO!! I got Yugi's UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi and Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Run faster*
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LDB: Hehehehehe!!!! The insanity!!!!!
Pearl: …how did that person get Yugi's underwear if his pants were still on???
LDB: ….*Shrugs* I dunno. I just felt like putting it in!!!!
Pearl: OKAY!
Yugi: I'm free of underwear!!!!! YIPY!!!!
Yami: *BIIIIG sweatdrop* ….
LDB: …The things we make them do….
Pearl: So anyway, what will happen next time???
LDB: Will Yami get his shoe back as well as his shirt??? Will Yugi ever get his underwear back??? And if so, can we make him put them back on????
Yugi: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: Find out in chapter 3!!!! ….Maybe….Hehehe.
LDB: ….I can't help thinking we forgot something….
(At prison)
Tristian: *Is beaten up* …Help….
Bob: BUNNIES!!!!!!! *Beats Tristian up more*
Tristian: OW!! HELP!!!!!
End-o-chappy!! …For now…..HEHEHE!!!!!!!
