Chapter 2!!!! Serta and the SHEEP!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: ….

LDB: You know that we don't own anyone, but ourselves….

Pearl: I DON'T OWN ME!!!!!!!!! I'm FROM LEGEND OF MANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: And we don't own Serta!

Pearl: But I own sheep No. 1!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDB: …….To the fic!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl: DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!

LDB: Shut up!

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      Bakura is asleep on his Serta mattress dreaming of escaping Pearl's evil grasp!!! (LIKE THAT'LL HAPPEN…)

Bakura: …ZZzzzzz…….

Joey: *Comes in the room* Hey, wuzup?

Bakura: whadaya want!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: There's a bunch of sheep outside your house!!!

LDB: ….? …Sheep…? What are sheep doing here? Better go see what they want Bakura.

Bakura: Do I have ta???

Pearl: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!

Bakura: …OKAY!!! *Goes outside*

Pearl: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  (Outside the big, big, big house, you can still hear Pearl screaming) ^^;;;;;;

Bakura: whadaya want!!!!!!!!!?????????????

Sheep No. 3: We're here to get you to sleep, remember the contract?

Bakura: ………… oh yeah……… ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Sheep No. 1: you got a Serta, didn't you!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: ^^;;;;;;; *nods*

Sheep No. 26: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! I WANT PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Um….why don't you go in and see it…?

   *All 151 ½ sheep go waddling into the house*

Bakura: ….151….and a ½…?

Sheep No. 74: Yeah… one got his legs torn off while jumping over the fence…. It was barbed wire fence…

Sheep No. ½: It's a painful thing to remember….

Bakura: Um….right. Well, there's the bed….

Sheep No. 101: I Just want to tear it up!!!!!!!!

Tristian: *comes in* Okay!!!! *Tears of the don't remove under penalty of law thingy*

Sheep No. 4: you didn't just do what I think you did….

Pearl: he's dumber than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tristian: What's gonna happen?

   *FBI agents come in all of a sudden and arrest Tristian*

Tristian: IT WAS THE SHEEP!!! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!! * Gets hauled away*

Sheep No. 142: …Let's go to the next house!!!

All sheep: OKAY!!!

Sheep No. 26: …I'll be back!!

  (Sheep leave and go to Seto Kaiba's house)

Bakura: ….That was….odd……

     *In prison*

Tristian: Now how do I get out of here?? *Turns to see a REALLY big guy*

Big guy named Bob: I like bunnies!!!!

Tristian: *big sweatdrop* …riiiiight….

Bob: YOU DON'T LIKE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to beat up Tristian*

Tristian: HE- OW!! –LP!! OW!!!!!!!!

     (Back at Bakura's place, house, thing…)

LDB: …Say, where's Yami???

Pearl: And where's Yugi????

LDB: You don't think…

 *Back at… well… wherever*

Yami and Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yami: They got my shoe!!!!

Yugi: THEY GOT MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!!

Yami: *Looks at Yugi* HOW???

Yugi: *shrugs*

Yami: BUT YOUR PANTS ARE STILL ON!!!!!!

Yugi: *shrugs* I don't know, they just got them!! And quit yelling at me! *Sniff*

Yami: *rolls his eyes*

Random insane fan girl: I GOT YAMI'S SHOE!!!!!

Random insane fan girl No. 2: SO!! I got Yugi's UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi and Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Run faster*

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LDB: Hehehehehe!!!! The insanity!!!!!

Pearl: …how did that person get Yugi's underwear if his pants were still on???

LDB: ….*Shrugs* I dunno. I just felt like putting it in!!!!

Pearl: OKAY!

Yugi: I'm free of underwear!!!!! YIPY!!!!

Yami: *BIIIIG sweatdrop* ….

LDB: …The things we make them do….

Pearl: So anyway, what will happen next time???

LDB: Will Yami get his shoe back as well as his shirt??? Will Yugi ever get his underwear back??? And if so, can we make him put them back on????

Yugi: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl: Find out in chapter 3!!!! ….Maybe….Hehehe.

LDB: ….I can't help thinking we forgot something….

    (At prison)

Tristian: *Is beaten up* …Help….

Bob: BUNNIES!!!!!!! *Beats Tristian up more*

Tristian: OW!! HELP!!!!!

   End-o-chappy!! …For now…..HEHEHE!!!!!!!